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henanpengyoulianaiwunian,tacongbuzaiwaiguoye。
wenta,tashuozijiyougeabeibei,bumoshuibuzhe。
lingwanzhengdangtian,wohenanpengyouhuilejia。
gangyundongwanpopoqiaolemen。
dakaimenhou,tashuolaihongnanpengyoushuijue。
zaiwocuoedemuguangzhong,popojiekaileneiyikouzi。
wocaizhidaonanpengyousanshinianmeiduannai,abeibeishipopobenren。
我气得当场发疯。
popoweiqujile,“keshimeiyouwo,tashuibuzhe,womenyoubushizuoshenjianbuderendeshi。”
diertianwanshang,woweilenanpengyouliangpiantunheisu。
bangexiaoshihoubapopolaguolaitingnanpengyoudahulu。
“meiyouni,zheibushiyeshuizhele。”
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tingdaozheihua,popoxiangkaishuihuchenglejing。
wohaimeifanyingguolai,tayijingnaqishoujibodale120。
zhongyanyezaitadekuhanshengzhongxinglai,tarourouyanjingwen:“ma,sheiqifunile?”
“ayan,nizheigexifubuanhaoxin,zheicaiganglingzhengjiujinixiayao。”
popoxiangshouleweiqudexiaoguniangsidepujinzhongyanhuailigaozhuang,shengqidewojinquantou。
tingwanpopodekongsu,zhongyanbukezhixinditaitoukanwo,“lianzhi,nizenmenengsuibianjiwoluanchiyaoni。”
popopiezui,“haibushiyinweiwohongnishuijuetashengqile,woyikaishijiushuotabuxihuanwo,buranwohaishigennimenfenkaizhuba。”
zhongyandunshihuangleshen,“ma,nishuoshenmeni,wogenbenlibukaini。”
zhongyanzheijuhuarangpopoxinqingdahao,tataitoudeyididuiwoxiaolexiao。
mianduipoporucitiaoxin,woxinliganjuezhenzhenexin。
buguogeng**deyimuwoyijingjianguo,cishiwoyijingnengzuodaomianwubiaoqing。
gangzhunbeikaikoudaduanzheiduiexindemuzi,jiuhurenyuanqiaoxianglefangmen。
dezhizhongyanzhishichiletunheisu,jigejiuhurenyuanbaiyandoukuaifandaotianshang。
qizhongyigekouzhixinkuaidedajiexunchipopo,“dayi,niyetaikuazhangle,liangpiantunheisubudaowugexiaoshijiudaixiewanle,nizheishilangfeiyiliaoziyuanzhidaoma?”
jiuhurenyuanlikaihou,popozuozaishafashangnazheshoujikanlehuijingranhongleyan。
tagenzhongyankusu,“taganmaguaiwo,woyoubudongtunheisudaixieyuanli,wozhizhidaoshiyaosanfendu,zhengchangrencaibuhuiluanweiyaojibierenchi。”
popodehuatingdewoshengchuwuduannuhuo。
zhongyananfupopodao:“ma,meirenguaini,buzaole,niquxizaoshuijueba。”
popoyilikai,zhongyanduiwoheilelian,“dawanshangnigaochuzheimeduomafanshi,xianzaigaoxingle?”
wobeiqixiaole,“shinimadajingxiaoguai,nimadade120,zenmejiuchengwogaochulaide。”
“womashenmedoubudong。”tingdaowoshuotama,zhongyangengbugaoxingle,“ruguobushinijiwoxialeyao,tabuhuizheimehuangzhang。”
wonule,“zhongyan,nibiekuadaqici,wojinichideshitunheisu,zaishuowoweishenmejinichi,nixinlimeidianshuma?”
钟延哑言。
woxiangxinrensheijiandaozijisanshisuidezhangfuhaiyaomozhezijiqinmaneigebuweishuijuedoubuhuidanding。
jifenzhonghou,zhongyantanleyikouqi,“haolezhizhi,wobushiyijingdayingnijiediaozheigemaobingle,nibujinyaojiwoshijian,haiyaojiwomashijian,nizhidaode,tayigerenbawodaidaburongyi,tayebuzhidaozhengchangjiatingshizenmeguanaixiaohaide。”
tingdaozhongyandehua,woyouyouxiexinruan。
zhongyanshidanqinjiatingchushen,tababazaitasansuishijiupaoqiletahepopo。
meiyouwenhuadepopochilehenduoku,caijiangzhongyanpeiyangchengyigeboshihou。
zhongyanmomowodelian,“laopo,wobaozheng,womajueduibuhuizaiwomianqianluchuyidianpifu,haobuhao?”
zhongyanshengdehaokan,sajiaoshigewaishangxinyuemu。
woruanxiataidu,“shouhejiaohaishikeyiloude。”
shuozheihuashi,popoganghaocongyushichulai。
tadenglewoyiyan,zhuanshenjinzijiwoshi。
meiyifenzhong,tahanlezhongyanyisheng,“ayan,wozhaobudaowoshoujile。”
zhongyanlianmangjinlepopowoshi。
wogangzhunbeihuiwoshi,shafashangshoujixianglehaojisheng。
popodeshoujiyuanlaizaishafashang。
wonaqilaixiangyaojisongjinqu,taiyanyipie。
瞬间愣住。