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“suoyiwoguyipianmingshengegewodejiaoweile。”
“meixiangdao,taerhuabushuojiurangrendaduanlenidetui。”
shuozhehaiqingxiaoqilai:“jiusuannishinvzhuyouzenmeyang,haibushizhaoyangbeiwowanzaiguzhangzhijian。”
xiazhiyigangxuanyaowan,zhitingjian“huala”deyisheng,zhengpenliangshuijiucongwodetoushanglindaolejiaohuai。
quanshendeshangkouzailiangshuide**xiabiande**cigu。
wozheicaijingjue,xiazhiyirangrendaodeshiyanshui。
kandaowotengdeniuqudelian,xiazhiyixinqingshenhaoditiaoqiwoshiluludenaodai:
“ruanshiqing,woyebushixinhenshouladeren。”
“yaoshinixianzaiqiuqiuwo,guizaidishangjiwokejigexiangtou,wokeyirangnishaochidianku。”
woquebingmeiyoulihuixiazhiyidechaofeng,fanerchaoxiaochusheng:“qiuni?nilaiqiuwohaichabuduo!”
xiazhiyijiuxiangtingdaoleshenmetiandadexiaohuayiyang,xiaodeqianyanghouhe:“qiuni?hahahahaha!”
“jiunizheifuguiyangzi,haiyaowoqiuni?”
“qiunishenme?qiuniduoliudianxuelaiweiwenzima?”
“aiyo,buxinglewoduzidouxiaotengle!”
“wokannishibeidashaleba,zheimetianfangyetandehuayeshuodechukou!”
fumingshenkanzhekaihuaidaxiaodexiazhiyi,chongnidiyaoleyaotou:“zhizhi,fengzidehuanizenmehaidangzhenle。”
“真是傻得可爱。”
shuozhejiutiexindijiangruanshiqingloujinhuaili,lakailewomenzhijiandejuli:“biekaotazheimejin,zangdehen。”
xiazhiyiguaiqiaodikaozaifumingshendehuaili,xianqidiwulewubizi:“bujinzanghaichoudehenni!”
wobingmeiyouyinweitamendebiandiernanshou,fanerchixiaochusheng:
“zhidaoshenmejiaoduoxingbuyibizibima?”
fumingshenxianshiyileng,suihoujiudaxiaoqilai:“zhidao,keduiwomeiyong。”
“nijuedeyinixianzaizheifuzunronghainengduiwozuoshenmeni?”
“真是笑掉大牙!”
shuozhejiulouzhexiazhiyidayaodabaidilikailedixiashi。
linzouqianhaibuwangrangbaobiaozaijiwojiaoyipenyanshui:“jirannaozibuhao,neijiuduojiaoliangpen!”
“zanmenjiayanduo,bupalangfei!”
suihoujiuchuanlaifumingshenhexiazhiyidedaxiaosheng。
youshiyizhenquanshende**ganchongjizhewodeshenjing。
woquebirenheshihoudougengjiaqingxing。
buzhidaoguoleduojiu,baobiaomennvedaiwanwojiujiangwozhongzhongdirengzailedishang。
dengdaodixiashiyouhuifuqiheiyipiandeshihou。
xitongjinzhangdiyoucongnaohaizhongpaolechulai:“xiaokeaia,nikeqianwanbieshuia!”
“zhishengbanxiaoshijiudaoshierdianle,niyidingyaojianchizhua。”
woyongzhijiashenshendiqiajinlerouli,yanjingyidongbudongdidingzhejinbidedamen。
shizhongdidadidadizaixinzhongxiangqi。
zuihouyimiaoluoxiadeshihou,wozhongyufangxindibishangleyanjing。
dengwozaizhengkaiyandeshihou,faxianzijiyijingtangzairouruandedachuangshangle。
shenshangdetongchunaizhishanghenyijingwanquanxiaoshile。
xitonggaosuwo,tadiaohuanlesuoyourendejiyi。
suiranwodemingziheyangmaohaowugaibianyijiu,dansuoyourendouhuibaworuanshiqingdangchengfumingshendebaiyueguang。
zhishiyouyigebug,neijiushibeidiaohuanrendejiyiwufagenggai。
huayingangluo,wojiutingdaoledixiashiyinyuechuanlailesixinliefeidejiaohansheng。