第一章 压寨相公

dangjintianxiaduoqishi,qizhongzhiqidangshudongliguozuiduo。

xianshidonglihuangdifenghanchenyuqizuoxiangbailianfeihushengqingsu,zhaogaotianxiajiebainianzhihao,jinjiezhechaotangzhishangkongdonglihuangshihoujiwuren,dachenfenfenjinyanhuangdicelibaodijingwangweichujun。

ranerhuangdiqianjiaonizhi,shengzhishangdemoshuihaimeigan,houjiaojiujiedaojingwangfudexiaoxishuojingwangdianxialijiachuzoule。

皇帝:“……”

yushi,zaijingwangfuzhangshitaijianbanzhenbanjiadeguikulanghaoli,fenghanchendangchangzhileshouzhongdezouzhe,wushufenzhongjinxuanshangjinajingwangfenghanxingdehuangbanggaoshibianchengchibanglianyefeixiangledongliguogegejiaoluo。

yishijian,donglijuguoshangxiaxianqileyigu“qinwang”re,gezhongzhenzhenjiajiahuoyiechuanedesuoweiguanyu“jingwang”dexiaodaogushizaifangjiankouerxiangchuan。

renmenyibianbaqidangzuochayufanhoudexiaotannalaikandashan,yibianfenfenranzhitianmadikongsushidaobugong。

zuihou,suoyourendoudechutongyigejielun──shenjingbingba?youhuangweibuyao?hailijiachuzou?quanguimenzhenhuiwaner。

erfenghanxingzhei“huiwaner”de“shenjingbing”zijishitingbudaobierenduitadepingjiahezhidiande,tacikezhengzainiaobulashideshangougouli,shenyijiaoqianyijiaodeqianzhezailushangshuaichengbozidedagaomacaizainitanlizhunbeiduhe,yirenyimazhanzhanweiweidetaoming,shentilixingdizhanxianchuyifu“gudaoxifengshouma,taonanrenzaitianya”dehuamian。

shenhoudeshulinlidedongjingyouyuanjijindezhuileshanglai,yourenguaijiaoyisheng:“kandaole,zaineierni──xiongdimenbierangtapaole!”

yanjianzhezijiyijingbeishijigebangdayaoyuandedahanbaowei,fenghanxingaitanyisheng,yizhuanshenyichayao,nudao:“nimendaodiyouwanmeiwan?!xiaoyededongxidourangnimensouwanle!dajiadoushinanershen,nandaonimenhaiyaojiesebucheng?!”

weishoudeyirenqizaimabeishang,shigeluosaihuzidedanzhiyan,youyanshangdaizhegeyanzhao,wenyanlengleyixia,suijisuoyourenhongrandaxiaoqilai。

“nimenxiaoshenme?!”fenghanxingmomingqimiao。

danzhiyanmoleyibayanjiaoxiaochulaideyanlei,dao:“ainihaizhenshuoduile,yemenjigejintianjiushiyaojienidese!lairena,bangle!”

fenghanxingjingle!gangcaitazhishimeirenzhupinleyiju,wanwanxiangbudaojingranlaizhende!

fenghanxingzhengyaofankang,buxiangbeirenweishanglaizhidesiside,zuilihaibeisaijinquyikuaibuzhidaoganshenmeyongdepobu,dudetajiyuzuoou,yanjingdouhongle,kanqilaikelianxixixiangzhixiaobaitu,beituidaodanzhiyanmianqian。

danzhiyanfuxiashen,namabianqingpailejixiafenghanxingdelian,zeyisheng,“zheixiaobailianzhangdehaitingnende……nifangxin,yemenjigekebuhaoneikouer,jiunizheimoyangzhangde,zhenghewomenzhaizhudeyi!zhiyaonilushanglaoshibuluanpao,dengdaolewomenshantou,zhaizhukanshangleyaonizuogeyazhaixianggong,niyebuchikui!”

凤寒星:“……”

yihuorengendelezhanlipinside,jiangfenghanxingtuituisangsangtuodaomabeishang,chaoletiaoshanluwangshanliqule。

fenghanxingzaimashangyidianyidiandemimihuhuyunleguoqu,yebuzhiguoleduojiu,xinglaishifaxianzijishoujiaobeishengzibangle,genkuaimahuasidetangzaichuangshang。

wulibeiru、chuanglian、lazhudengdengquanshiputiangaididedahongse,shifenxiqing。liantazijishenshangdouluanqibazaotaoshangleyijiandahongpaozi。

fenghanxingyoujingle!zuoniuyouniudizuoleqilai,zhengyaozhaodongxijielezijishenshangdeshengzi,turantingjianmenwaiyizhenjiaobushengchuanlai,jinjiezheshikuangdangyixia,menbeizhuangkaideshengyin。

“相公!我来了!”

yigecuguangdeshenyingxiezhejiuweipuleguolai,fenghanxingbeiyadejihutuxue,fanzhebaiyanjiuyaozhongxinyunguoqu。

shenshangderenmomosuosuodebatafuleqilai,pailepaifenghanxingdelian,bingnadiaolesaizaitazuilidedongxi。fenghanxingjicudechuanlejidakouqi,yibiandalianglairen,yibianshuo:“ninini……nishishenmeren?!”

“wo?”neirenfangkaicusangmenxiaoleqilai,“woshinidexinhunfurenya!”

haojiahuo,tazheihuiercaikanqingleyanqianderen──yigebangdayaoyuanmanshenhengroudezhuanghan,dagaishiyinweihelejiu,baipangdedayuanlianshangciketouzhefeihongdeyanse,lianshangyitiaozhangzhangdedaobaxiandegewaizhengning。benlaijiubudadeyanjingxiaodemileqilai,zhengzhanglianzhishengyizhangzuizhenghalazhejiuqi,chongzhefenghanxingdezuijueqilaijiuyaoqin。

“什、什么?!”

cangtiana!!!jiuminga!!!

zheijianzhidianfuletaershinianlaiduizheigeshijiederenzhi!

fenghanxinghedefangfoyaoqushi,zuoshanyouduodeyaotaozou,naiheshenshangbangleshengzi,cai“rudong”lejixia,jiubeirentaishanyadingyiyangyadesiside。

“xianggong,niduoshenmeya?”

zheirenbaiguofenghanxingdelianyouyaolaiqinta。

fenghanxingjideganjinjiaoting,“dengdeng……dengyixia!”

“怎么了?”

“zheiwei……ng……”fenghanxingyanleyankoushui,“zheiwei、zheiweigongzi!youhuahaoshuo,womenbuyaodongshoudongjiaode,zheiyangshizaitaibuwenyale!”

daobanankanzheta,zhabazhabalianshangdeliangtiaofeng,suiji“pu──”deyipen,youxiaoleqilai。

fenghanxingshenzhinengkandaotakoulipenchulaidetuomoxingzi,shunjianjuedezheigerenkenengbuhaohunong,dunshixindiyiliang。