第3章 吃你豆腐

tameiyouduokanmuliuguangyiyan,tazhidao,muliuguangdeshixianshizhongjingenzheta。

taguazhelvexianfuyandeweixiao,zheiweixiaotaijia,dantazhendexiaobuchulai。

gulinlijizhangkaishuangbeijiangtabaoruhuaizhong,chuoqiqilai:“xiaojin,nizongsuanhuilaile!mahaoxiangni!”

muchaomeiyougulinneimeganxing,zuofuqindeziyouzuofuqindeweiyan,suirantahaimeiyouzhengshichengweigujinniandejifu,haishihenzhuangzhongdipailepaigujinnianyouxiedanbodejianbang,yuzhongxinzhang:“xiaojina,zheixieniandajiadouhenxiangni,chenzheliuguangjiehundedahaojihui,nihuilailejiuduozhuduanshijianzhidaoma?nidefangjianwoyijingmingrenshoushihaole,fangxinzhuxiajiushi。”

“……wohaiyoushi,jiujitianshijian,henkuaiyaohuiqude,neibiandegongzuobijiaoduo,woxianzaijiushigexiaozhuli,haiyouhenduoxuyaonulixuexidedifang。”gujinnianyouxieweinandishuozhe,weitiaodeyanjiaopieleyiyanmuliuguang。

muchaodehua,ranggujinnianyizhenxinjing。

tabingbuxiangjiuliu,huilaizhuyaoshiweilekankanqinreneryi。

bushitabuxiangjia,ershitapa。

ruobushimuliuguangzhongyuyaojiehunle,tashenzhidoubuganhuilai。

hemuliuguangtongchuyigewuyanxia,tapatayouhuixiangguoquneiyangshanghaita。

chajuedaolegujinniandexiaoxinsi,muliuguangtaishouchonggujinnianbailebai,lianshangluchuwennuanxiaoyi,wanruozheishishangzuiciaidedagege:“xiaojinmeimei,youshenmeshibihejiarentuanyuangengzhongyaode?gongzuozaimang,shiqingzaiji,nengfangfangjiufangfang,jianglaigubomujiaruwomenmujia,womenbianshihaoxiongmei,nidexiaozhizidousansuile,nidouhaimeihuilaikanguoyicini,nijiubuxiangkankantame?”

“xiaozhizi”sangezi,muliuguangtediyaozihenzhong。

他是故意的。

tajiushixiangyaotixinggujinnian,tanandehuilaiyici,yaokandekebujinjinshigulin。

haiyouyigeren,tayinggaihenxiangjian。

tingdaomuliuguangguyizhemeshuo,gujinnianananyaoyaqiechi,taxinlihenjile。

ruguobushineiyiyetaduitazuochuleneizhongshi,tazenmekenengpaoqijijiangjiehundeweihunfucanghuangtaohun?

zheiyizoujiushiduonian,haiyinmideshengxialeyigehaizi,bidetayuanzoutaxiangchangjinlibiekuchu,zheiquandoubaimuliuguangsuoci!

jiuzheiyang,tayoushenmezigezaizheiliyinyangguaiqideshuochuzheizhonghualai?

anhongdehuomiaozaigujinniandeyanzhongtiaodong,tadeshuangshoubuzijuedizuanchenglequan,zhijiashenshendikaruleshouxin。

yinweifennu,talianzhijiedouyinweiyonglierjinbeng。

“liuguangshuodeduia,zheiyici,xiaojinnikeyaohaohaodeduodaiyiduanshijian,peipeidajiaa!”muchaoxiaohehedao。

“haolehaole,xianhuijiazaishuoba,jializhunbeilejiefengyan,jiudengzhenihuiqule。”gulinyongyifangzhensishoupacashidiaoyanlei,shunshouwanzhulemuchaodegebo。

gujinnianhenshisangqididiandiantou,yanxia,yezhinengxianhuiquzaishuole。

talaguolexinglixiang,ermuliuguangziranerrandeconggujinniandeshouzhonglaguoleshensuogan,yifuhaoxinhaoyibangtanaxinglideyangzi。

tadongzuoqingrou,danshiwenredeshouzhanghaishiguyipenglepengtayuanbenjinjinzuanzhelagandeshou。

gujinnianzhenggerenchudianbandeyisuo,yongyandaohenhenwanletayiyan。

yankanzhegulinhemuchaoyijingzouchulehaojibu,talijiyadishengyinduimuliuguangnuchi:“niganshenme?”

“吃你豆腐。”

“……”

“xiaojin,huanyinghuilai,xianglaiyihouwomenyidinghuizuoweiyijiarenxiangchudehenyukuaide。”muliuguanghuaihuaiyixiao,yiyizhongzhiyoutamenlianggerennengtingqingdediyashengdiaoshuo:“jiuxiangxiaoshihouneiyang。”

tingdaotazheimeshuo,gujinnianzhenggerenyouruzhishenbingjiao,tongchexinfeidehanlengputiangaidixilai。

tazhidao,congxianzaiqi,tameiyouyitianhaoriziguole。

muliuguangzhemotayouqianzhongfangshiwanzhongshouduan,taxiang,tabixuzaodianxiangbanfalikaile。