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wowozheshoujiquesonglekouqi，wodaoyaokankanshenanranyoushenmebenshi，rangzhoushunnianzhudonglihun。
guoran，santianmeihuijiadezhoushunniandalailedianhua。
“laopo，jintianxiayu，wohuijiajienicanjiagongsinianhui。”
wozheicaixiangdao，shenanranshuoderiziyeshijintian。
woyouxiehaoqi，wogongsidenianhuizenmejiuchengtadexijiule？
“hao，nizhijiebachekaidaodikuba。”woyingxiahouguaduandianhua，chaozhedikuzouqu。
daoledikucaifaxian，wolaogongdefujiashishangzuozheshenanran。
shenanranshenzhimeihuitoukanwoyiyan，daoshizhoushunnianchaozhewoxiao，“laopo，anranshuotaxiangjianjianshimian，wojiushunbianbatadaishangle。”
zhoushunnianshuowan，jianwohaisisidingzhefujiashideweizhi，meitouweicu，“laoponizhidaode，anranshentibushufu，zhinengzuofujiashi。”
wokanletayiyan，nanrendeyanguangshunjianroulexiaqu，sihuyiweizijichuguideshitianyiwufeng。
极为可笑。
woqueshizhidaoshenanranzaisangeyueqianzuolexiaochanshoushu，lianhaizifuqindoubuzhidaoshisheideneizhong。
“anian，”shenanranhuranzhuantoukanxiangwo，zuijiaodeyixiaozhe，“jiaojiaojieyinggaibuzhidaoxiaochanduinvrendeshanghaiyouduoda，bijingtabunengshengyu。”
“anranbieluanshuo。jiaojiaotiantiandouzaichizhongyaodiaoli，womenchizaohuiyouhaizide。”
woquefanbo，“zhoushunnian，nizenmezhidaomeiyouhaizi，shiyinweiwoyouwenti？”
jiehunliangnian，yinweiyizhimeihaizi，popojingchangzhizhewodebizima，shuowohaidezhoushunnianchenglebuxiaozi，haidetamenzhoujiayaoduanzijuesun。
zhoushunnianrangwotiliangtamaburongyi，womeicidoushiyanxia。
wozaiyiyuanquanshenjianchalewushubian，doumeiyourenhewenti，fandaoshizhoushunnianyicidoubukenquyiyuan。
woshenshidekanxiangzhoushunnian，tahaimeifanyingguolai，shenanranquexiankailekou。
taxiangdoumeixiang，zhijieshuo：“kendingshiyinweinia，shunnianshentizheimehao，kendingbuhuiyoumaobingde。”shuowan，haimingmuzhangdandechaozhezhoushunnianpaolegemeiyan。
woxiaozhekanxiangta，“nizheimekending，xiangshihuaiguotadehaiziyiyang。”
“laoponizheishishenmeyisi！”zhoushunnianmashangshuo，“woheanranjiushiputongpengyou，nibuyaoluanshuo！”
“nisuikouzaoyaohuihuileyigenvhaizideqingbaide，anranyihouhaizenmejiaren！”
“niyeshigenvsheng，yezhidaozheizhonghuayaohuidiaoyigenvhaiziyouduorongyi！”
taqideliantonghong，yikouqishuowanyouzhangtanyisheng，“laopo，wozhidaoniaiwo，danniyebunengyinweitaiaiwo，jiubasuoyourendoudangchengjiaxiangdi。”
woyouxieexin，bikaitadeyanshenmeiyoulihui。
shenanranquejiaochendao：“neihaibushiyinweishunniangenitaiyouxiule，bujinrenwenroutitie，gengyounengli，qingsongnianrubaiwan。”
“buyongkaorenhedongxi，jiunengwanchengyigedaxiangmu，yixiefuerdaidoubibushangni。”
shenanranshuangyanfaguangkanxiangzhoushunnian，woquetingdeyouxieqiguai。
shenanranshuoderenshizhoushunnianma？
wenroutitie，nianrubaiwan，duziwanchengxiangmu？zheixiecitakeshibandianbiandoubuzhana！
“jiaojiaojie，nizenmeyizhilengzhebushangche，zaibuqukejiuyaokaixile。”
tayiyousuozhidekanxiangwo，“womenquwanle，nikejiuhebushangwoheshunnianjingdejiule。”