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henanpengyoulianaiwunian,tacongbuzaiwaiguoye。

wenta,tashuozijiyougeabeibei,bumoshuibuzhe。

lingwanzhengdangtian,wohenanpengyouhuilejia。

gangyundongwanpopoqiaolemen。

dakaimenhou,tashuolaihongnanpengyoushuijue。

zaiwocuoedemuguangzhong,popojiekaileneiyikouzi。

wocaizhidaonanpengyousanshinianmeiduannai,abeibeishipopobenren。

我气得当场发疯。

popoweiqujile,“keshimeiyouwo,tashuibuzhe,womenyoubushizuoshenjianbuderendeshi。”

diertianwanshang,woweilenanpengyouliangpiantunheisu。

bangexiaoshihoubapopolaguolaitingnanpengyoudahulu。

“meiyouni,zheibushiyeshuizhele。”

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tingdaozheihua,popoxiangkaishuihuchenglejing。

wohaimeifanyingguolai,tayijingnaqishoujibodale120。

zhongyanyezaitadekuhanshengzhongxinglai,tarourouyanjingwen:“ma,sheiqifunile?”

“ayan,nizheigexifubuanhaoxin,zheicaiganglingzhengjiujinixiayao。”

popoxiangshouleweiqudexiaoguniangsidepujinzhongyanhuailigaozhuang,shengqidewojinquantou。

tingwanpopodekongsu,zhongyanbukezhixinditaitoukanwo,“lianzhi,nizenmenengsuibianjiwoluanchiyaoni。”

popopiezui,“haibushiyinweiwohongnishuijuetashengqile,woyikaishijiushuotabuxihuanwo,buranwohaishigennimenfenkaizhuba。”

zhongyandunshihuangleshen,“ma,nishuoshenmeni,wogenbenlibukaini。”

zhongyanzheijuhuarangpopoxinqingdahao,tataitoudeyididuiwoxiaolexiao。

mianduipoporucitiaoxin,woxinliganjuezhenzhenexin。

buguogeng**deyimuwoyijingjianguo,cishiwoyijingnengzuodaomianwubiaoqing。

gangzhunbeikaikoudaduanzheiduiexindemuzi,jiuhurenyuanqiaoxianglefangmen。

dezhizhongyanzhishichiletunheisu,jigejiuhurenyuanbaiyandoukuaifandaotianshang。

qizhongyigekouzhixinkuaidedajiexunchipopo,“dayi,niyetaikuazhangle,liangpiantunheisubudaowugexiaoshijiudaixiewanle,nizheishilangfeiyiliaoziyuanzhidaoma?”

jiuhurenyuanlikaihou,popozuozaishafashangnazheshoujikanlehuijingranhongleyan。

tagenzhongyankusu,“taganmaguaiwo,woyoubudongtunheisudaixieyuanli,wozhizhidaoshiyaosanfendu,zhengchangrencaibuhuiluanweiyaojibierenchi。”

popodehuatingdewoshengchuwuduannuhuo。

zhongyananfupopodao:“ma,meirenguaini,buzaole,niquxizaoshuijueba。”

popoyilikai,zhongyanduiwoheilelian,“dawanshangnigaochuzheimeduomafanshi,xianzaigaoxingle?”

wobeiqixiaole,“shinimadajingxiaoguai,nimadade120,zenmejiuchengwogaochulaide。”

“womashenmedoubudong。”tingdaowoshuotama,zhongyangengbugaoxingle,“ruguobushinijiwoxialeyao,tabuhuizheimehuangzhang。”

wonule,“zhongyan,nibiekuadaqici,wojinichideshitunheisu,zaishuowoweishenmejinichi,nixinlimeidianshuma?”

钟延哑言。

woxiangxinrensheijiandaozijisanshisuidezhangfuhaiyaomozhezijiqinmaneigebuweishuijuedoubuhuidanding。

jifenzhonghou,zhongyantanleyikouqi,“haolezhizhi,wobushiyijingdayingnijiediaozheigemaobingle,nibujinyaojiwoshijian,haiyaojiwomashijian,nizhidaode,tayigerenbawodaidaburongyi,tayebuzhidaozhengchangjiatingshizenmeguanaixiaohaide。”

tingdaozhongyandehua,woyouyouxiexinruan。

zhongyanshidanqinjiatingchushen,tababazaitasansuishijiupaoqiletahepopo。

meiyouwenhuadepopochilehenduoku,caijiangzhongyanpeiyangchengyigeboshihou。

zhongyanmomowodelian,“laopo,wobaozheng,womajueduibuhuizaiwomianqianluchuyidianpifu,haobuhao?”

zhongyanshengdehaokan,sajiaoshigewaishangxinyuemu。

woruanxiataidu,“shouhejiaohaishikeyiloude。”

shuozheihuashi,popoganghaocongyushichulai。

tadenglewoyiyan,zhuanshenjinzijiwoshi。

meiyifenzhong,tahanlezhongyanyisheng,“ayan,wozhaobudaowoshoujile。”

zhongyanlianmangjinlepopowoshi。

wogangzhunbeihuiwoshi,shafashangshoujixianglehaojisheng。

popodeshoujiyuanlaizaishafashang。

wonaqilaixiangyaojisongjinqu,taiyanyipie。

瞬间愣住。