第1章
laogongnajiehundesanjinhuanlehenduojiudiandachuangfang。
zixiyishu，lianggeyueyigong55ci。
bujiaogongliangderizi，douzaiwaimianxinqinbozhong。
womeikumeinao，zhuantougaosuta：
“womenjiudianzuijingaohuodong，xiaoqinglvkaidachuangfangdasanzhe。”
laogongyanqianyiliang，pangqiaocejiwenwozhibanshijian。
wogaosutayeban，zhuantouhetongshihuanlebaiban。
laogongdabaitianlanzhexiaoqingrenlaidaojiudian。
wodaizhejiafahekouzhao，xixiaoyankai：
“欢迎光临。”
zailiangrenshangquhou，wodalebaojingdianhua。
......
gongliqianglarenshangdiantiqian，haizaijibukenaidepaizheneinvrende**。
“xiaoyaojing，xiangsiwole！kanwozheicizenmeshoushini！”
“qingdianer！nizhentaoyan，dabaitianjiudairenjialaiganneishiyebuhaisao，zheicaijitian，woyaohaisuanzheni！”
nvrenshengyinjianxi，haiguazhegourendetiannijinger，ranggongliqianggengjiajidong。
“heihei，yaoshinengtiantianjianni，sinishenshangwoyeyuanyi！”
diantiguanbishunjian，wozaiyeyizhibuzhuexin，paodaoyuangongcesuotulebantian。
zhidaosangziyipianzhuoshao，shenmedoutubuchulai，wocaibazhanshangoutuwudejiafarenglajitongli，jiwomadaledianhua。
“妈，我要离婚。”
womachenmolemeiliangmiao，kaishiquanwo：
“niandi，zheizhongwanxiaokaibude，meishashiwojiuguale，nididimangzhetianshiyebianbaomingbiaoni。”
“龚力强出轨了。”
womayoushiliangmiaochenmo，jiezhetankouqi：
“wodangshishadashi，nagenanrenbutouxing，youbushishuaqianbaijia，niyoushenmebunengguode...”
womeitingwan，zhijiegualedianhua。
其实我就多余打。
jiehundiernian，woyedongguolihundexinsi。
neishiwogangshengxiadanver，gongliqiangshuoshenggenvermeiyouganhuodedongli，gancuitangzailejiali，tiantiannazhebenjiubuduodejixuchuqudapai，woyuezilihaiyaojitashoushifangjianhezuofan。
leidaozhibuqiyaodeshihouwodaizheqiangbaolidenverhuileniangjia，womatinghouxiaolexiao：
“wodangshishadashi，nanrenshuaqianbaijiaduozhengchang，tayoubushichugui，niyoushenmebunengguode。”
neishihouwobahaimeiyouyinweixujiuchuchehuobiantanhuan，tazaijializhizhewodebizima：
“qinniandi，womenlaoqinjiajiachuqudenverjiumeiyoulihunde！niyaoshiganbajiazumingshenghuizaizheili，xinbuxinlaozidasini！”
wobupabeidasi，danwoxiangdaozijigangchushengdenver，yaoshimeilewozheigeweiyixintengtadema，zhipahuibeigongliqiangesi，huoshiweiledapaiqianjimaile。
yushiyiwusuoyoudewoxuanzelerennai，baozhehaizihuiliuliudehuiqu，shenzhidoumeiganhegongliqiangchaoyijia，yemeiganrangtazhidaowohuileniangjia。
kerendoushiyoudixiande，renlebanian，wobuxiangrenle。
napadadianhuadeshouhaizaidou，kewohaishianxialeneisangeshu。
“nihao，woyaojubaoyourenzaijiudianjinxingbufajiaoyi。”
dengjingchalaizhiqian，wodingzhekongdangdangdeshouwankanlehenjiu。
zheishangmiancengjingdaizhewodesanjinzhiyi。
lianggeyueqiangongliqianglazhewoshuozijiyaogandashi，xiwangdedaowodezhichi。
woxiangleyiwanshang，bashoudijita。
zheizhuoziwodailebanian，zijizaojiumeiyougangjiehunshishaonvdexianxi，tashichulechinaideliqiyingba，tengdewoetouquanshihan。
wowentayaobubazhuozijianduan，talimayaozhetoushuobuxing，payousunhao。
zuihoubaozhesuliaodai，tayidiandianbaxialezhuozi，wodeshoubeiledeqingzi，takanjinzhuozixiaodejidong。
xianzaixiangxiang，kebujidongma。
zheikeshiweilailianggeyuededachuangfangfei，goutahuisazhongzi55ci。
neishitajingranhainengchoukongfuyanwo：
“laopo，nidengwozhuandaqianle，zaijinimaiyigeyijindedajinzhuozi！”
都是放屁。
kanzhediannaoshangwoqinzijitakaidefangjian.
【708】
kanwoduoshanjierenyi，zheikeshitadeshengri。
jingchahenkuailaile，shiyinanyinv。
nanjingchabiaoqingyansu，wenwoxinxishifoushushi，youshenmezhengjunengzhengming。
womeishenmebiaoqingdehuida：
“limiannandeshiwolaogong。”
lianggerenbiaoqingdoubianle，haimeidengwodaitamenshangqu，nanjingchaduinvjingchabailebaishou，zhuanshenzoule。
wochayidegangtaishou，nvjingchalazhulewo。
“zheizhongshidaozuihouzhihuidingxingweihunneichugui，womenbushizhuanchengjinizhuaxiaosande，nizijiyaobuzaihaohaokaolvyixia。”
wojiangzaiyuandi，kanzhenvjingchalianshangduiwodetongqing，yishijianjingranshuobuchulaishenmefanbodehua。
“yaobunijiuzhuazhuatachuguidezhengju，zhihoulihunyenengjizijiduofenxiecaichan。”
tashuowanyezhunbeilikai，woxinliyihuang，ganmanglazhuta，yuqilidaizhebeiweidetaohao：
“ninjiupeiwoshangquyitangba，koutoujiaoyutaliangjuyexing，womenjialihaiyoulianggenver，talaoshijibiedenvrenhuaqian，doujiebukaiguole。”
nvjingkanwokelian，shenhuxiyikouqi，haishidiantoule。
yibubuzouxiangtaofangshi，wodejiaobuxiangcaizailemianhuashang，tebiebuzhenshi。
womeixiangdaoyouyitianwoyehuichengweizhuajiandaduideyiyuan，worujindejingkuang，jinghuiheneixiezaiwangluoshangfengmideduanshipinjiaodie。
女警格外贴心：
“nibuyaochumian，wojiaoyuwanta，huiqunimenhainengjiamojiayangxiangchu，jiniliujihuizhaozhengju。”
wohenganxiedechaotajugong，duozaijibuyuandedifang，kanzhenvjingqiaokailemen。
“nagewangbaduzisaoraolaozi！”
gongliqiangmamalieliedekaimen，kandaonvjingshenshangdezhifuhou，shunjiannianleshengyin。
nvjingjingedekanzhehaimeitaxiabagaodegongliqiang，yihuodeyongyuguangkanwo。
这是你老公？
buguainvjingjingya，tabenlaijiushencaigaotiao，kanzheyimiqiwangshang，gongliqiangqueshigezhiyouyimiwuwudexiaoaizi，haimeiwogao。
tayebupang，haimeiyibaijin，yongxianzaidewangluohualaishuo，shige‘xigou’。
gongliqiangshiwomaqinzijiwotiaodelaogong，xiangqinqianwomalazhewodeshouniantao：
“nibabahewanjiujiuaidaren，doushiyinweitabiwogao，biwozhuang，mabunengrangnizoumadelu，nigenzhegongliqiangchibulekui，tashiguer，meibangshou，tadabuleni。”
wobuzhidaowomashifouzhenxinweiwokaolv，huoshiyinweigongliqiangshidangshichucailiqianzuigaoderen。
liangwanbajiashangsanjin，wojiuzheimejiale，riziguodaoxianzai。
女警咳了两声：
“yourenjubaonimenjinxingbufajiaoyi，woguolaidiaochayixia。”
gongliqiangshenshanghaichuanzheyupao，neinvrenjianlailejingchayebuhuang，manyouyoujizijipilejianyifucaizoudaogongliqiangshenbian。
tashenliangyebigongliqianggao，huazhebudandezhuangrong，meigutouyiyangkaozaigongliqiangshenshang，xiangbatadangchengleguaizhang。
“nagebiesunjubaolaozi？！fangtaniangdepi！”
“jingguan~womenkeshihefadenannvpengyouguanxi，ninyidingshigaocuola！”
nvjingpipingwangongliqiangyaowenmingyongyu，kanzhenvrenyiziyiju：
“hebuhefa，woziyoudinglun，nimenlaolaoshishihuidawenti！”
tawendexizhi，fangfomeigewentidoushiteyijiwowende。
zheinvrenjiaoliminmin，shigewangluozhubo，sangeyueqiangongliqiangjitashualesiwankuai，zuoletayigeyuedebangyidagehou，lianggerenbenxianquedingleguanxi。
weilezhengmingbushibufajiaoyi，gongliqiangbaliminmindeshengri，xihuanchishenmedongxi，shenzhiaikanshenmedianshijudoushuoleyibian。
qingdaoshenchuhaijuezhezuiqinletayikou。
doudeliminminxiaozhechuita。
wotingzhetingzhe，juedezijishizaikexiao，wushengtanlekouqi，ranhouzijizouloutixiaqu，zaidatingdengnvjing。
dengdaideshihouwosuanlesuan，gongliqiangzaqizabajiaqilaijiliminminhualeshilaiwan。
ganshangwoliangnianduodegongzi。
tashuoliminminshengrineitiantasongle99duomeiguihua，woshangwangsouleyixia，yaoyiqianduokuai。
baniantameisongguowoshenmeliwu，zhijideshanggeyueqingrenjieneitian，tapaolebantiaojie，maileyifendabazhedelongxusujiwo，yigonghuale12.7yuan。
zijidaoshileidedianleyifen50yuandeshaoefan。
xianzaisuansuanshijian，neitiantakenengzhishisongliminminhuijiadeshihousuishoujiwomaide。
woyoudiankaigongliqiangdepengyouquan，zuijinhewoyouguandeyitiao，shitasannianqianfade。
neishiwogangyingpinshangzheigejiudian，taguolaitanban，jiwozhaoleyizhangxiangpian，peiwenshi——
【laopokaishizhengqianyangjiala，yihoukeyizuozaijialichixiangdeheladege！】
tanazhewodeqian，baliminminyangdejiaoyan。
woguanshangshouji，nvjingyexialaile。
takanwodebiaoqingyuyanyouzhi，danhaishikaikou：
“wozaohenishuole，zheizhongmeibanfadingxingweibufajiaoyi，niyekankaidianba，kaolvhaizijiuhetajiangjiuguoxiaqu，shizaixianglihun，heniangjiarenshangliangshangliang，zijidiemazongguishixiangzhenide。”
woxiaolexiao，meihetaduoshuoshenme，songtadaojiudiandamen，shenshenjuleyigong。
kanzhenvjinglikaidebeiying，wozhidaoshuyuwodezhanchang，zheicaiganggangkaishi。
gongliqiangnuqichongchongdexialou，yibazhangpaizaiqiantai：
“nimenjiudiannagewangbaduzibaodejing？！jintianbixujiwogeshuofa！”
我冷淡的抬眼：
“zheiweikeren，nixiangyaoshenmeshuofa？”
gongliqiangyuanbenshengqizhanghongdelian，zaikandaowoshi，shunjianbaile：
“老，老婆？！”
“nibushiwanbanma？！”
gouzhegongliqianggebodeliminminshunjiansongkaishou，shenqingbianhuajishun，limaguazhexiaohewodazhaohu：
“you，zheiweishisaoziya，saozijiaowominminjiuxing。”
wopeifutabeidangmianzhuojianhainengxiaozhehewodazhaohu，zheizhongxinlisuzhi，nanguaiganjigongliqiangdangqingren。
“laogong，bujieshaoyixiama？”
gongliqiangzhizhiwuwuyemeishuochulaihua，fandaoshiliminmin，tasaolewoliangyanhou，gengjiaqidingshenxian，gouzhegongliqiangdeyilingtiaoxinkanwo：
“saozi，zanmenmingrenyebushuoanhuale，zheinannvganqingdeshia，kebushiyizhangjiehunzhengjiunengjiexiande，qianggerenshinide，danniyebunengqiangqiutadexinyejiniba，nvrenni，zhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyan，meihuaichude。”
我眼神看向龚力强：
“niyeshizheimexiangde？”
liminminyanshenningletajixia，lianyanliuzhuan，ranggongliqiangyuqiyeyinglebushao：
“qinniandi，woheminminshizhenai，zaishuoniquwaimiandatingdating，nagenanrenmeiyouhongyanzhiji？zaikankanni，huitoutulian，shencaizouyang，woaishangminminbushilisuoyingdangma！”
woneixinhaowubolan，shenzhipingjingdediandiantou：
“zheimeshuo，niyudaolezhenai，neiwomenlihunzenmeyang？wojinizhenaitengdifang。”
gongliqiangyitingliansedabian，ganmangfoujue：
“不行！”
liminminyehuanletaohaodemoyang：
“saozi！zenmeshuozheshuozhejiunengchedaolihunni，qianggebushineigeyisi，wokemeixiangzhepohuainimendehunyina！”
kanzhetamenjieranbutongdeliangfumiankong，wochaofengdixiaole。
tamenbushipawolihun，shipadebudaoneifenpotiandefugui。