第4章 靶子竖起来了

sushihaizimeiledexiaoxichuandaolixiaoyunerzhongshi,tazhengzaifanchungongpeihuanghouyongwushan。tingwanquweibingbaohou,tazhiyundanfengqingdidao:“zhenzhidaole。”

“haizizenmehuimeileni?”huanghougaowanrongcongdezhisushiyouyundaohaizimeile,buguoyikezhongdeshijian,yixiangyongrongdemianshangshunjianpamanlezhenjingyuwanxi。

quweikanlezijiazhuziyiyan,jixuhuibing:“lanfeiniangniangdairenqulelenggong。”

tameihuidawenti,dandaanyijingchulaile。

“lanfeisuiranrenxing,ketabuzhiyuduilongsixiashouya!”gaowanronghaishiwufaxiangxin,“huangshang,cishiyidingyaodiaochaqingchu。”

lixiaoyungexiawan,qupazicalecazuijiao,“jiruci,zanmenqukankanba。”

dihoubaijialenggong,linglingqizhengtangzaichuangshangaihao,lanfeizaimenkoulaihuiduobu,kandaodijialaile,lijibendaolixiaoyunmianqianguixia,“huangshang,chenqiemeiyoudasushi,gengmeiyouduitafuzhongdehaizizuoshenme。”

lixiaoyundiandiantou,shenshoujiangtafuleqilai,“lanfei,zhenxiangxinni。”

huanghouwen:“lanfei,zheidaodizenmehuishi?haohaode,sushidehaizizenmehuimeileni?”

lanfeiweiqu,“tazijidaozaidishangde,chenqiezenmezhidaotadehaizizenmeturanmeile?”

jiantashuobuchugesuoyiran,huanghouyebuzaizhuiwen,zhishuo:“huangshang,rangliuyuyijinqujisushikankanba。”

lixiaoyunxianglexiang,chenshengdao:“yuyixianzaiwaitouhouzhe,qitarenchuqu。”

jianjunwangmiansechenzhong,zhongrenzhidangtashiyinweishiquhaizixinqingchenzhong,lijiqiaowushengxidituilechuqu。

lixiaoyunduzijinledian,yiyanbiankandaozaipolandechuangshanggunlaigunqudesuqianmo。tafanshoujiangfangmenyiguan,zoudaochuangqiankanzhechuangshangderen,dishengdao:“xingle,biezhuangle,zheilimeibieren。”

linglingqiwenyantinglexialai,tangzaichuangshangkanzheta,yilianxuanranyuqidijixuyanxi:“huangshang,womeiyouzhuang,haizizhendemeile。”

“chuangmingtang、jiayun、xianhailanfei,”lixiaoyunhaoxiaodao:“suqianmo,nijinershixiangtianjieledanma?”

zheizhongshihou,linglingqidangranshidasibunengchengren:“huangshang,wozhendehuaiyunle,woyemeiyouxianhailanfei……”

lixiaoyunshangqianyibu,fushenniezhulelinglingqidexiaba,lenglengdidao:“zhenhenicongweitongfang,nidehaizicongshitoufenglibengchulaidema?”

“wate?”linglingqimengle,“huangshangniyoubingba,zheimedayimeinvfangzijihougong,jingranhaishihuanghuadaguinv?”

“nihaodadedanzi!”lixiaoyunshoushangyongli,kandaoneizhangzangxixidelianyinweitengtongerzhouleqilai,shouzhimanmandiwangxiayidong,“jirannibuxianghuole,zhenchengquanni。”

linglingqinaliliaodaozheiqingkuang,haozaitanaozizhuandekuai,dangjigaibianzhanlvefangxiang,“hao,wochengrenwosahuangle,zheibushidangshihuangshangyaoshawo,bibudeyizijiuma?”

lixiaoyundeshoutingzaitabozishang,songsongdemeiyouyongli,“henhao,xianzailaishuoshuonichuangmingtangdemude。”

“wohensubucheng,xiangrangtasi。”linglingqidangjijizijibianlesanqianzidekuqingxima,“dangchutapaoqilewohewoniang……”

tadeshenshi,lixiaoyunzaojiuzhidaole,bingbuganxingqu,“zhendenaixinhenyouxian,ruguosanjuhuaneinimeiyoushuofuzhenbushanideliyou,mingrijiuhesubuchengyiqishangduantoutai。”

零零七无语。

jinertajiuhezheiduantoutaiguobuquleshiba?

takelianbaba:“jiwodianshijiansikaoyixia。”

junwangmianchenrushui:“diyiju。”

“woqu,”linglingqizhenjing,“zheiyesuanyiju?”

junwangchunjiaoqingqingyigou,“zheishidierju。”

linglingqizhanglezhangzui,jiangyiju‘woqunidaye’dejiyaosuizaikouchijian,mingzhidibuzaikaikou。

taqiaoqiaomolemoshoushangdeheiyujiezhi,xiangyaokankanlixiaoyundedangan。raner,bengaitigongxinxidechuliqizhandouzhejichuyiju:“qizong,tataiguiqile,wokanbudaotadedangan!”

坑爹呀!

linglingqiwushengdibaocukou。

takanzheshangfangneizhanglian,shuangfengyanzhenhaokan,bilianggaoting,bobodeshuangchunhuduqiadaohaochu,lianxingshoushoude,lunkuoyehenwanmei!ruguohulvediaoneizhiqiazhetabozideshou,linglingqihaishinenghuachiyibade。

xianzai,taweishengcunfanchou,jiusuanpananzaishi,tayenengxinruzhishui。

yiguodehuangdi,buqueqianbuquequangengbuquemeinv,shenmedongxinengdadongtani?qinqingyouqinghaishiaiqing?zheixiehaoxiangdoubuzaxianshiha!

“qizong,”chuliqideshengyinshishidicongjiezhizhongchuanlai,“wocongbiedequdaolejiedao,zheigelixiaoyunxindidengji,chuchushourenchezhou,jintiannibangtayinglesubuchengzheichangbahesai,taxinqingyinggaihenyukuai。”

linglingqizhikandaolixiaoyunxiangyaoqiasiziji,meikanchutanalixinqingyukuai。

“huangshang,ninjiubawodangchengyikuaizhuan,nalixuyaowangnaliban。zhiyaoninliuwoyitiaoxiaoming,woyuanyiweininfutangdaohuo,”linglingqiwubiqianchengdidao:“jiuxiangjinrizheizhongchanghe,buguanqianmianshidaoshanhaishihuohai,zhiyaoninrangwotiao,wobaozhengdoubudaizhayixiayande。”

“youyisi。”lixiaoyunxiaozhesongleshou,“yanxiahaizhenyougehuohai,rangniqutiaoyitiao。”

“wate?”linglingqigangzuoqishen,chengzheshenzideshuangbeilijiruanlexiaqu,“huangshang,wojintiancaibangninguoleyizuodaoshan,zheihuohainengbunenghuanyihuanzaitiaoa?”

lixiaoyunbuzhikefou,jiangyuyijiaolejinlai,“liuyuyi,sushichuweirenmu,ganggangshoulejinghe,nanmianhuangluan。tafuzhongdehaizi,keyouwenti?”

liuyuyilaolaoshishidihuidao:“haizishifouyouwenti,laochenhaiyaozhenduanhou,cainengjihuangshangdaan。”

lixiaoyunzaiwen:“zhendasuanhuifusushihuifeideweifen,liuyuyiyiwei,sushifuzhongdehaizi,keyouwenti?”

“zhei……”liuyuyijiangjunwangzheijuhuafanlaifuqudichousibojianleyifan,dechuyigejielun:“huifeiniangniangzhishiyoulvguodu,fuzhonghaizibingwudaai。”

“henhao。”huangdihenmanyitadehuida,“zhaociquhuihuanghoudehuaba。”

“shi。”liuyuyichumenqu,tonghuanghoubingdao:“huifeiniangniangfuzhongtaieranhao,zhishitaiguojinzhangyoulv。”

huanghouhaiweiruhe,lanfeixianshishengjianjiaoqilai:“huifeiniangniang?”

huangdiconglenggongzouchu,huidalelanfeideyilv,“jinri,huifeidayimieqin,shiweidianfan。rujintayouhuaiyoushenyun,zhendasuanhuifutadeweifen,rengjiunuohuimoyungongjuzhu,yehaorangtaanxinyangtai。”

“kezanmendazhouchaocongmeiyouhuaiyunbianfengfeidexianliya!”lanfeituokoudao:“genghekuang,suqianmohaishizuichenzhinv。”

lixiaoyunkanxiangta,mouguangyiliang,“yulan,huifeiweifenzainizhiqian,nizenkezhihuqiming?”

“chenqie……”lanfeimanxindeweiqu,dankanhuangdiliansebuhao,bianjiangqiuzhudemuguangzhuanxianglehuanghou,“huanghouniangniang,ninshiliugongzhizhu,daoshishuojuhuaya!”

huanghouchuanzheyiximinghuangdefengchuanmudanjinyi,toudaishuangfengxianzhufengguan,titaifengyu,jinzhiyongrong。jibianshiyouxiezhenjing,buguopiankebianhuifule,rouroudixiaodao:“huifeibeifei,benjiuyinqifudelianlei,rujintanengdayimieqin,bianbiaomingsubuchengdeshitaweiqiansheqizhong。genghekuang,tahuaideshihuangshangdediyigehaizi,yiyifeifan,bunengyourenheshanshi。chenqierenwei,keyihuifuhuifeideweifen,danzaiqidanxiahaizizhihou,yuweifenshangjiubunengzaiyourenheshengqianle。”

huangdidiantou,“nuogongdeshi,jiujiaojihuanghouqubanle。”

“shi。”huanghouwenshundiyinglesheng。

lanfeizaipanghendeyaoyaqiechi,dandihourujintongyikoujing,tazaizenmehenyewujiyushi,dangjiduoleduojiao,fenfendidao:“huangshang,huanghouniangniang,chenqieshenzibushi,jiuxiangaotuile。”

lixiaoyunmingzhidaotaqishenme,guzuobuzhi,yangzhuangguanqiediwen:“yongbuyongrangliuyuyiweinizhenzhizhenzhi?”

“bubile。”lanfeibianzhezui,“chenqiehuiquxiexiejiuhao。”

jiantazheigeyangzi,lixiaoyunzhidao,suqianmozheigebazishichenggongshuqilaile,congjinyihoutaderiziyaoqingsongbushaole。xiangdaozheili,junwangyudiaodouqingkuailebushao,“jiruci,nibianzaoxiehuiquxiezheba。”

lanfeiyizou,lixiaoyunyechele,huanghouzeliuxialai,mingrentailejiaonianlai,jianghuifeitaihuimoyungongqu。

congpolanwuzinuodaojinbihuihuangdegongdian,linglingqiquegaoxingbuqilai。

jishensuqianmodeshentili,tajiushizhenbanshangdaizaideyu,shengsidoubeirenjinjindizhuaizaishouli。

suiranshuo,jiusuansuqianmozheigeroushenhuile,tadebentiyebuhuishoudaosunhai,danyoutianleizai,duanshijiannei,tayezhaobudaoheshideshitijiju。

gengyaomingdeshi,huishoulaqibixudaoxianchang,taxianzaimeileshunyinengli,yaozenmequxishicaishichangshouqusubuchengdelaqi?

sihouderendoubeitadafaxiaqule,dadiankongdangdangde,linglingqisiyangbachaditangzaikuankuoderuandiandachuangshang,zhangshengyaoyaodidao:“dagongzhendeleisigeshikongzheya,yiniansanbailiushiliutianwuxiu,fanleyidianxiaocuojiuyaobeiweixiekougongzi,pengshanggerenxingboss,haiyaomeiwanmeilediweitashoushilantanzi。”

chuliqicongjiezhilizuanchulai,yitongkuanzishitangzaichuangshang,“dangzhulizhendeleisigejiqiya,yiniansanbailiushiliutianyitianershisixiaoshibunengxiping,tougelanjiubeiweixiechaiji,pengshanggebaolijizaodelaoda,haiyaomeiwanmeilediweitachulitousuxin。”

yirenyiqifawanlaosao,duishiyiyan,renmingzhangzhangtanchuyikouqi。

chuliqiwen:“laoda,mingtiannidasuanzenmequshousubuchengdelaqi?”

linglingqiliaoleyibazhangfa,“suhuashuodehao,qianglongzhenbuzhuditoushe,zheishierhaideqiulixiaoyun。”tashuozhehua,qishenroulerouzijiyaoshen,“wozheibabainiandelaoyaoyo,jinerchadianjiujishanle。”

chuliqibutucaobutongkuai,“niyituanlaqinalaideyao?”

linglingqiyibazhangjiangtapaizaichuangshang,“duozui。”