第6章 老公碰巧遇上我的葬礼

di6zhanglaogongpengqiaoyushangwodezangli

zaiwohexieyunanyizhixindemuguangzhong,mengyizhidakaileshizhiyindeshouji。

「nizijikanba,tagandehaoshi!womeizhuijiuyijingshikuanrongdadule。」

shoujiliaotianjiluli,mimimamadeyipianhongzi,daduoshibukanrumudezhouma。

「sijianren,qiangwolaogong,ganjinqusi!」

「huogainideyiyuzheng,dezheizhongbinghaihuozheganshenme,buruzaodiansilesuanle!」

jihumeitiandouyouzheiyangdemanma,zuijinyitiaodeshijianzhengshizuotianwanshang。

「dengwobahaizishengxialai,wokannihaizenmegouyinwolaogong!daoshihoutakemeishijianguanni,youbingjiuchenzaoqusi!」

xieyuyuekanshenqingyuebingleng,worendousile,zenmekenengshiwofadeni?

「jiuyinweizheidianmeitoumeiweide“zhengju”,nijiubuxiangxinshishi?nigenwohuiquliaolixixidehoushi!」

mengyizhiyibashuaikaitadeshou。

「yaobushiyinyinzuotianyouxiangtoutouzishabeiwofaxian,wodouxiangbudaoyanxinxinengzheimeedu!duiyigezhongduyiyuzhenghuanzheshuozheixie,hesharenyoushenmequbie?」

「menggege,doushiwotaorenyan,nibuyaozaiguanwole!」

mengyizhiqingpaitadejianbang,xianghongxiaohaiyiyang。

「yinyin,zheijianshidoutamendecuo,nifangxinwoyijingdinghaolewanyan,jintianshinideshengri,woyidinghuihaohaobuchangni。」

xieyuduitachedishiwang,xianedilinbaozouren。

「xingmengyizhi,nibugenwohuiquyehao,nibupeichuxianzaixixidezanglishang。」

「nixianzaihetajiuchanbuqingzheimexinrenta,daoshihoubiehouhui!」

xieyuzoule,ketabaolishuaichudewenjianhaizaidishang。

woqinyankanzhemengyizhijianqilesiwangzhengming,jiashuqianzipangqianzhepopodemingzi。

tadaidaidikanzhezhengming,lianshangfuxianchuyouyujiujiedeshenqing,yinweipoposhijuebukenengkaizheizhongwanxiaode。

shizhiyinkanjianhouquezaiyibiangankai。

「wozhenxianmuyanjiejie,youneimeduorenaita,lianayidouyuanyipeitasahuanghunao。」

mengyizhilikesisuilebaogao,lishengchizedao;「womazuichongaita,taqueguhuowomaganzheizhongshi,dengwohuijiayidinghaohaojiaoyuta!」

wozhenshiqiguai,zheimeduozhenxiangbaizaitamianqian,taqueweiduduishizhiyindehuashenxinbuyi。

或许这就是真爱吧。

8

「yinyin,nixianqucantingdengwo,woququdingzuodedangao。」

mengyizhibiankaiche,bianshibushinashoufuyixiafujiashishangdedangao。

tahengzhegekanxiangchuangwai,turanshixianlichuangruyixingchuanzhesangfuderen。

「真晦气。」

tagangzhouzhemeitoushuowan,turanliansedabian,mengdecaizhuchache。

woshunzhetademuguangwangguoqu,kanjianlebeizhongrenweizhudepopo。

jitianbujian,popoqiaocuilexuduo,chuanzheheisedelifuxiongkoubiezhebaihua,shoulijinjinlouzheyigehezi。

tashenhouderenshoulibaozhewodeheibaiyixiang,zhaopianshangwoxiaodezhengcanlan。

「ma,nimenzheibushihunaoma?」

mengyizhixiachezhengxiangzhize,popokanjianshita,erhuabushuojiletayibazhang,biankubianchuixiongkou。

「wozenmehuishengxianizheigenizi?xiaoxichushinibuwenbuwen,lianhoushidoububangmangliaoli,niduideqitabamashemingjiunima!」

mengyizhizhouqimeitou:「tazenmekenengsile,tazuotianhaifalexiaoxi,nidengzhe,woxianzaijiudadianhuajita!」