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houbanye,woshuidebingbuanning。
xushizuowanmeiyouchiwanfanweitongdenanshou。
tianmengmengliang,wojiujiaolepaotui。
haoburongyiyoudiankunyi,quetingdaowaimianchuanchushengxiang。
xiangzhedagaishipaotuidaole,woqiangchengqishenti。
yidaoketing,quekandaozhangyaogenyuyinyin。
zhangyaoyileng:“laopo,nibiewuhui,yinyintajiatingleshuidian,zaiwomenjiazhu......”
我二话不说冲上前。
“niganmalaopo!”zhangyaosisidilanzhulewo。
“biejiaowolaopo!”woxianggefengziyiyangchongtadahou,zhizheyuyinyin,“ni,jiwotuodiaoyifu!”
neijianmaoyi,shiwomaqushiqianrenzhebingtongyizhenyixianjiwozhide。
tazhidaowopaleng,pawochuandebunuanhe。
zhangyaotamingmingzhidaoneishiwomasongwodezuihouyifenliwu,quehaizongrongyuyinyin。
lianwozijidoushebudechuan,tadaodipingshenme?!
“bushi,baiyuanniyoubingba?bujiuchuanlejianniyi......”
“nibizui!”wonushengyihou,naoziwengwengwengditeng。
“duibuqi,yuanyuanjie,wozhishitailenglesuoyicai......ayao,bieweiwoheyuanyuanjiechaojia......wotuo......”
tayanleishuadiyixiawangxiadiao,kanzhekelianjile。
zhishizhijiangangyichupengdaoyiling,zhangyaojiuanzhuletadeshou。
“goulebaiyuan!nixianzaizenmegengepofuyiyang,nijianzhitairangwoshiwangle!”
“yinyin,biepa,youwozaisheidoubunengqifuni。”tacetouanweizheyuyinyin,ertazuilidelaopo,jiuzhanzaitamenmianqian。
我笑了一声。
“啊......”
wohaimeipengdaoyuyinyin,jiubeizhangyaoyitui,shuaidaozaidi。
wotangzaidishang,hunshendouzaimaozhelenghan,weijiaotongdiwokuaiyaowufahuxi。
dagaishiwodeliansetaiguocanbai,zhangyaoyishiyebeihezhule。
“laoponizenmele,womeiyongneimedalia,nibiehewo,womashangsongni......”tahuahaimeishuowan,jiutingdaoyuyinyindechouqisheng。
张耀立马撇下我。
“meishi,ayao,butengde......”
wolengyankanzhetaneiliezhideyanji,yejiuzhiyouzhangyaozheigeshazixin。
tabaoqiyuyinyin,gangzouliangbu,turanxiangdaodishanghaiyougewo。
tayouxieweinandikanzhewo。
danhenkuaijiuzuochulejueding。
“laoponichenghuiera,woxiansongyinyinquyiyuan。”
shuowan,zaimeihuitoukanwoyiyan。
worenzhetong,dale120。
tangzaibingchuangshang,kandaogebideyiduimunv,yanleidaodibuzhengqididiaoxialai。
woxiangqiwomazhongbingzhuyuandeneiduanrizi,shizhangyaopaoshangpaoxia,youyaoguzhegongsideshi,haidehewozhaoguwoma。
womajiuhewoshuo:“xiaoyaozheihaizikanzhetingkaopuduiniyeshangxin,yaoshinatianmabuzaile,mazaididixiayefangxin。”
kerujinbuguojinian,jiuyiwushirenfei。
到底是错付了。
xiawulvshigaosuwo,shuotaneiyijingchulituodang,zhidengwokaikou。
woyeyijingdinghaolejipiao,mingtianxiawuliudianfeiwangbeichengdejipiao。
xiangdaoci,wohuleyikouqi。
henkuaijiuyaogenzheilishuozaijianle。
huidaojiadeshihou,yijinghenwanle。
gangyitajinmen,jiuwendaoketinglipiaodangzhexiangqi。
zhangyaoweizheweiqunpaochulai。
“laopo,huijiafaxiannibuzai,hesiwole,wojiniaolezhou,nikuaizuo。”
太阳打西边出来了?
我心里纳闷。
tafuzhuwojianbang,rangwozuozaizhuozishang。
youdaochufang,duanleyiwanrehuhudezhoufangwomianqian:“laopo,changchangweidaozenmeyang?”
wowangzhemianqiandezhou,jingyingtouliangdexiaren,kelibaomandemili,weiyiyihande,shizhoushangpuleyicengconghua。
jianwoshizhongbudongkuai,zhangyaozuobuzhule:“laopo,shibuheniweikou?niyaobuxihuan,wozaizhongxinquzhuyifen?”
jianwohaishibushuohua,zhangyaohanjiandizuolibuan:“laopo,nishibushihaizaishengwoqi,wofaxianniyijulideyifudoubujianle,nishibushi......”
“yifujiule,gaihuanxindele。”
“shishishi,mingtianwojiupeiniquguangshangchang,wodelaopozheimepiaoliang,jiugaidabandepiaopiaoliangliangdi,tiantiandouchuanxinyifu。”taxiaole,rouyankejiandifangsonglexialai。
我却只感觉好笑。
tazheishi,danxinwolikai?
haishishuo,shizuolekuixinshipawofaxiantiqianmibu?
xiawuwojiufaxianyuyinyinzaigongsixiaoqunfalejizhangzhaopian。
“wa,yinyin,zheishinagedalaosongdeya,zheikuanbaokeshi**ban,qiweishuni!”
“zheigexianglianyeshiquanqiuzuixinkuan,wodouyanchanhaojiule,xianmujiduhena!”
群里的人迅速刷榜。
guolehaoyihuieryuyinyincaichulaihuifu。
“aiya,baoqiandajia,woshouhuabuxiaoxinfacuole,nimenbiezaiwenlela,duibuqidaraodajiala,qinghulveo。”
yuyinyinhenkuaijialewo,ta“wurenwei”woshigongsiyuangong,jiwofalegehongbaobiaoshiqianyi。
woshunshoudiankailetapengyouquan。
zuixinyitiaodeliuyanshi:“buxiaoxinshoushangshangle,qinaidexintenghuailejiwomailehaoduoliwu,aiyaya,ganjueyidiandoubutengleni,jiuzheiyangtiantianniannianyizhizouxiaquba......”
futushiliwuzhaopianhaiyouliangrenqianshouhezhao。
hongyuyinyin,shidajibaiwandeliwu,erwo,zhiyouyiwanfangleconghuadelianjiazhou。
zhangyaotasihushizhenwangle,wocongbuchiconghua。
wozhanqishen,manshenpijuan:“woleile,xiangxianhuifangxiuxi。”
kediertian,zhangyaohaishishiyanle。
woxiangzheshizuihouyitian,neijiuzaikanyiyanzheizuochengshiba。
zaishiyijianshiyifudeshihou,quetingdaowaimianchuanlaishuxideshengyin。
“ayao,nikanzheijianzenmeyang?”
congmenkouwangqu,shiyuyinyinnazheyijianqunzizaixinggaocailiedibihua。
kezhangyaoqueyouxiexinbuzaiyan。
woyemeizaiyi,nazheyifujiuyaochuqu。
可却突然听到一声。
“爸爸。”
wodunzhujiao,taitouquwang。
yigexiaonanhaibaozhezhangyaodegebochaotasajiao:“babababa,woyaoyouxijiyouxiji,jiwomaima......”