hunlishang，laogongpeiyanchenjiadeshixiguanjiababashizhuojingmeiyanxihuanchenglebaobaotaocan。
wohaofeijuzidazaodexiangbintabianchenglewangziniunaihedaqilaidexiaoxingjinzita。
puzhefaguoleisidecanzhuoshangbeiwuyanliusedelatiao、shupian、guodonghegezhongjiaobuchumingzidelianjiatangguopudemanmandangdang。
erwolaogongneiweishixiguanjiazhangxiaomeng，zhengchuanzheyishenfensepengpengqun，zhihuizhejiudianfuwuyuanjimeiyiweishenjiaqianwandebinkefenfabangbangtang。
wozhiwenta，taquezhabazheshuangyan，manlianwugu：
“jiejienidingdeneixiedongxidoutailangfeila，achengegeyidingbuxihuanbaijiadelaopo，woshizaibangniya！”
“zheixiedoushiwozuixihuandelingshi，jingjishihuiyouhaochi，dajiayidinghuixihuanda！”
worenwukerendangchangrangtagundan，jinjihualewubeideqianhuanlechangdihecaipincaiwenzhudajia。
jiuzaizheishi，yanhuitingdedamenbeituikai，peiyanchenzhongyushanshanlaichi。
ertazuodediyijianshijiushilazhewozoudaohoutaijiwoyibazhang：
“xiazhiyu，nijiuzheimerongbuxiayigeputongdanchundenvhaizima？”
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lianjiadecitongrangwoganshoudaoleyizhongjudadexiuru，wowuzhelian，yishizhenjingyutapeiyanchenzhengandawo。
wolengshenzhiji，peiyanchenlaleyibagenzheganguolaidezhangxiaomeng，batahudaoshenhou。
“mengmengtagangcongdashanlichulai，shenmedoubudong，budongwomenzheixiesuoweideguiju。tazhishixiangyongtazijidefangshi，fenxiangtarenweizuihaodedongxijidajia，nizhiyuzheimeduoduobiren，budaduyidianma？”
woweilewanhuiliangjiadeyanmian，zaiduanduanbanxiaoshineidiaodongsuoyouziyuan，liwankuanglan，jiangyichangjijiangfashengdejudazainanxiaomiyuwuxing。
erwodelaogong，quefanguolaizhizewo“budadu”？
womenxiangshiwunian，liangjiakaolvlesannian，caidingxiadezheichanglianyin。
wochengrenwomenzhijianmeiyouaideneimesiquhuolai，danwoxiajiahetapeijiayesuanmendanghudui，jiusuanshiduimoshengrenyegaiyoudianzunzhongba？
yigunuhuocongwodejiaodizhichongtianlinggai，woqidehunshenfadou。
“peiyanchen，nizhengkainideyanjingkankanzheili！”wozhizhezhouweineixielianjiadelingshihesuliaobei，shengyinyinweifennuerweiweizhandou。
“nizheigeputongdanchundenvhaizichadianbawomenliangjiadelianmiannaqusaodinizhibuzhidao？”
“waimianbuzhiyoubinke，haiyoujizhe，yaobushiwojinwanhualebabaiwanbaiping，mingzaobaozhijiushiwomenliangjiadexiaohua！”
taqingqingpaizhezhangxiaomengdehoubei，kanxiangwodeyanshenquexiemanlebiyi：
“biqizheixiexuweidepaichang，wogengkanzhongdeshirenxin。nizheiyangjiansuankebo，haowubaorongxindenvren，zhenrangwogandaoexin。”
woshenxikouqinachushouji，botonglewodajieluchenshuangdedianhua。
“jie，peiyanchenkeyigunle，peijiayeshi。”
peiyanchentingdaowozaidadianhua“gaozhuang”，lianshangdechaofengzhisegengshenle。
tadunledun，yongyizhongjijinwurudeyuqi，manyouyoudishuodao：“nijiejietasuangeshenmedongxi？tanenglaitinichutouma？”
wosisidizuanjinleshouji，zhijiashenshendiqianruzhangxin。
他说得没错。
tazhidaodewojie，shiwoneigewenrouxianjing、yushiwuzheng、congbucanyurenhejiazufenzhengdeerjie。
shishishangwohaiyouyigetongmuyifu，lianwoxianzaidefuqindouyaojingtasanfendejiejie。
人称京圈活阎王。