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woniutou，pushangqupaidazhouzhiming，“zhouzhiming，nibuyaolian！”
zhouzhiminghongzhelianlawo，“laopo，nixiaoshengdian，bierangrentingjian，kanlexiaohua。”
“笑话？”
wolengxiaoyisheng，“zhouzhiming，nibushishuonizaijiabanma？”
“woxintengniyigerenzhuanqianyangjiaburongyi，qizaotanheidesongwaimai，liankoushuidoubushedezaiwaimianhe，jiuxiangzhebangchenniyiba。”
“nini，kedaohao，paozheierhuixiaosanlaile？”
wonuhuozhongshao，nalihaigudeshangtimian，tuikaita，fengkuangdefanzhaochuangdichuanglian。
“renni？wodouzhaodaozheierle，haizhunbeizangzheyezhema？”
yankanzhezhouweilinjubeijingdong，zhouzhimingganjinguanshangmen，shangqianlazhuwo，“nizaihushuoshenmea！wonaerlaidexiaosana？”
wofanshoujitayierguang，“wopei，wozaiwaitoudoutingzhedongjingle。”
“meixiaosan，nidaozheierlaizuoshenme？nishuo，nibarenzangnaerle？”
zhouzhimingkanzhewogenpofuside，liansebuduanbianhua，daheyisheng，“goule！”
taniutouzoujinwunei，dakaidiannao，neilingrenmianhongerchideshengyinzaiduchuanlai。
wolengzaiyuandi，buganzhixin，“ni......”
zhouzhimingtanlekouqi，“wozhenmeizhaoxiaosan，tongshijidepianzi，wojiushi，haoqikanyikan。”
naolegedawulong，woyishijianyouxiexiabulaitai，banshang，yingzhetoupidao：“neiniweishenmepianwoshuonizaijiaban？”
zhouzhimingshangqianbaozhuwo，“wozhendeshizaijiaban，zheifangzishigongsizude，woxiangzhezaizheibangongwanzaihuijia，miandeyingxiangnihetongtongxiuxi。”
“sheixiaode，nihuizhaoguolai，haiwuyuanwugufalezheimedayitonghuo。”
zhouzhimingweiqubabadekanzhewo。
naolegedawulong，woliandousaohongle，jiejiebabadekaikou：“neiniyebunengyigerenkanzheizhongdongxi，niyaoshixiang，jiuhuijia。”
jianwobushengqile，zhouzhimingsonglekouqi，“hao，woyidingbukanle，yaokan，zhikanwolaopo。”
wo“pei”leyisheng，zhuantouzouchuqu，“xingle，neinikuaidianzuoshi，woxianhuijia，tongtonghaizaijialini！”
zhouzhimingtitiedesongwodaolouxia，musongwoqishangdiandongchehou，caihuiqu。
wokanzhetaneijianwuzidedengzaiduliangqi，qiaoqiaomohuilai，zailouxiayingdenglebangezhongtou，yijiubujianyoushenmerenying。
yankanwuzixiledeng，womangqishangchehuijia，zongsuanshiganzaizhouzhimingqiantoudaojia。
wogangxishuhaotangzaichuangshang，zhouzhimingbiannieshouniejiaodepashangchuang。
wohunshenyizhan，wozhutadeshouzhang，“bienao，jinertaileile，kuaishuiba，mingzaohaiyaosongtongtongshangxueni。”
zhouzhimingdedongzuodunshitinglexialai，xieqidetangdaoguoqu，buyihuier，shuxidehanshengsuizhixiangqi。
wozaiheianzhongzhengkaiyan，fanguoshen，kanzheshenpangshuxidelian，manmanzuoqishen。
zhouzhimingdeshoujimimahaishiwoshengri，woshunlikaisuohou，baozheshouji，nieshouniejiaodezoudaoketingfankanqilai。
liaotianjiluhenzhengchang，doushixiegongzuoxinxi，jiudian，richangkaixiaoyemeishayiyang。
worenbuzhuzhoumei，nanbuchengzhendeshiwoxiangduole？
gangxiangjiangshoujifanghuiqu，weixinturanxiangleyisheng，woheleyitiao，xiayishiandaokaiguanjian，zhijianyuanbenganjingdejiemianturanbianle。
faxiaoxiderenbeizhushima，danzheigeweixinwomeijianguo，bushizhouzhimingde。
“erzi，mamingerhenibaguolailvyou，nijifangzishoushiyixia，wohenibazhuliangtian。”
woyinyuefajuezijisihuzhidaoleshenmedamimi，xinzang“pengpengpeng”zhitiao，yizhouzhimingdekouwenhuifuguoqu。
“ma，jialiyigongjiuliangjianwoshi，ninhebalaileyemeidierzhu，yaoburanwojininzhaojianjiudianba。”
“nizheihaizi，xianglanxiaoquneibuhaiyoutaofangzima，fanzhengpingshiyemeirenzhu，rangwohenibazhuliangtianzenmele？”
popodexiaoxihenkuaifahuilai。
woshouxinshenchuhanlai，naozilifuxianchuyigebuganzhixindexiangfalai。