第一章
“laogongshigegongzuokuang，meitianbugongzuodaolingchenbushedehuijia。
wohuaiyunqigeyueshi，bamajitaxialesimingling：meitianbadianzhunshixiabanpeiwo。
laogongzaigongsilihaimeihuayuquan，zhinenglaoshizhaozuo。
buguosantian，tajiangbieshubaogaichengleyuangongsushe，meimingqiyuegongzuoshenghuoliangbuwu，hainengrangyuangongyoujiadeganjue。
dangtazaiyicitongxiaogaifangan，congyuangongsushechulaishi。
wokanzhetajingshenbaomandeyangzi，zhijietilelihun！
gongsigaocengdeshipinhuiyishang，wodesuqiudaduanlechenmingzedefayan。
babadeshengyincongdiannaozhongchuanlai：“niyounalibumanyile？”
mamagengshizhijieshuojiao：“linwanwan，nibietairenxing！buyuanyijieshougongsijiusuanle，xianzaimingzebangnifendan，nihaiyaoshixingzi。”
wotingzhedaduzi，jueqiangdezhanzaidiannaoqianmian。
laogongchenmingzeyankuangtonghongdejieshuhuiyi，zhuantoufennudiwenwo：
“linwanwan，jiuyinweiworangyuangongzhujiali，nijiuyaogenwolihun？”
wopieleyansuoweideyuangongsushe，buhanqingxudekaikou。
“jirannineimeaiyuangong，gennideyuangongyiqigundanba。”
……
“balihunxieyiqianle，jintianjiucongjialibanchuqu。”
shuowanwojiuzhunbeihuifangbujue，quebeichenmingzeyibazhuazhu。
“linwanwan，nishenmeyisi？”
tasisiguzhuwodeshouwan，lidaozhida，jidewoduzilidexiaoshengmingfengkuangtiaodonglejixia。
“niburangwomalaizhaogunijiusuanle，xianzaiwoweilegongzuo，rangyuangongzhujitianjialiyebuxing？nidaodizaigaoguishenme？”
tadezhiwenqidewohunshenfadou。
jiuzaizheishi，fantingneibiandenanshengchalejinlai。
“大**！”
shineigejiaoxiaozhangdechengxuyuan，pingshizaichenmingzemianqiandiantouhayaozuiqinkuaideyige。
taduanzheshuibeizhanqishen，lianshangduizhekeyideweinan。
“nin、ninxiaoxiaoqi，zongjinglitazhenshiyipianhaoxin，kanwomenjigezaijingchengzufangtaigui，cairangwomenzanshizhuguolaide。ninzheiyangnao，zongjinglitajiazaizhongjianyenanzuo，duoshangganqingya。”
“shiashia！”chenmingzedenvzhuliliuruyanlikefuhe，shengyinrourouruanruande。
“xianzaishixiangmuguanjianqi，dajiadouhenbudezhuzaigongsi，chenzongyeshiweilexiaolv，weiledajuzhexiangma。”
“da**，ninhuaizheyun，qingxushirongyibodong，keyeyaotiliangtiliangzongjinglidexinkuhenanchuya。”
tashuozhe，haiyiyousuozhidipieleyiyanwoneilongqidefubu，fangfozaianshiwodewuliqunao。
“yejiujigeyuedeshi，da**ninduodandaidian……”chenmishugenzhefuhe。
sanzhangnianqingdeliankong，zaimingliangdediaodengxiaweilongguolai。
tamenchuanzheshuiyi，caizhetuoxie，zaizheigebenyingzhishuyuwohechenmingzedekongjianli，xiangyiqunturanyongyoulefayanquandekeren，qizuibashediquanjieqiwolai。
zheixiequanjieshengwoyijingtingleyigeyue，xianzai，qutadedajuweizhong！
wozhengtuokaichenmingzedeshou，zhizheneisangechuanzheshuiyi，yanranjiangzijidangzuobieshuzhurendeyuangong。
shengyinbuda，quedaizheliliang：
“buzhichenmingze，haiyounimensange。”
wodemuguangsaoguoxiaozhang、liuruyanhechenmishu。
“yebeikaichule！xianzai，likeshoushinimendexingli，gunchuwodefangzi，gunchulinshijituan！”
饭厅那边瞬间死寂。
xiaozhangduanzheshuibeideshoujiangzaibankong，lianshangdeweinanshunjianbeijingequdai。
liuruyanneiroumeidebiaoqingjiangzailianshang，yandishanguoyisinanyizhixindehuangluan。
taxiayishiditaishou，xiangzheyanbojingshangneipianciyandehonghen。
chenmishuzeshichedimengle。
chenmingzedabuzoudaochajipang。
zhuaqineifenwozaoyizhunbeihaodelihunxieyi，zhisaolejiyanguanjiantiaokuan，lianseshunjianyinchenxialai。
“净身出户？”
tamengditaitou，yanzhongshibaonu：“linwanwan！nifenglema？”
tayonglijiangneifenxieyisisui。
“wozailinshidapinzheimeduonian，congdicengzuodaozongjingli，pingdeshiwodebenshi！nixianzaijiuyinweizheidianxiaoshi，jiuxiangbawoyijiaotikai，nizuomeng！”
wokanzhetadebaonu，xintoudehuoqifanerpingjinglexialai。
wodeshengyinyichangpingjing，shenzhidaizheyisichaofeng：“benshi？chenmingze，nigaocuoleshenme。fangzishiwoquankuanmaide。linshijituanshiwojiakaide。woshouhuizijidedongxi，kaichujigekanbushunyandeyuangong，youshenmewentima？”
“你！”
chenmingzebeiwosuoshuodeshishiyezhu，liansebiandeshabai。
tashenxiyikouqi，lianshangjichutaohaoyiweidexiaorong，chaowoshenchushou，shengyinyefangruanle：
“laopo，shiwocuole，shiwohunzhang！woyihoujueduibanihehaizibaizaidiyiwei！nibieshuoqihuale，haobuhao？”
tashitukaojin：“nizaoshanghaimeichidongxiba？wodunlenizuiaihedepaigutang，womenquhedianxiaoxiaoqi。”
neifukeyifangdidezitai，rangwogandaoqiangliedefanwei。