“shenqinghuan!shuodahuasheibuhuia!haichengchenshijichengrenkendingxingchen!niyigexingshendeluanjiaoshenme?”
“yedui，chenshizaihaichengjiushigeshenmidecunzai，zenmekenenghuizaipaimaihuixianshen!”
“jiushijiushi!hesiwole!wohaizhenyiweitashichenshidejichengren!”
tingdaopaimaihuishangdeyilun，gushinianzheicaicuchuandaqi。
“shenqinghuan，nihaodehen!bawomendanghoushuashiba?”
dingzhetamen，wolengxiaoyisheng。
wozhidao，yitamenzheixierendezhishang，ziranbunengkanchuqizhongdeduanni。
沈字旧同沉。
chenshirucideshijiadazu，haishiyanyongyiqian。
danshishuoshuo，tamenkendingbuhuixiangxin。
yushi，wodangzhesuoyourendemian，shenchuleyoushou。
zhijianyigeyinzhe“chen”zidejiezhijinjintaozaiyoushoushizhishang，yiyifaguang。
kandaojiezhideyishunjian，gushiniandengdaleshuangyan。
“shen，shenqinghuan!zheijiezhini，ninalaide?”
gangcaiyangyanyaonongsiwodeneiqunwuhezhizhongyefenfenhuangleshen，zuibazhangdejuda。
zongjinglitiwobanlaiyigeyizi，wohuanhuanzuoxia。
“哪来的?”
“dangranshiwofuqinchuanjiwodele!”
“zenme?meijianguohaichengchenshidezhangquanren，danzhangquanjiezhinimenjianguoba?”
zongjinglizhandaowoshenhou，naqihuatongdao。
“xiangdajialongzhongjieshaoyixia，woshenpangdezheiweishen**jiushipaimaihuidemuhoudalaoban，tongshiyeshihaichengchenshidezhangquanren!”
cihuayichu，paimaihuishangdegoutuiziyigegeputongguidaozaidi，ketouqiurao。
“shen**!shiwomenyouyanbushitaishan!buzhidaoninjiushichenshidezhangquanren!nindarenbujixiaorenguoyuanliangwomenba!”
“shiashia!womendoushishouleguzongdeguhuo，zheicaibushenmaofanninde，womenxiangnindaoqian!”
gangcaihuodepaimaipindewangzongzhijielengzaiyuandi，kuzishangmianmanshishuizi。
原来是吓尿了。
“shen，shen，shen**!wocuole!woyaoshizhidaoninshihaichengchenshidezhangquanren，jiusuanshijiwoyibaitiaomingwoyebugana!”