无趣的妈妈

无趣的妈妈

xiayimiao,woqueyanjiandefaxian,zhaopianliqiangshangdeyijiao,haiyouyifuyijiasankoushoulazheshoudehua。

worendechulai,neifuhuashichuzishengyihuaideshoubi。

tasuirancai6sui,queduihuahuayizhihenyoutianfu,yeyouzijidefengge。

erqianjitian,woganghaokanjiantazaifangjianlihuazhezheifuhua。

erhoulaiwobangtashoushifangjiandeshihouquezenmeyezhaobudaoneifuhua,woyiweishitatoutouzangqilaizhunbeisongjiwodexinnianliwu,wohaianziqidailehaojitian。

keshiwozuodengyoudeng,yemeiyoudengdaoneifuhua。

bukuishifuziliang,zhirenzhunzijixinshangde。

wolengxiaoyisheng,xinliqueturanshihuaile。

jiehun7nian,wojiangtamenfuziliangzhaogudewuweibuzhi,shenzhishiquleziwo。

keshirujin,woyanjuanle,wobuxiangdangshengtaitai,yebuxiangzuoshengmamale。

2.

wanshangshengchuancaizhongyuxiangqilewo,jiwolianfajitiaoxinxi,queshiminglingwozuoshi。

“nibakefangshoushichulai,youkerenlaizhu。”

napazaoyiduitadezheizhongtaiduxiyiweichang,kehaishijuedexinsuan。

menkouhenkuaichuanlaikaimensheng,wohuitouyikan,queshizhouyanyan。

jialidemimazhiyouwoheshengchuanfuziliangzhidao,haishiwoqinshoushezhideliuweishumima,quziwomenyijiarendeshengri。

dangshigaosutamenzheigemimadeshihou,tamenyidayixiaohaibanzhexiangsidekulianshuowoyouzhi。

wosihaobujieyitamendetaidu,fanerlezaiqizhong,haixiaozherangtamenbuyaogaosuqitawairen,zheishishuyuwomenyijiarendemimi。

kepianpian,zhouyanyanjinlaile。

woweiweiyileng:“zenmeshini?”

zhouyanyanchaowoxiaoyingyingdao:“suqiao,achuanheyihuaibangwonaxingliqule,wodongxiyoudianduo。”

“zhenshixianmunishenglegezheimeguaiqiaodongshideerzi,renhaimeixinglixianggaoni,haiyingyaobangwonaxingli。”

shuohuajian,menwaichuanlaihuchihuchidechuanqisheng,shengyihuaixiaoxiaoderenertuozhebitahaizhongdexinglixiangzouleguolai,shengchuanbanzhedongxijingenqihou。

ershengchuanjiandaowodediyiyan,queshiwen:“fangjianshoushihaolema?”

wolenglengchelechezuijiao:“meiyou,nizijiquba。”

shengchuanweiweizhouzhemei,buyuedao:“wozenmehuizuozheizhongshi?”

“suanle,neinixianzaiqushoushihaofangjian,yanyanyaozaizheilizhujitian。”

yipangdeshengyihuaiduizheizhongqingxingjianguaibuguai,tazhuantoushenchuxiaoshoulazhezhouyanyanqugangqinfang。

“yanyanayi,nikuailaijiaowodanqinba。”

“babashuonihenxiaodeshihougangqinjiuguole10ji,haijingchangquguowaiyanchubisai。”

“yanyanayinizhenlihai,buxiangwomama,shenmeyebuhui,zhenshiwuqu,haizhihuizaijiachiwobabadeyongwobabade。”

ketingchongmanleshengyihuaizhinendeshengyin,keshuochulaidehuaquejujuzhuxin。

wotaitoukanlekanshengchuan,taquedidichuizhemou,duishengyihuaidehuabiaoshimoren,bingmeiyoukaikoutiwoshuohuadeyisi。

kecengjingwoyeshimingpaidaxuebiyedegaocaisheng,ruguomeiyoufangqi,worujinyehuiyouzijideyifanshiye。

danshengyihuaiyichushengshentijiuyizhibuhao,weilegenghaozhaogushengchuanheshengyihuai,woxuanzelejiating。