di1zhangnveryaodangfuerdai
“nijiwotinghaole，zheicixiangqinyaoshigaozale，yihoujiubiehuizheigejia。”
shoujilichuanlaihechisheng，gaopengjianzhiwuyu，nayouzheimegenfuqinshuohuadenver。
“xiaozuzong，wojiuzaimenkoule，huashuozheishixiangqindedifangma？”
“jiushiweixinligaosunidedifang，maliujinqubiemoji。”
tonghuazhongduan，gaopengliezuikanzheqianmian，neishiyigehengaodangdesirenhuisuo，menkouzhanzhelianggeshencaikuiwudezhuanghan，mojingjiaheixifu，genlianggexiongsheneshademenshenyiyang。
daoxianzaitahaiyoudianmeng，gennverxiangyiweimingtinghao，tazheijitianyebuzhidaozhongleshenmexie，feirangzijilaixiangqin。
butongyijiuyikuernaosanshangdiao，yeguaizijibudongjiaoyuhaizi，batachonghuaile，nongdeyidiandangdiedeweiyandoumeiyou。
nenglaizheizhongdifangderenfeifujigui，tianzhidaonvercongnabangzijilianxide。
daolejinqian，kanzhelianggemianwubiaoqingdebaobiao，gaopengganxiaoyixia。
“wo……wozhaosutianjiao。”
yebudengduifanghuiying，maibuwanglizou，yigeshenchuanqipaodeyaoraomeirenniudongyaozhiyingjie，gaopenglikeyanjingyiliang。
“gaoxianshengba，suzongyijingdenglehaojiu，qinggenwolaiba。”
额……
gaopengyanjiaochouchou，jingranbushisutianjiao，nveryezhishijilegedizhihemingzi，danyuanbiezheimepiaoliang，haiyoujiekoubutongyi。
chuanguoyuanlinfenggedetingyuan，jinruyidongfanggujianzhuneibu。
wulidoushixiegaodanggushijiaju，jiaoluoyougehendadegendiaochahai，zuozheyiweishenchuanqianhongselianyiqundenvren。
suizhegaopengkaojin，nvziwaitoukanlai，liangrensimuxiangdui。
高贵大气上档次！
zheishigaopengdediyiyinxiang，suiranxingrongrenyouxiebutuo，keyishijianzhaobudaoqitacixingrong。
yizhangpiaoliangdeliankongjingzhidaolejidian，tiaobuchuyidianxiaci。
zuizhongyaodeshiqizhi，jueduishidajiaguixiuchushen，meiyoupeidairenheguizhongshoushi，neiguzigaoguiyouyaqixiquepumianerlai，rangrenrenbuzhuzixingcankui。
kanqilaihennianqingyejiuershiwuliusui，gaopengquecongtayanshenzhongkanchu，zheinvrendenianjijueduibuzhiruci。
yanshenfangfokanpohongchen，haitouzheyisipijuan，jueduishigeyougushidenvren，gengshizengtianmeili。
zhengtilaishuomeidebuzhenshi，fangfocongxianjingzhongzouchulaide。
“来啦，坐吧。”
wenrouhuayuxiangqi，gaopengzhihaozuozaiduimian，keqidejieguoyibeichayoufangxia。
“meinv，zanliangbuheshiba？”
sutianjiaolenglexia，nayouxiangqinshanglaijiushuobuheshide。
minzuiweixiao，“meiyoushenmeheshibuheshide，woxuyaojiaren，nixuyaoquqi，zheijiushiyuanfen。”
shuowandilaiyitazhi，“nixiankankanba。”
额……
gaopengyihuojieguolaiyikanshale，shiliangfenxieyi。
yifenshihunqiancaichandengjixieyi，yifenxiemingdeshifuqiyiwu。
caichandengjishangbiaozhuzhesutianjiaodechanye，tazijiyougemeirongliansuodian，zaiquanguogediyousishiduojiafendian，zheijiasirenhuisuoyeshitade，haiyouxiefangchan。
妥妥的富婆！
youdianqipadeshifuqiyiwuxieyi，qizhongyitiaoguidingxianshihunyinian，shihunqineifenjubukeyipengta。
ruguoyinianhoutajuedemanyi，keyilvxingqizideyiwu，bumanyijiulihun。
budanruci，meiyuehaihuijiyiwankuaiqianlinghua，lihunhouyicixingbuchangwubaiwan。
kandaozheili，gaopengchayitaitou，“niyaobaoyangwo？”
“shijiehun，nitongyidehua，xiawujiukeyiqudengjilingzheng。”
额……
tianshangdiaoxialaigedaxianbing，bagaopengzadeyoudianmeng，youdianhuanbuguoshener。
“fangxinba，nimeishenmekeyirangwotumoude。”
tingdaozheijugaopengxiaole，biaomianshangkanqilaiqueshiruci。
jialiguodeyixianghenjieju，weilezheicixiangqin，nvercaijimaileshenliangqianduokuaiqiandexizhuang。
chanyejiugengbietile，kailejiaxiaochaoshiweichishenghuo，nvershangxuehuaxiaoda，youshihaidequlaowaikuaicainengyanghuo。
jiantabuhangsheng，sutianjiaoyouziguzideshuodao。
“yaoshuonengrangwomanyidedifang，yezhiyounishigehaofuqin，henchongyanan，yihouduiwodenveryeyinggaibuhuicha。”
“你认识她？”
gaopengyuefayihuo，zijinvershenmedexingzuiqingchu，beiyangchenglenvhanzi，haiyoudianpi，zenmehuirenshizheizhonggaodangbaifumei。
sutianjiaoyiliankuxiaobude，“nibuzhidaoma，yananhewonvershiguimi，ruguobushitamensongyong，woyebuhuixiangdaozheibanfa。”
靠！
gaopengzhidaotanvershisheile，jingchangqujialicengfansuyuanyuan，kanlaishisuimuxing。
“haole，xianqianziba。”
yizhibidilai，gaopengquemeijie，sixiaofeixiaodekanzheta。
“nishibushijuedewotesha，jiandaonijiuhuibeimideshenhundiandaorenpingbaibu？”
sutianjiaolenglexia，“kanlaiyananshenmedoumeigennishuo。wozuijinyudaoledianmafan，bixujiehuncaikeyi，yananshuonihennengda，zuibupadejiushimafan。kuangqietayuanbenjiushi**nver，yougenyuanyuanxingyingbuli，niyeyizhidanshen，zanmenliangjiacouyijiahenheshi。”
这是什么奇葩理由！
过家家呢？
gaopengdafanbaiyan，zhuangchuyifudanqieyangzi，“qishiba，wozuipamafan，nihaishizhaogemendanghuduideba。”
sutianjiaowanwanmeixiangdaotajingranjujue，manmandezixindangranwucun。
“haiyou，wohaimeijieguohunni，yananzhishiyangnv，jiusuanzhaoyebuhuizhaobiwodahaojisuihaierhunde。”
kanzhetayilianxianqideyangzi，zheixialundaosutianjiaomengle，shashadekanzhetadilaishenfenzheng，shangmianxiezhecaiershibasui。
gaoyananhesutianjiaokedoushanglegaozhong，zijijinniansanshiwu，yijingshizaoyu，quebitahaidaqisui！
“nihuoniwaile，nizaishuoyibianshishi？”
yishengjiaoheturanxiangqi，congliwuchongchulaiyigegaotiaoshenying，shenshouningzhugaopengerduo。
shengaozuiqimayimiqiwu，shencaihuobao，wuguanwanmeidedapeizaiguazilianshang，queliuzhecuntou，youxiezhongxinghua。
“tenga，woshayemeishuo。”
“dangwolonga，jiunizheilandexing，jiganniangtixiedoubupei，haibuganjinqianzi。”
“zuzong，nidiewojianbangzhai，dingbuqineimedanaodai。haomenquanshifeiduo，zanmenguozijixiaorizibudele。”
“buxing，woyaodangfuerdai。”
额……
gaopengyinaomenheixian，zuipanvergenzijinao，kezheiyaoqiuhaizhenbuhaomanzu。
sutianjiaolianshangyoudianguabuzhule，quanjiedao，“suanle，jiudangshixiangqinshibaiba。”
“ganniang，bietingtade，zheihuojiushiyitianbudashangfangjiewa。”
gaoyananyilegaopengdebozi，“zanliangchuqutantan。”
“tannimeia！songshoue，zaishangliangshangliang。”
zheicaishidangdiedemeidangdieyang，dangnverdeyemeidangnveryang。
sutianjiaokuxiaobudekanzhetaliangzuohao，shenxiyikouqipingfuxinqing，qiangxiaoxunwen。
“你想商量什么？”
gaopengbajixiazui，“kannideyangzi，zaojiuxinruzhishui，duinanrenmeixingqu，zhishibajiehundangchenglezuoshengyieryi。buruzheiyang，zanmenbaxieyigaiyixia，niguwodangjiazhangfu，yinianhoujiwowubaiwanfenshoufeijiuxingle。”
niutoukanxianggaoyanan，“zheixianinengdangfuerdaile，manyileba。”
gaoyananquehenhenyidengyan，“nizuzongwoshitancaiderenma？”
“nayounverbianzhehuayangbifuqinqulaopodedaoli，feibiwofanlianshiba？”
“nifanlianshishi，wohaoqidaie。”
啊！
gaopengzhenxiangfachuyishengtuboshubandenahan，zuitaoyanmafanshangshen，kezheizuzongjiushiqianshiyuanjia，mafanzhizaozhe。
jiantayilianyinchen，gaoyananyudiaoshaohuan，“yourenqifuganniang，nijiubangbangtabei，qiuqiunile，haobuhaoma。”
henjiumeitingtasajiaole，gaopengqileyishenjipigeda。
duosuolexia，meihaoqihuiying，“wogangcaibushishuolema，jiabanyinianfuqi。”
niutoukanxiangsutianjiao，“niyebuxiangnongchengzhenfuqiba。”
youbuleyiju，“jiusuanxiang，yexiuxiangkenwozheikenencao。”
sutianjiaozhangdayourenshuangchun，jitadeyiwaishizaitaiduole。
kanchutagenbenbutancai，shizhendebuxiangquziji。
zijiyeyoubeixianqideyitian！
zheirangtahenqinao，youyushidiyici，nongdebuzhidaogairuhebiaodazheifenxinqing。
zaicishenxiyikouqipingfuxinqing，guzuoyouyahuiying，“neihaoba，jiuqianyinianguyonghetong。”
gaoyananhaibuganxinxiangshuoshenme，quebeigaopengdengleyiyan。
pingshisuiranmeidameixiao，neishiyinweizhidaotachongziji，quehenpatazhenshengqi。
yanzhuzhuandong，fanzhenghaiyouyinianshijianxiangchu，jiubuxintamencabuchuhuohua，huaixiaozheqishenquliwuzhaosuyuanyuanshuoqiaoqiaohua。
qipaomeinvkanshaziyiyangnazouxieyixiugai，gaopenghesutianjiaomomohecha，yishijiansheidoumeishuohua。
haishisutianjiaorenbuzhule，“ganjuenibushiyibanren，nandaojiuganxinpingfanyibeizi？”
“wojiushigeputongpimin，pingfanshibenfen，congbuwangxiang。。”
shuowantataochuzhoubabadeyanhe，nachuyigendianran，henyouzaidechouzhe。
sutianjiaoganjueganjuebuduijinger，putongrenchucijinruzheili，jueduibuhuiruciqingsong，genhekuangzijihaizaigentatanhunlunjia。
hualihuawaidoushikanbushangziji，buhuixinlihuoshishengliyoushenmewentiba？
renbuzhuwendao，“nizheixienianyizhimeizhaonvpengyou，shibushiyoushenmenanyanzhiyin？”
额……
gaopengnaomenqingjinzhibeng，“wohenzhengchang，zhiduimeinvganxingqu，zhibuguohaimeiyudaoheshideeryi。”
“bielaotaodeshuoxiangzhaozhenai！”
sutianjiaozhishitadeshuangyan，wanweidexiaole，“nibushixiangxinaiqingderen，woruguoshixinruzhishui，nijiushiqingxinguayu。”
“niyisishizanlianghenbanpeima，jiranzheimeyouchengyi，keyijiniyigezhuiqiuwodejihui。”
什么人啊！
sutianjiaoyouzhongxiangxianzhuozidechongdong，zijinayongdezhezhuiqiubieren，neixiezhuiqiuzijidecangyingdoukuairangrenfansile。
gaopengjieguoqipaomeinvdilaidexinxieyi，saoleyankaishiqianzi，erandeyoukandaotanalaizijijiadehukouben，youyaozoushenfenzhengqufuyin。
坑爹啊！
实打实被女儿卖了。
haozaitazheirensuiyueran，shiyizhici，meizaijiujie，henzhengzhongxunwen。
“niyudaoleshenmemafan？”
sutianjiaoyouyulexia，“yuanyuandefuqinchuyule。”
“xianggennifuhun，zheicaisuibianzhaogerenjiale？”
ruguozhishidangdangjianpai，mafandaoyebuda，quekandaosutianjiaoliansebiandeyinchen。
yaoyaqiechihuiying，“woyemeijieguohun，dangnianshi……shitaqiangxing，zheicaiyouleyuanyuan。neijiushigeemo，houlaibeizhua，jiashangqitazuimingpanlesihuan，keximeisizaidalaoli！”
xiangqibukanhuishoudewangshi，sutianjiaoshuangshousisizuanzhequnzi，zijizheiyibeizijiuzheimehuile，qinengbuhen。
gaopengdianlediantou，kanlaimafanhaizhenbuxiao，neizhong**kebujiangdaoli，zhinengerenziyouerenmo。
呸！
老子是个好人！
jiantaliansebianhuan，haiyiweishihaipale，sutianjiaoanfudao。
“niyebuyongpa，yijinggulebaobiao，buhuiyoushenmeshide。”
gaopengxiaole，“tajiaoshenme？”
“maxiaotian，majiazhangzi。”
teyikanzhegaopengdebiaoqing，jiantameishenmefanying，zheicaisongkouqi。
genbenjiubuzhidao，gaopengliangerbuwenchuangwaishi，genbenjiubuzhidaoshenmemajia，youyoushenmenengliang。
“xianchifanba，xiawuqudengjilingzheng。”
sutianjiaoyaoqinggaopengquleliwu，jiusuanyiqiedouanzhaojihuajinxing，zhishiyouledianxiaochaqu，xinqinghaishijiqifuza，buganxinjiuzheimebazijijialechuqu。
gaopengkanleyanzuozaigaoyananshenbiandesuyuanyuan，tajichenglesutianjiaodeyouliangjiyin，quemeiyoujichengneiguzigaoguiyouyaqizhi。
piaoliangguipiaoliang，quexiandeqieqiede，dizhetoubuhangsheng。
jianguotahenduoci，zaoyixiguan，zhidaoyouqingweidezibizheng，weiyidepengyoujiushisutianjiao，congxiaoxueliangrenjiuzaiyiqi。
antanzijizheidangdiedezhenbuhege，nverguimidejiatingzhuangkuangyiwusuozhi，shenzhidoubuzhidaotashenmeshihourenlesutianjiaodangleganniang。
gangkaishishangcai，fangmenqueturanbeirenyijiaochuaikai，yigeguangtouhanzinuqichongchongzoulejinlai，hedesuyuanyuansuojingaoyananhuaili。
sutianjiaolianseyibian，meixiangdaoguyongdebaobiaoneimecai，jingranmeilanzhuren，shenshouyipaizhuozinuhechusheng。
“maxiaotian，nibietaiguofen！”
maxiaotianlianpichoudong，qiangrennuqipeixiaolian，“jiaojiaonibieshengqi，wozhishiyishiqingji。”
kankanhehuaidesuyuanyuan，youganjinhong，“baobeier，babashilaikannilaile。”
“nibushitababa，gunchuqu。”
cishidesutianjiaozaiyemeilegaoguiduanzhuang，jiuxiangshiyigepofu，naqicanjujiureng。
maxiaotianganjinshanduo，pahedaohaizituidaowaiwu，jiaohanchusheng，“neigesheisheishei，nichulaixia。jiaojiaonifangxin，wozhishigentatantan，buhuizenmeyang。”
sutianjiaolianseyibian，yishidaozijishenbianyoujianxi，yaoburanmaxiaotianjueduibuhuizheimekuaizhidaozijiyaojiehundeshi。
“laogao，biebatadasi，daduantadisantiaotuijiuxingle。”
gaoyananyidianbupa，louzhesuyuanyuanqihong。
gaopengmeihaoqidedengletayiyan，“shuoduoshaocile，jiaodie，biejiaolaogao，bawodoujiaolaole。”
qishenwangwaizou，sutianjiaodanxindeyizhuatagebo，“biechuqu，baojingba。”
“meishi，youxierennibupanta，tabuzhidaohuaerweishenmeneiyanghong。”
gaopengbaikaitadeshoudatabuwangwaizou，gaoyananweikongtianxiabuluan。
“laogaojiayou，batanvechenggou。”
shiqingyinzijierqi，sutianjiaosuiranshinvren，queyebushimeidandangderen，jingenqihou。
yichumenkandaomaxiaotianduzizhanzaiyuanzili，zijidebaobiaobuzhisuozong。
kandaoliangrenyiqichulai，sutianjiaohaibanduozaigaopengshenhou，maxiaotianyanzhongluchuyinhenshense。
“jiaojiao，niderenmeishi，douzaiwaimianni，wonenggentadandutantanma？”
haibudengsutianjiaoshuoshenme，gaopengniushenqingningtadelianjia。
“乖，进屋去。”
taiduonianmeiyoubeinanrenchupengguo，sutianjiaodexinyizhan，kandaotazixindeyangzi，xinlimeilaiyouhentashi，quebamaxiaotianyaoqifengle。
“你小心点。”
suizhesutianjiaotuihuifangjian，gaopengbamenguanle，niutouzouxiangmaxiaotian，lizhehenjincaitingxia。
maxiaotianturanfaxianyigewenti，zijideyangtoukanzheta，zheijiahuohaiqiangzhuangdeyaoming，jiroudoukuaibayifuchengkai。
ketazhuanghanjianduole，gengshigehenren，yilianzhengningdihe，“wobuxianghedaonver，xiaozi，kaigejia。”
“shinizijigun，haishiwobanirengchuqu？”
zheihuidakebushimaxiaotianxiangyaode，liansegengshizhengning。
kanlaizijizaiyulidaidetaijiu，henduorenyijingwangleminghao。
qiangrenzhedongshoudechongdong，piaoleyanxuyandefangmen，youyadishengyin。
“biebushihaodai，buguantagunihuaduoshaoqian，youminghuacaixing，wochushuangbei。”
“嘭！”
gaopengyigetouchuizazaitanaomenshang，maxiaotiangenbenmeilaidejifanying，zhijieshuaidaozaidi，rouyankejianqileyigedabao，renyijingyunleguoqu。
什么玩意！
wanyaozhuaizhuyitiaotui，zhijietuoxiangyuanmen。
yuanmenwaiyibangrenzhengzaixianliaodengdai，mudengkoudaikanzhetangtangmajiadashao，xiangshisigouyiyangbeirenglechulai。
yixierenzuilidiaodexiangyandiaoluo，jiujiumeifanyingguolai。
jiantaniushenyaojinqu，yigejiahuozheicaihuishen，cuanbudaolejinqian。
“嘭！”
haimeidengtachusheng，yijiaojiubeichuaifei，zhongzhongdezazaiyiliangqicheshang，jiangchedouzadeaojinquyikuai。
“naozishibushiyoubing，feiderangwozheisiwenrendongcu，dougundan！”
斯文人？
你骗鬼呢！
zheixiejiahuodaoyebushimaxiaotianderen，tagangchuyumeiliangtian，haimeidazaozijibandi，doushijielaide。
maxiaotianyijinghunmiwufaxialing，dailaiderenduoyishiburushaoyishi，zheicimeirenzailanzhegaopeng。
“ni……nizenmezheimeshengmeng！”
sutianjiaoyijingzhanzaiyuanzili，biechuzheimeyijuhua。
“haibushiweileni。”gaopengmeihaoqidigu。
“ma，tajiuneigesidexing，bielihui。”
gaoyanandehuayucongwulichuanlai，gaopengzhinengyouyuandefanbaiyan，jiuneimequemuaima，zheijiukaishijiaomale！
suanle，jiehunjiujiehunba，zhiyaoxiaozuzongkaixinjiucheng。
zheiyikegaopengzhongyuyishidaozheixienianzijihulveleshenme，zijiyigedalaoyemenduzidaizheyigenvhai，jiusuanzaichongtayeyouqueshi。
kuangqiehaiziyijingshiliusui，zhengshimengdongnianji，haoduoshiqingyemeibanfagenzijishuo，yegaijitazhaogema。
gaopengbamaxiaotiandayun，zuikaixindeshisutianjiao，kanxiangtashiganjuekaishishunyan。
shuohuadoubuzaineimeshengfen，daqudao，“nizenmejiaohaizide，jiurangtazheimeshuoni？”
gaopengzhishikuxiao，bianchengchongwakuangmodangranshiyouyuanyinde，keyouxieshishimimi，zhinengmaizaixinli，yongyuanbunengshuochulai。
buyoudexiangqibanianqianneizhuangcanan，kuijiuzhixinyingraoxintou！