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kandaolihunxieyi,zhongrendoushidajing。
hexuanyandiyizhencitong,talazhuwodeshou,jihudaizheqiqiudekouqidao:“yanyan,nidaodishizenmele?nibuyaonaolehaoma?wozhendebunengmeiyouni,wogengbukenenghenilihun。”
womengdichouhuiwodeshou,yilianyanediyongshijincabeitawoguodebufen。
“woyidingyaoli,nibuyongzaifeihuale!”wohaobuliuqingdiduitadao。
qinqimenqizuibashedeyilunqilai:
“aiyoyo,daodishizenmehuishima?yigeyashuabeizhiyunaodaolihunma?”
“jiushia,shuochuqudourangbierenxiaohua!”
“haohaoderizibuguo,huaizheyunfeiyaonaolihun,zhenbuzhidaoshizenmexiangde。”
womabeishuodelianshangguabuzhu,tabenjiuaimianzi,xianzaibeizheimeduorenshuoxianhua,tazaiyerenbulele,chongdaowomianqian,choulewoyigeerguang。
“nigebuanfendedongxi,niyaoshiganlihun,jiubierenwozheigema!wojiudangmeishengguoni!”
tazheiyibazhangyongzuleliqi,wodelianbeitadade**ladeteng。
wodingzhetayijuyizididao:“nibenlaijiumeibawodangniqinnverba。”
“你!”
tayangqishouhaixiangdawo,beihexuanlanzhule。
“ma,yanyanhuaizheyunni,nanmianpiqibuhao,ninduodandai。”hexuanruanyuxiangquan,bataquanhuizuoweishang。
“nikankanrenjiahexuanduotitieni,nihaishenzaifuzhongbuzhifu!”womaqifendiduiwoshuo。
“ma,nixiaoxiaoqi,qianwanbieqihuaileshenzi。”chumumuweitarouzhexiongkou,anweita。
womawangmeilanyidieshengdegantan:“haishiwodemumuguai,yaoshimeiyouni,mamakezenmehuoa!”
我觉只觉得好笑。
wosuiranshiwangmeilandeqinshengnver,dancongchushengjiubeibaocuole,woyizhibeizaixiangxiadeyangfumuyangda,zhidaoshiwusuicaibeitamenzhaohui。
erwoneigesuoweidemeimei,chumumu,shiwoyangfumudeqinshengnver,quebeiwodeqinshengfumuyangda。
faxianbaocuoyihou,woyangfumubawosonghuichujia,kechumumuquebuyuanhuixiangxiahetaqinshengfumuzaiyiqi。
takuzhenaozhefeiyaoliuzaichujia,erwodeqinshengfumuyeshebudeta,duitadeganqingbiduiwoshendeduo,jiurangtaliulexialai。
wohuidaochujiayihou,suiranshiwangmeilanhechujianmingdeqinshengnver,dantamenshikegujichumumudeqingxu,shuopa**ta,duiwotaidushifenlengdan。
zaichujia,wozhinengchuanchumumuchuanguodeyifu,yongtayongwandedongxi。
zhiyaofumujiwomaixinyifu,chumumujiuhuiyoukuyounao,shuotamenbuaitale,tayaoqusi。
erwofumupatakunao,jiuzhinengweiquwo。
napaouerwoyongzijideyasuiqianmaiyijianxinyifu,yehuibeichumumuqiangzou。
wozhaofumugaozhuang,tamenzhihuishuo:“tashi**mei,nizuojiejiedeyinggairangzheta。”
kemingming,tazhibiwowanchushengjifenzhongeryia!