第5章 你还不如黄瓜

cishilinjinbangwan,nuansedexiyangzaichuangwaihenmei,zhaodecanzhuoshangzhengqibaifangdejingzhicanjudoufanshezhenuanhuangdeguangmang,gujinnianshuangyanweimi,ganjueyouxieciyan。

congxiaotamenjiushibingpaizuozaiyiqichifande,daoxianzaiyeshiruci,yaobushimuchaojianchi,tahenbunengbayizibanyuandian,limuliuguangyueyuanyuehao。

cishimuchaoqujiaomuzixuanle,gulinqufenfuyongrenshangcaile,doubuzai,kuanchangwenxindecantingnei,zhiyoutamenlianggeren。

“xiaojin,nikanjiannizhizilema?”muliuguangzhudongkailekou,wen。

gujinnianmeixinyizhou,meishuohua。

ranertayayizaixintoudenuhuo,yiyouliaoyuanzhishiwangshengranshao。

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muliuguanglengxiao,tazhidaotajiushiaiyongchenmomianduitameifahuidadewenti。

tayiguanjiushizheiyang,meiyousheinengbitagenglejieta。

buguo,tajiuxihuankantawuyanyiduideweiquyangzi。

qifuta,bishenmedouyouqu。

ruoshinengyindetaqijilebanzui,neijiugengyouyisile。

“henkeaiba?hetadeqinshengmuqinhaizhenyoujifenxiangsini,wu,yebuzhidaonimanengbunengkanchulaizheidian,yaoshikanchulaidehua,niyoudasuanzenmegentajieshini?”

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youranyouyadichizhe,tadengzhegujinnianbeijinu。

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“guxiaojie,zheishishaoyetedifenfujinindundetang,shininzuixihuandeyumipaigutang。”yongrenxiaoyinyinde。

gujinnianjichumianqiangdexiaorongdiandiantou。

她因此暂且闭嘴。

dairenyizou,muliuguangbianyoukailekou:“zhenkexia,neishiwodeerzi,nizheigedangmadexiangrenbunengren,xinliyidinghennanguoba?ebu,nicaibuhuinanguode,niyixiangmeixinmeifeilengkuwuqing,buranyebuhuipaoqitayigerenzoudiao。”

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tajiejinsuonengdezaicijita,tabusha,takandechulai。

henxianran,muliuguangyouzaixiangcongqianneiyangqifutale。

“nifeiyaozheiyangzhemowoma?”talengxiaoqilai,meiyanyitiao,yuanbenroumeidewuguanshunjianyaoyelejifen。

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顾锦年咬紧了牙关。

tayanzhongneicunuhuo,lingmuliuguangshouyongjile。

“bieyongneizhongyanshenkanzhewo,nishizaiwushengdigouyinwome?”taqingtiaodao,“wannilerouruo,xuehuizhudongchujiyuqinguzongle?”

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nandehuilaiyitang,tajiupianyaorangtashengqi?

yiqiantashihennao,hensong,taqifujiurenyoutaqifu,tazhiganwanshangzaibeiwolimengzhenaodaikuyichangwanshi,danxianzaibutongle。

tabianle,tacaibuyaoxiangguoquyiyangnilaishunshou!

“shima?”gujinnianmuguangyiliuzhuan,yetongyangchongmanbishi:“yidalidenanrensulailangman,haihuayangbaichu,gefangmiandouhenlingrenmanyini,linzidaleshenmeniaodouyou,jianshideduolewoduinanrenkeshiyaoqiuhengaode,jiunizheiyangdekongpahaimanzubulewoni!gouyinni,wohaiburuqumaitiaohuanggua,jueduibinidehaoyongduole!”