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wobuganxiangxiangtajingranhuishuochuzheiyangdehua。
yaozhidaodangchuzaiwohuaiyundeshihou，takeshibisheidoubaobeiwoduzilidehaizi。
chuchujinzhangzixidebudele。
kerujinhaizishengchulai，taquebianleyifuzuilian。
wosisidiwojinquantou，yaozhezuichun，zuilijianjianmanchulexuexingwei。
nvrencongxiaochubeihouzouchulai，shangqiandeyidikanzhewo。
“saozi，bushiwoshuoni。”
“nikankannizheifuyangzi，yanxiawuqing，pifuandan，shenshanghaiyongzhongdebuxing，nagenanrenhuixihuannizheiyangzi？”
“简直像个肥婆。”
shuozhe，tawuzhezuifangsidichaoxiaoqilai。
wolenglengdikanzheta：“nandaoniyiweinishenghaizizhihoujiuhuibiwoqiangma？nibiedeyi！”
“xiangnizheiyangpohuaibierenhunyindebuyaoliannvrenyidinghuizaodaobaoyingde，niyibeiziyebuhuiyouzijidehaizide！”
woshuangmutonghongdidengzhemianqiandenvren。
tayelengleliankanzhewo：“nizaishuoyici？”
shuozhe，tashenchushouzaiwolianshangshuaileyibazhang。
wowuzhelianyileng，dangjifanyingleguolai，fanshoujiuchoulehuiqu。
womaozuleliqi，zheiyibazhangbatadadeyileng，zaitahaimeiyoufanyingguolaideshihou，wodasuanzaichoutayibazhang。
sheizhijiuzaizheishixiaochuhuranguolai，yibazhuazhuwodeshouwan。
tayinchenzhelian：“ninaogoulemeiyou？”
“kanlaipingshiwoshiduinitaihaole，nijingrangandata？”
jiezhetashenchushou，henhenjiangwowanghouyitui。
wohaizaiyuezili，hunshenwuli，ruanruandidiezuozaidishang。
ertazexintengdikanzhemianqiandenvren，shouxiaoxinyiyidiluozaitadelianshang，lianshangdebiaoqingwubizhenxi。
shengyinyewenrouzhiji：“tengbuteng？”
woyaozheya，kanzhemianqianzheiduigounannv，henzijimeiyouduodatamenliangjibazhang。
nvrenwuzhelian，mianluweiqu。
“xiaoge，wozheibazhangkeshijiniaide，nikeyidebuchangrenjia。”
xiaochulikechongnididianlediantou：“haoguaiguai，nizhiqianbushiyizhizaikanchema？qianwochule，xiangmaishenmesuibian。”
woqidehunshenfadou，wogangshengwanhaizishi，qingqiuxiaochujiwoqinggeyuesao。
xiaochupingshishangbanmang，erwozheijitianzaiyueziliyoushizaizhaogubuhaoyigegangchushengdebaobao，shizaimeibanfacaihuikaikou。
sheizhitaquelengxiao：“qingshenmeyuesao，langfeiqian！”
“zaishuolewomenxiaoshihoudoushiwomayigerenzhaogude，xianzaibuyehaohaode？zenmenishenghaizijiuzheimejiaoqing？”
zuihouzhinengshiwoyigerenyaoyayingtingxialai，meitianzhishuijigexiaoshizhaoguhaizi。
ertaconglaiyemeiyouhuilaikanguowomenmuziyiyan。
sheizhitaxianzaikaikoujiuyaojizheigenvrenmaiyiliangche！
这是何等的讽刺！
“萧楚，你敢！”
“nideqianshiwomenfuqidegongtongcaichan，wobutongyinijiubiexiangmai！”
xiaochulianshangjiweibunaifan，“zheixieniannandaobushiwoyangzheni？nigefeiwuyoushenmezigetiqian！”
“赶紧滚！”
takandoumeikanwoyiyan，baozhenvrenjiuyaoqukewo。
woshangqianyibalazhutamen，shengyinxiesidili。
“gun！buxuzanglewojia！”
“nimendoujiwogunchuqu！”
sheizhixiaochuyongliyishuai，wodetouzhijiekedaochajifenglidejiaoshang。