第1章 整个人都是懵的

di1zhangzhenggerendoushimengde

yizhengtiandoulianxibushanglaogong,wofeichangdedanxin。

wogenguimifaxiaoxibaoyuan,huibuhuishiwolaogongchuguile,suoyicaibuhuifuwodexiaoxi。

guimianweiwodao:“nibieneimebeiguan,yaowanghaolexiang。wanyitashichuleyiwai,buxingleni。”

huayingangluo,wojiedaoleyiyuandalaidedianhua。

haoxiaoxishi:wolaogongmeihuiwoxiaoxi,queshishiyinweichuleyiwai。

huaixiaoxishi:wolaogongyequeshishichuguile。

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jiedaoyiyuandalaidedianhuadeneiyike,wozhenggerendoushimengde。

wobuzhidaowolaogonglihewuchuchehuozheijianshi,huibuhuizhenshibeiwoheguimizuzhoude。

danshiwozhidaoshijianjinji,wobixulikegandaoyiyuan。

wodaoleyiyuanhoujiuzhibenhushizhan,zhunbeiwenyixialihewuzainagebingfang。

gangzoujin,jiutingdaojigexiaohushizaineiliaotian。

“gangcaichehuosonglaideneigenande,shizaishitaishenqingle。yibanrenzaizaoyuweixiandeshihou,douhuixiangzijidefanfangxiangdafangxiangpan。danshitaweilefujiadeanquan,rangzijizhuangxiangledahuochedefangxiang。”

“kebu,tazuilihaiyizhibutingdijiaozheqianrou,jiushineigenvbandemingzi。yebuzhidaoneigerenshitanvpengyouhaishilaopo,neigenvrenshizaishitaixingfule。”

“tahaiyizhilazheneigenvbandeshoubufangkai。gangcaiqiangjiudeshihou,yishenghaoburongyicaijifenkaideni。aiya,wozhongyuyouxiangxinaiqingle。”

zheijianshiqueshishihenganren。bieshuotamenjigenianqingxiaoguniangle,jiulianwozheigexinrupanshidelaoayitinglehouyejuedehengandong。

danshiwoguolaizheilibushiweiletinggushi,woshiyouzhengshide。

woxunwenhushi:“mafanbangwochayixialihewuzainagebingfang?”

hushigenwoshuo:“tahaizaijizhenshi,dengdaizhebanlizhuyuanshouxuni。nishitadeqinrenma?”

woshuo:“dui,woshitalaopo。”

turanjian,hushizhanlidesuoyourendoukanxianglewo。

wobumingsuoyidiwen:“zenmelema?”

“keshi,tabushiyou......”yigehushihuashuodaoyiban,jiubeilingwaiyigehushijidaduanle。

“wolingniquzhaotaba。”

buzhidaoshibushiwodecuojue,woganjuedajiakanwodemuguang,douliuluchuleshenshendetongqing。

zenmele,nandaoshilihewushangdetebieyanzhongma?jiusuanshizheiyang,yiyuanlijianguanleshengsidehushimen,yebuyinggailuchuneimejingyahetongqingdemuguanga。

haishishuo,gangcaitamentaolundezhurengong,jiushilihewu?

henkuai,wojiujiandaoletangzaibingchuangshangdelihewu。

tahaichuzaihunmizhong,shenshangyechazhehaoduoyiqideguanzi。

cishidewowanquanmeiyouxinqingquguanzhulihewudeqingkuang。wodiyishijianzhaodaoletadeshouji,xiangyaoyanzhengyixiawodehuaiyi。

woanzhaojiyizhongdemimashuru,quedoutishiwomimacuowu。

wobusixindeyoushileliangci,haishibudui。

lihewushishenmeshihoukaishi,gaidiaoletayizhiguanyongdemimadeni?

haihaolihewudeshoumeishoushang,wozhijieyongtadezhiwenjielesuo。

wodakaileweixinliaotianjiemian,zhidingdexiaoxishiyigejiaozuo“rouroutianmixiaoxingan”deren。

wowangshangfankanliaotianjilu,zuixiankandaodejiushihenduoge521,1314,8888zhileidezhuanzhang。

pingshilihewukebuhuijiwozhuanhongbao,wulunshijierihaishiwodeshengri,tadoumeiyourenhedebiaoshi。tashuoneixieshidoushixiaohaizihuizuode,meiyouyiyi。

zenme,huangerenjiuyouyiyilema?

shiyinweiwobugoutianmi,bugouxinganma?

woyouzixidekanlekanliaotianjilu,tamenliaotiandeneirongkandewoshifeichangdexinjing。