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houbanye,woshuidebingbuanning。

xushizuowanmeiyouchiwanfanweitongdenanshou。

tianmengmengliang,wojiujiaolepaotui。

haoburongyiyoudiankunyi,quetingdaowaimianchuanchushengxiang。

xiangzhedagaishipaotuidaole,woqiangchengqishenti。

yidaoketing,quekandaozhangyaogenyuyinyin。

zhangyaoyileng:“laopo,nibiewuhui,yinyintajiatingleshuidian,zaiwomenjiazhu......”

我二话不说冲上前。

“niganmalaopo!”zhangyaosisidilanzhulewo。

“biejiaowolaopo!”woxianggefengziyiyangchongtadahou,zhizheyuyinyin,“ni,jiwotuodiaoyifu!”

neijianmaoyi,shiwomaqushiqianrenzhebingtongyizhenyixianjiwozhide。

tazhidaowopaleng,pawochuandebunuanhe。

zhangyaotamingmingzhidaoneishiwomasongwodezuihouyifenliwu,quehaizongrongyuyinyin。

lianwozijidoushebudechuan,tadaodipingshenme?!

“bushi,baiyuanniyoubingba?bujiuchuanlejianniyi......”

“nibizui!”wonushengyihou,naoziwengwengwengditeng。

“duibuqi,yuanyuanjie,wozhishitailenglesuoyicai......ayao,bieweiwoheyuanyuanjiechaojia......wotuo......”

tayanleishuadiyixiawangxiadiao,kanzhekelianjile。

zhishizhijiangangyichupengdaoyiling,zhangyaojiuanzhuletadeshou。

“goulebaiyuan!nixianzaizenmegengepofuyiyang,nijianzhitairangwoshiwangle!”

“yinyin,biepa,youwozaisheidoubunengqifuni。”tacetouanweizheyuyinyin,ertazuilidelaopo,jiuzhanzaitamenmianqian。

我笑了一声。

“啊......”

wohaimeipengdaoyuyinyin,jiubeizhangyaoyitui,shuaidaozaidi。

wotangzaidishang,hunshendouzaimaozhelenghan,weijiaotongdiwokuaiyaowufahuxi。

dagaishiwodeliansetaiguocanbai,zhangyaoyishiyebeihezhule。

“laoponizenmele,womeiyongneimedalia,nibiehewo,womashangsongni......”tahuahaimeishuowan,jiutingdaoyuyinyindechouqisheng。

张耀立马撇下我。

“meishi,ayao,butengde......”

wolengyankanzhetaneiliezhideyanji,yejiuzhiyouzhangyaozheigeshazixin。

tabaoqiyuyinyin,gangzouliangbu,turanxiangdaodishanghaiyougewo。

tayouxieweinandikanzhewo。

danhenkuaijiuzuochulejueding。

“laoponichenghuiera,woxiansongyinyinquyiyuan。”

shuowan,zaimeihuitoukanwoyiyan。

worenzhetong,dale120。

tangzaibingchuangshang,kandaogebideyiduimunv,yanleidaodibuzhengqididiaoxialai。

woxiangqiwomazhongbingzhuyuandeneiduanrizi,shizhangyaopaoshangpaoxia,youyaoguzhegongsideshi,haidehewozhaoguwoma。

womajiuhewoshuo:“xiaoyaozheihaizikanzhetingkaopuduiniyeshangxin,yaoshinatianmabuzaile,mazaididixiayefangxin。”

kerujinbuguojinian,jiuyiwushirenfei。

到底是错付了。

xiawulvshigaosuwo,shuotaneiyijingchulituodang,zhidengwokaikou。

woyeyijingdinghaolejipiao,mingtianxiawuliudianfeiwangbeichengdejipiao。

xiangdaoci,wohuleyikouqi。

henkuaijiuyaogenzheilishuozaijianle。

huidaojiadeshihou,yijinghenwanle。

gangyitajinmen,jiuwendaoketinglipiaodangzhexiangqi。

zhangyaoweizheweiqunpaochulai。

“laopo,huijiafaxiannibuzai,hesiwole,wojiniaolezhou,nikuaizuo。”

太阳打西边出来了?

我心里纳闷。

tafuzhuwojianbang,rangwozuozaizhuozishang。

youdaochufang,duanleyiwanrehuhudezhoufangwomianqian:“laopo,changchangweidaozenmeyang?”

wowangzhemianqiandezhou,jingyingtouliangdexiaren,kelibaomandemili,weiyiyihande,shizhoushangpuleyicengconghua。

jianwoshizhongbudongkuai,zhangyaozuobuzhule:“laopo,shibuheniweikou?niyaobuxihuan,wozaizhongxinquzhuyifen?”

jianwohaishibushuohua,zhangyaohanjiandizuolibuan:“laopo,nishibushihaizaishengwoqi,wofaxianniyijulideyifudoubujianle,nishibushi......”

“yifujiule,gaihuanxindele。”

“shishishi,mingtianwojiupeiniquguangshangchang,wodelaopozheimepiaoliang,jiugaidabandepiaopiaoliangliangdi,tiantiandouchuanxinyifu。”taxiaole,rouyankejiandifangsonglexialai。

我却只感觉好笑。

tazheishi,danxinwolikai?

haishishuo,shizuolekuixinshipawofaxiantiqianmibu?

xiawuwojiufaxianyuyinyinzaigongsixiaoqunfalejizhangzhaopian。

“wa,yinyin,zheishinagedalaosongdeya,zheikuanbaokeshi**ban,qiweishuni!”

“zheigexianglianyeshiquanqiuzuixinkuan,wodouyanchanhaojiule,xianmujiduhena!”

群里的人迅速刷榜。

guolehaoyihuieryuyinyincaichulaihuifu。

“aiya,baoqiandajia,woshouhuabuxiaoxinfacuole,nimenbiezaiwenlela,duibuqidaraodajiala,qinghulveo。”

yuyinyinhenkuaijialewo,ta“wurenwei”woshigongsiyuangong,jiwofalegehongbaobiaoshiqianyi。

woshunshoudiankailetapengyouquan。

zuixinyitiaodeliuyanshi:“buxiaoxinshoushangshangle,qinaidexintenghuailejiwomailehaoduoliwu,aiyaya,ganjueyidiandoubutengleni,jiuzheiyangtiantianniannianyizhizouxiaquba......”

futushiliwuzhaopianhaiyouliangrenqianshouhezhao。

hongyuyinyin,shidajibaiwandeliwu,erwo,zhiyouyiwanfangleconghuadelianjiazhou。

zhangyaotasihushizhenwangle,wocongbuchiconghua。

wozhanqishen,manshenpijuan:“woleile,xiangxianhuifangxiuxi。”

kediertian,zhangyaohaishishiyanle。

woxiangzheshizuihouyitian,neijiuzaikanyiyanzheizuochengshiba。

zaishiyijianshiyifudeshihou,quetingdaowaimianchuanlaishuxideshengyin。

“ayao,nikanzheijianzenmeyang?”

congmenkouwangqu,shiyuyinyinnazheyijianqunzizaixinggaocailiedibihua。

kezhangyaoqueyouxiexinbuzaiyan。

woyemeizaiyi,nazheyifujiuyaochuqu。

可却突然听到一声。

“爸爸。”

wodunzhujiao,taitouquwang。

yigexiaonanhaibaozhezhangyaodegebochaotasajiao:“babababa,woyaoyouxijiyouxiji,jiwomaima......”