第5章
太狗血了！
jiangyanrenbuzhucuileyikou，buguotaxianzaiyemeixinqingxiangzijibeirenkanguangdeshile，yinweitaganjueshentiyoushaoleqilai。
yuanzilizheimeduodezacao，yinggaiyoucheqiancaozhileidecaoyao，chuanhaoyifu，jiezhemenglongdeguangzaiyuanzilixixidezhaolai，tianbuwangta，cheqiancaoguozhenbeitazhaodaole。
yebuguanzangjingle，jiangyanxianzaitouhunyanhua，jiandandechuilechui，jiuwangzuilisai。
嗯？
yanqianduoleyishuangjinxianxiuzhexiangyunwendexie，jiangyanjiangzuilidecheqiancaofeiliyanxia，huanhuantaitou，duishangyizhangshenqingfuzadelian。
“皇叔？”
他怎么又回来了。
xiangdaocikezijilangbeidemoyang，jiangyandelianchenlexialai，lengchiyishengzhanqishen。
“huangshushizhuanmenhuilaikanbengongdebukandema？”
nangongyi，nangonghao，doushinangongjiaderen，meiyigehaodongxi。
piejianjiangyanyanzhongdeneimonaohen，nangongyibochunjinmin，meiyoukaikou，ershichaotahuailisaileyibaodongxi，ranhoufeishenliqu。
什么鬼？
ditouyikan，jingranshiyibaoyaohaiyouchide！
chaozhenangongyiliqudefangxiangkanleyiyan，jiangyanbaozhedongxihuifangjianle。
chilediandongxi，haoshoulebushao，dakaineibaoyao，faxianquandoushiyaowan，jiangyanyangleyangchun。
neinanrenkanzhelengmo，quehaitingxixinde，ruoshijitanalaiyibaocaoyaojiuwuyongle，neilianggegongnvyixinxiangyaotademing，kendingbuhuijitajiande。
xianzaitashentihaihenxuruo，dengquanyule，neixieduitayoudaixinderen，tayaoyiyishoushi。
chiguofan，chiguoyao，jiangyankeyihaohaodeshuile，mimihuhujian，tatingdaoyourenzaierbianhanta。
“huanghouniangniang，huanghouniangniang......”
meishuixing，tabuxianghuiying。
“死没死？”
“hanlemeidongjing，kehaiyouqia！”
“neijiushimeisi，zhenshidezenmehaibusi？qiuyueniganjinxianggebanfa，woshiyixiadoubuxiangzaizheilenggongdaile，shuibuhao，chibuhao，fansile！”
“nibieji，wolaixiangbanfa。”
......
jiangyanshiyixiashuiyiyemeiyoule，buguotadengliangrenchuqulecaizhengkaiyan，mouzhonghanguangzhaxian。
xiangbanfa？xiangruhenongsitadebanfama？tadaoyaokankan，shisheinongsishei。
nangongyishuodehendui，napatabuzuohuanghou，yehaishihuguodajiangjun，qinengyouzhelianggejianbifangsi。
chunhuaqiuyuequeryoufan，shoulihaiduanzheyiwantangyao，jiangangcaihaihanbuxingdejiangyancikeyijingzuoqishen，yishuangmouzihanguangsiyidedingzhetamen，xinyijing，shouyidou，chaxiejiangwanjishuaile。
qiuyuelvxianfanyingguolai，lianshangjichuguzuojingxidexiaolai。
“niangniang，ninzhongyuxingle，hunshuilehaojiri，nubidoudanxinhuaile......”
huabajibushangqian，jiangtangyaofangdaoyibian，guanqiedexunwenjiangyankehaiyounalibushufude。
jiangyanchoulechoubizi，yuguangchaozheneiwantangyaosaoleyiyan，tachushenyuguyishijia，sansuibeiyishu，wusuirenbaicao，neitangyaoliyoushenme，tabuyongchang，wenwenbianzhi。
呵......
quandoushizhigangzhiliededuyao，zheilianggejianbibuguangxiangyaotademing，haixiangrangtasideyichangtongku。
qiuyuejianjiangyandingzheneiwantangyao，mouseyinleyin，jierjiangtangyaoduanleqilai。
“niangniang，zheishinubizhuanmenqutaiyiyuanqiudeyao，ninkuaiheleba！heleshentijiuhuihaole......”
shuozhe，jiuyongcishaoyaozheweijijiangyanhe。
jiangyanbuzhangzui，mouselenglengdedingzheqiuyue，youbanbiandeyechalianzhenghaoduizheta，neimoyanglingrendanzhanxinjing。
“niangniang，ninkuaihele，nubidoushiweilenihao......”
wenlewenxinshen，qiuyueqiangyingdewangjiangyanzuiliguan，naihetabidetaijin，genbenjiuweibujinqu。
qiuyuejile，chaozheshenhoudechunhuakanleyiyan，shiyizhici，tamenzhinengyongqiangyingdeshouduanle。
chunhuadedaotishi，ganjinguolaizuodaolelingyice，yaoyongshouqubaijiangyandezui，kouzhonghaijiaxingxingdeshuozhe。
“niangniangtinghua，kuaixiehelezheixieyao，ninyaoshixianku，hewanzhihou，nubizaijininzhaoxiemijiantiantianzui......”
xiangzhejiangyanhaibingzhe，youhaojiridishuiweizhan，henhaoduifu，danjiexialaifashengdeyimuqueshirangtamenshiliaobujide。
jiangyandafanyaowan，yishouqiazheyige，jiangchunhuaqiuyuetililedimian，zhoushensanfazhenongnongdeshaqi，dangzhenrushixuedeyechayiban。
“zhendangbengongbuzhinimenlianggejianbidelangziyexinma？”