第一章
zhengzaiwaidichuchadewo，turanjiedaozhuangxiugongsidedianhua：
“choubiaozi，yunzhuzhuangxiudeweikuanyijingtuolezheimejiubuji，zaibujiebieguailaozibukeqi！”
我有些懵。
yunzhushimashengqianliujiwodehunqianfangchan，yizhidoushimaopifang，haimeiyouzhuangxiuni，zenmeyouzhuangxiuweikuan？
dadianhuajilaogong，laogonglengleliangmiao，qingxiaoyishengkendingshidacuobei。
wobudongshengseguadiaodianhua，suihoujilaobafalegexinxi。
“ba，shenhuaichuanchuguile，touzizanting，lingwaijiwozhaoyigeshanzhanglihundelvshi，woyaotajingshenchuhu。”
……
lianyezuofeijihuidaojingshi，daoyunzhushiyijingzhongwushiyidianle。
jinmenshi，baoanjiangwolanlexialai：
“aiaiai，zuoshenmede？dengji！”
wojiangxiachechuang，jieshidao：
“woshia12deyezhu。”
baoanbailewoyiyan，yilianwuyu：
“a12yijiawodourenshi，bushishenxianshengyijiama？shentaitaishigeyujialaoshi。”
"woconglaimeijianguoni，buxiangdengjihaisahuang？xingkuiwojixinghao。"
“yaoburanjiurangnijipianle！”
yujialaoshi？wolengleliangmiao，naozilichuxianleyigeshenying。
shenhuaichuandeguasaozhaoxingman。
身后传来一声嘲笑：
“douzhidaoshenjiarujinshenjiabutong，shentaitaierzishengriyan，shenmeamaoagoudoushangganzipanguanxi。”
“kanzheisaolisaoqideyangzi，gujichizhunleshentaitaidepiqihao，meizhunshixiangshangweigouyinshenxianshengni？”
“啧，真不要脸！”
我回头看了一眼，
shigeshenchuandexiangnaier，daizhekuazhangzhubaodepangnvren，zhengbishidikanzhewo。
woshenqinglenglexialai，dengjiwanzhijiequchedaoa12。
yuanbendemaopifangrujinchenglewanghongnaiyoufeng。
zhaoxingmanzuozaiketingzhongyang，shenshangchuanzhewodexiandingtaozhuang，
bozishangdaizhewochengrenlishi，mamasongwodelanbaoshixianglian，yifufutaitaidemoyang。
tanxiaofengsheng，sihaokanbuchucengjingzhangfuqushi，duzidaierzidagongdeluopoyangzi。
shiwokantakelian，teyidingzhulaogong，pingshiduozhaogutayixie，
haichuqiansongtaquxuexiyujia，youleyijizhizhang。
shenhouneipangnvrenxiezhekanlewoyiyan，piezhezuituimenjinqu，gaoshengdao：
“shentaitai，nibuzhidaogangcaiwomenzaimenwaijiandaoshenmele！”
“yougenvrenmaochonga12deyezhubeibaoanlanlexialai，kehaoxiaole。”
zhaoxingmanxiaodewenwandaqi：
“shime？kenengshilaizouguanxide……”
tahuahaishuowan，jiukanjianlemenkoudewo，lianshangdexiaoyishunjianninggu，shenqinghuangluan。
shuranzhanleqilai，kuaibuzoudaowodemianqian，yadishengyin：
“xiaomeng，nizenmeturanguolai？yebugenwoshuoyisheng！”
zhaoxingmanlazhewodegebojiangwowangwaizhuai：
“zheibushishuohuadedifang，womenchuqushuo，nitingwojieshi。”
woyibajiangtashuaikai，mizheyankanta：
“youshenmexuyaochuqushuode？jiuzaizheishuoba，wotingtingninengshuochushenmeliyoulai！”
“zhaoxingman，woduinisuanshirenzhiyijinba，nijiushizheimebaodawode？！”
mingmingliqibuda，zhaoxingmanquelianlianhoutuiliangbu，pengdaolemenbianju，tengdejingjiaoyisheng，
shuangmushunjianbiandetonghong，leishuizaiyanzhongdazhuan，kanzhechuchukelian。
zheibiandelachexiyinleketingsuoyourendemuguang。
neigepangnvrenjianzhuangzouleguolai，zhizhewobizishuo：
“woshuonizheigenvrenhaizhenshixiaozhanga，zheishishenjiadedipan！nizheimeqifushentaitai，bupashenzongraobulenima？！”
“shentaitainibiepa，wozheibeizizuitaoyanzheizhonghumeizinvrenle，zhangzhezijiyoujifenzisebuzhidaotiangaodihoule！”
“jiaobaoan，rangbaoanguolai，rangtagunchuqu！”