第1章 老公烧死了我的狗

qiyueliuhuo,dianzhelewojialouceng。

wopinsichongjinhuochangyingjiuaiquanlangya。

laogongguchengfengquedalaidianhua,rangwoquqiangjiunvlinjuzhouningningqiannanyoudeyiwu。

wozhidangtashifengle,zhijieguaduandianhua,jiuchulangya。

zhouningningtongshiqiannanyouyiwu,shangxinyujue。

guchengfengweijitachuqi,zaibieshuyuanzhongbaishegongzhuo。

jianglangyaguanjintielong,huohuoshaosizaizhouningningqiannanyoulingweiqian。

tajiangshaochengheitandelangyarengzaiwomianqian,yuqilengmo:

“xianzainigaitihuidaoningningdeshangxinnanguole。”

“xiwangnijizhuzheigejiaoxun,yihoubuyaoneimezisiedu。”

wobaozhelangyadeshiti,zhandouzhebotongyigehaoma:“caoshushu,langyasile,beirenhuohuoshaosile。”

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guchengfengmianlunaonu:“tangshu,nizheishishenmeyisi?”

“wozhishixiaochengdajienidecuowu,nijinggenzhangbeigaozhuang?”

“nishichengxinjiangshiqingnaoda,bujizijiliulianshiba?”

zhouningningjianbangsongdong,yanleipadadadiaoluo:“chengfengge,saoziyidingjuedezijishouleweiqu。”

“saozimingzhenhao,shouleweiquhainengzhaozhangbeichengyao。”

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guchengfengdunshixinshenglianxi,yibajiangzhouningningloujinhuailianfu:“ningningnihushuoshenme?”

“nibushiguer,nihaiyouwo!youwozai,buhuirangnishoubandianweiqu!”

tamengdizhuantou,yongyuandudemuguangdengzhewo:

“nimingzhidaoningningshigeguer,haifeiyaozaitamianqianxuanyaoniyouzhangbei。”

“kanlaiganggangzheidianchengfaduinihaibugou,bixuzairangnishoudianjiaoxun!”

tashuozhe,kuaibushangqian,yibazhangshanfeiwodeshouji。

zhuazhuwodegebojiuwanggongzhuoqianlache。

“nilikeguizainingningqiannanyoudelingqian,ketourencuo。”

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wopinmingzhengtuo,jinjiezheyonglituileguchengfengyiba。

shuangmutonghong,xiesidilidezhiwen:“guchengfeng,langyakeshitedenggongxuntuiyijunquan。”

“nizijichunjiudadianhuagushifawuwenqingchu,nveshatuiyigongxunquandepanshenmezui!”

“wokeyifuzerengaosuni,zhuijiuqilai,nizheitiaomingdoubugoupeide!”

guchengfengyanjianwodeyuqiheshentaibuxiangkaiwanxiao,xinzhongnanmianchanshengyilv。

taxiayishijiuqutaoshouji,xiangyaogenfawugoutongyixia。

zhouningningjianzhuang,jiazhuangyigeliangqiang,jianggongzhuoshangliangzhijiubeiheyipinghongjiusaoluozaidi。

qingcuideshengxiangxiyinleguchengfengdezhuyili。

zhouningningshishichuchukeliandechuoqi:

“chengfengge,duibuqi,saoziganggangdeyangzitaiherenle。”

“womeikongzhizhu,caidafanledongxi。”

“wojiushigaobudong,chengfenggeshenweigushizongcai,shenjiabaiyi。”

“zenmezaisaoziyanli,chengfenggezheifushenjia,haiburuyitiaogou?”

顾承峰双眉紧皱。

zheitiaobolijiandehuataxianranshitingjinqule。

takanxiangwo,yanzhongchongmanbuxiehechaofeng:“tiandadegongxunyegaibuzhutazhishiyitiaogou!”

“wotangtanggushizongcai,meiniannashuishigeyi。nongsiyitiaogou,sheihuizhuize?”

“daoshini,jicisanfanshanghainingning,gangganggengshirangtazaoshoujinghe。”

“nijianzhizuigaiwansi!”

guchengfengyanshenyihen,yibazhuaizhuwodetoufa,jiangwotuozhuaidaogongzhuoqian。

zhouningningkanzhemandibolisuipian,youyukaikou:“chengfengge,dengwobadishangshoushiyixia,buransaozizhijieguixiaquyidinghuishoushangde。”

guchengfengyuqibinglengqiangying:“tazuoleneimeduoshanghainideshiqing,rangtashoudianshangyeshiyinggaide。”

wenyan,zhouningninglianshangfuxianchuyindudeyidelengxiao。

wozhuyidaotadebiaoqing,xinzhongfenhenbuyi——

tashuaisuijiubeijiuping,jingshiguyiweizhi!

henyifangunjian,woyibeiguchengfenganzheguizailedishang。

jianruidebolisuipianshunjiancipowodeshouzhanghexigai。

wotengdedaochouliangqi,fachutongkudemenheng。

keguchengfengduiciquemeiyoubandianceyinzhixin,anzhewodenaodaichaodimianzhuangqu。

咚!

yishengmenxiangguohou,dimiansuibolishangliuxiayimoxuehen。

xianxueshunzheetouliutangerxia,jiangwozhengzhanglianranhongyipian。