第1章

menkouchuanlaipopojianruidenumasheng。

tayishouchayao,yishouzhizhewodebizima:

「nikankanni,guoranshigesangmenxing!」

「xianshikesiwoerzi,jiezheyouhaidewosunzibaobuzhu!」

popodushebandezhoumashenghaizaijixu。

shangbeizi,tayeshizheimebiwode。

suoyourendoumawokefu,haizhouwoduzilideshizaixing。

yinweiqingxushikong,woyijiaobeituixialouti,dangchangjianhong。

woyishouwuzhexiaofu,cangbaidelianshangmanshilengyi。

gangzuowanqinggongshoushu,xiaochanhoudeyutonghaizai。

wojuranyouhuidaolexiaochandeneiyitian。

wobuhangsheng,sisidingzhemianqiankeedesangeren。

yigeshipopo,yigeshixiaoshuzilinfeng,lingyigejiushixiaoguzilinqinqin。

「haigandeng?nigesinvren,nidengshenmedeng?」

linqinqinlimakaishizhuangbailianhuaquanjia:

「ma,jiejiebijingshigangxiaochan,luolezheimedadezui,ninjiubiematale,bieqihuaileshenzi。」

tashuowan,haiqingpiaopiaodipiaolewoyiyan,lianshangnayoubanfennanguo。

neiyanshen,fanerxiangzaishuo:

nigejiannvren,huogai,baoying!

linfengzaiyibianxianqidikanzhewo:

「zhenshihuiqi,tabuhuaiyunjiubuhuixiaochan,chuncuishilangfeiqian!」

popoqiyanshaoweishoulianleyidian,bikongchaotianmeihaoqididao:

「laoniangbaijitachibaijitahele,tayigenvrenlianhaizidoubaobuzhu,yougepiyong!」

我简直被气笑。

yiqian,wodexinruandegengebaoziyiyang,beizheiyijiazilianxukenleershinian。

我真是个大傻叉。

shangyishi,laogonglinhaotiaolou***hou,wojiubeizheiyijiaziwuxianshi「sangmenxing」。

zhengzhengbannian,tamenyijiarenlunliuzhemowo。

doushuorijiujianrenxin,shijian,guoranzuinengjianyanrenxin。