“laotaitai，wobushisuyuner。”
suzinianyagenjiumeiyoudasuantisujiayinmanzheijianshi。
budengdafangerfangderenkaikou，tazhijiechengrenle：“sujiabuyuanyirangsuyunerjiajinsijia，qianfangbaijidejiangwohongpianlehuilai。”
“sujiaderenhongpiannihuilai？”laotaitaisishimenglemeng，huyidekanzheta，“nishi？”
“苏子念。”
shizonglehaojiniandesuzinian？
wenyan，laotaitaihuanghulexia。
kanzheyanqianderengancuililuoyoutandangdeyangzi，dafangheerfangderendunshiyouxieshaleyan。
tamenbenxiangyaoliyongzheijianshinanielezheigenvren，zaichenjisuoyaopeichangde。
ruciyilai，tamenderuyisuanpanbeichedidaluanle。
“nibawomensijiadangchengshenmedifangle？”jiangzhishanqishangxintou，dunshiyouxienaoxiuchengnule，“nidaitisuyunerjiajinlaijiusuanle，feidanbuzhidaoshoulian，haigongrandongshou！”
“nibuhuiyiweidelesijiashaonainaizheigeshenfenjiukeyigaozhenwuyouleba？”erfangdeloujiapeihedejieguolehuacha，“yishenggangcaijijigehaizizhenduan，shuotamenqimayaozaichuangshangtangyigeyue。”
“ma，niqiaoqiaotazheishouxiadeduohaohen？”
“zheishiyaobajigehaizizhiyusidia？”
lianggenvrenyichangyihedehutianqiangdizhe，tianyoujiacudezhizezhesuzinian。
“啊啊——”
xiaotuanziyouxiebangmangjieshi。
buguoyikaikou，shengyinjiubeigaileguoqu。
suzinianqingqingwozhuletadeshou，xiaozhedileyigeanfudeyanshenshangqu……
laotaitaideshouchengzaitaiyangxueshang，mimoukanzheyanqiandezheiyimu，yandishenchuyouxieruoyousuosi。
yizhidaojiangzhishanheloujiaanjinglexialai，tazhoulezhoumei，taimoukanleguoqu，bolanbujingdewendao：“nihaiyoushenmeyaoshuodema？”
laotaitaidemuguangshenchenhuise，shengyinbeishendeyouxieliang。
jianzhuang，dunjueshengquanzaiwodejiangzhishanheloujiayiweishenzhangdekanlesuzinianyiyan，shenqinglihuaguoleyimojieao。
zaojiuzaiguolaizhaolaotaitaizhiqian，tamenyijingyipaijihede，jiangdangchumuduleyiqiedeyongrenshoumaile。
有钱能使鬼推磨。
zaitamendeweibiliyouzhixia，gangcailaotaitaiwenhuadeshihou，yongrenyijingbasuoyoudezerenquandoutuidaosuziniandeshenshangle。
zheiyihui，suzinianjiushitiaojinhuangheyexibuqingle！
xinsiliuzhuan，jiangzhishanyuefadeyile。
tayongyanshaodeyuguangyipie，zhudongzhanlechulai：“ma，gangcaininwenhuadeshihou，zheiweisuxiaojiebuzai。”
“buruwomenbayongrenjiaoshanglaigentaduizhiba！miandeluorenhuabingderangrenjuedewomenyoushigongyun。”
“buyongle！”budenglaotaitaikaikou，suzinianyikoujujuele。
jianjiangzhishanheloujiayiliankanhaoxidebiaoqing，tachunpandexiaoyishenleshen，yandiqinranzheyizhongbukemingzhuangdeyiweishenzhang。
“woyizhidourenweikougongshizuibunengqingxinde，yaoshirangwogentadanduxiangchubangexiaoshi，wokeyirangtadangchangfangong，nimenxinma？”
“suzinian，nizheishishenmeyisi？”
loujiacuranzhengkaileyanjing，youxiechenbuzhuqidezhiwenzhe。
“meishenmeyisi。”talengmodehengxiaozhe，“buguojiushijiuzheijianshifabiaoyixiawodekanfaeryi。”
tadeyuqiyouxiemanbujingxinde，qizhongdaizhefenmingdebuxie。
“你……”
loujiazhengyaoshangqian，quebeijiangzhishanyibazhuaizhule。
suzinianmeimubudongdetaiqixiabasaoletamenyiyan，xuxudekaileqiang：“laotaitai，xiangjiaoyusuishikeyibiandongrenzheng，wodeshouliyougengquezaodezhengju。”
shuohuadeshihou，tadakaishoujijiangweixingshexiangtoupaixiadehuamiantouyingdaoleqiangshang——
“sijiaxiaoshaoye？buguojiushiyigegouyancanchuandecanfeieryi！”
“yaobushiwomensijiacaixiongshida，tazaojiuyijingqujianyanluowangle！”
“yigecanfeituozheyigexiaoyaba，kedangzhenshijuepeia！”
“wanghouzheisijiachizaodoushiyaojiaodaowomenshoulide！yaoshiwomengaoxing，shuobudinghaikenshangzheiduifuziyidunfanchi，yaoshibugaoxing……”
yichangyihedeshengyinpeihejianruidexiaoshenghuidangzainuodadefangjianli，momingcier。
kanzheqiangshangyaoyaohuanghuangdehuamian，jiangzhishanheloujiadunshishale。
zheigenvrenhaoshendexinji，juranhaitoutouluxiang？
“canfei？yaba？！”laotaitaideshixianbeihenhenzhenlexia，borandanudezhiwenzhe，“zheixiehuajiujingshisheijiaotamenshuode？”
“赏一口饭吃？”
“nimenpingshijiushizheimejiaodaoerzide？yaowoshuo，zheihaishidadeqingle！”
“lairen！”xintoucuanqileyigunuhuo，tazhongzhongyongshouzaizhuojiaoshangpaizhe，lishengdedao，“jiafasihou！batamentuoxiaqumeirendawushibianzi！”
“是。”
shouzaimenkoudelinmadayingzhe，lianmangzhuanshenqubanle。
偷鸡不成蚀把米。
yixiangdaozijidebaobeierziyaobeichouwushibian，jiangzhishanheloujiajiuxintengdebuxing。
danxianzailaotaitaizhengzaiqitoushang，tamenyouxiegannubuganyan。
jiangzhishandizhetouyongyizhongfennuyouqurudeyanshenhenhendedingzhesuzinian。
五十鞭子？
tadebaobeierzishishenmeshihoushouguozheiyangdeku？
qixueshangyongfanteng，tazuanzhequantou，ananzaixinzhongfashi——
且等着吧！
tayidingyaozhaojihuirangzheigegaisidenvrenfuchubaibeinaizhiqianbeidedaijia！
jiangzhishanheloujiaxintengerzi，suibianzhaoleyigejiekoujiulikaile。
tamenzouhou，laotaitailianshangdebiaoqinghuanhelexialai。
kanzhexiaotuanziyanmoulidedanyouheweihu，tajibukejiandedianlediantou，luozaisuziniandemuguanglipingtianlejifenzanshang。
xiaotuanziyizhidouhenfengbi，chulesizhannanzhihou，buzenmeyuanyigenwairenjiechu。
zheigesuziniannenggouzaizheimeduandeshijianlitaodexiaotuanzidehuanxinhaisuanyoujifenbenshi。
zuizhongyaodeshi，congjintiandeshikanqilai，tayebushiyigenenggourenyoubierenniebiancuoyuandezhuer。
wanghouyouzheiyangyigerendangzaisizhannanhexiaotuanzideqianmian，tayekeyifangxinle。
xinliyoulejijiao，laotaitaidemeitoushuzhanzhe，lianshangdeshenqingyuefaheyanyuesele：“duiyujintiandejieguo，nihaimanyima？”
“suzinian，womensijiabuzaihunijiujingshishenmeshenfen。”
“nijinlemen，neijiushiwomensijiaderenle。”
“dangchuwomengensujiashangyideyouxiecangcu，nihezhannanchoushijianqulinggejiehunzhengba。”
dunlexia，laotaitaidezhifulaihuizaizhuojiaoshangmosuozhe，youyoudedao：“zheiyangyilai，wanghoujiumeiyourennenggouzhiyinideshenfenle。”
xiaotuanziziranshimingbailingjiehunzhengdeyisi。
tagaogaoyangzhetou，yishuangheibaifenmingdedayanjinglishanshuozheqidaideguangmang……