lianggerendehunliyijingguoquhenjiule,shenghuoyezhujianhuiguidaolechaimiyouyanzhizhong。
erlianggerendeshenghuochulemeiyouhaizi,dazhishangyeshihehemeimeide。
「laopo,womenjiehunyeyouliangnianle,shibushigaiyaogehaizile。」cishixuyantangzaichuangshang,yibianwanzheshouji,yibianduizhengzaifumianmodezhangjiaoyushuodao。
「zaidengyinianma,zanliangxianzaizhengshishiyedeshangshengqi,hekuangwoyehaimeiyouzhunbeihaoma,erqiexianzaizhichangjingzhengduojiliea,nixianzaifenxinyebuhaoma。」zhangjiaoyuweiweiyangzhetou,dansihaobuyingxiangshuohuadeyusu。
「huashizheimeshuo,kehaizikeyixianshengxialai,daoshihoukeyirangwobamatamendaia,erqielaorenjiayexiangzhebaosunzisunnvlea。」xuyanweiweifanbodao。
「nixianga,laogong,ruguowohuaiyunledehua,nidepeiwochanjianba,erqieyunfuhuaiyunzhihou,xinqingyebuhuihenhao,nidaoshihouyeyaopeiwoba,neibujiufenxinlema。」
「xianguolezheiduanzanliangshiyedemangliuqi,daoshihouzaiyaoyigema,haobuhaoma,laogong。」zhangjiaoyuzhabazhezijideyanjing,bashouwanzhuxuyandegebo,shengyinzhongmanshijiaohan,duizhexuyansajiaodao。
mianduicizhongchangjing,xuyanyewukenaihe,zhinengmiansebuyuedehuidadao「haoba,haoba,jialineimianwohuizaishuoyishuode。」
kanzhemiansebuyuedexuyan,zhangjiaoyuyezhinengcuicuideduixuyanshuodao「ouye,laogongzuihaola。」
tingzhezhangjiaoyudegongwei,xuyanzhinengdao「yongshilaogonghao,buyongdehua,laogongjiubuhaoleshiba。」
heiheihei,tingzhexuyandehua,zhangjiaoyufachuhanhandexiaosheng,zhinengshuodao「haola,haola,nishuijueba,wobamianmozhailexigelian,yeyaoshuijuele,mingtianhaiyaozaoqishangbanni。」
「ngngng,neijiuzheiyangba,niyeyaozaozaoshuie,neiwojiuxianshuile。」xuyancishihuidadao
zaixuyanhuidadeshihou,zhangjiaoyuyecongwoshilikai,xiangjialideweishengjianqule。
mianduiciyimu,xuyanyemeiyouzaishuoshenmele,zhishijingjingdexiaoleyixia,bianwanquantangdaodaochuangshang。
dengzhangjiaoyuzaihuilaideshihou,xuyanyijingshuizhele,zhangjiaoyuyemeiyoudaraoxuyan,zijinieshouniejiaodetangdaochuangshang,kaishilemeiyitiandexiuxi。
diertian,dangshoujideshijianzhixiangqidiandeshihou,dingdingding,dingdingdingdenaozhongshengkaishiwendingdexiangleqilai。
tingdaonaozhongdelianggeren,shifenbuqingyuandeshenchushou,guandiaonaozhong,danyijiudoumeiyouqichuang,ershijixuzaichuangshangtanglejifenzhong,caibuqingbuyuandecongchuangshangpaqilai,benfuxinyitiandeniumashenghuo。
banzhexiyangxixia,shizhenyezhixiangleliuzheigeshuzi,yedaibiaozheyitiandeniumashenghuoyijingjieshu,zhangjiaoyucongzijidegongweishangqishen,geboxiangshangjuqi,shenleyigelanyao。
zaishenwanlanyaohou,zhangjiaoyudeshoujiyeshishidexiangleqilai。
kanzheshoujishangguomozineizhangdadadedatouzhao,zhangjiaoyufachulewushengdexiao,bianbaweixindeshipindianhuajieqilai「zenmela,momo。」
「waiwaiwai,nishibushiwanglejintianjintianyaolaiwodedianli,changyichangwodianlidexincaipindema。nandaozheijiushiyoulelaogong,wangleguimima。」guomozizhijiejiuduizhangjiaoyufanwendao。
「meiyoua,zenmehuini,wozheibushigangxiabanma,xianzaizhengyaoguoquni,dayingnideshiwozenmehuiwangni!」zhangjiaoyudezuihenying,wanquanbuchengrenzijizaojiubazheijianshipaodaolenaohou。
「heng,zuihaoshizheiyang,neijiudenghuijianlou,wodengnie。」shuowanzheijuhua,guomozijiufengfenghuohuoliaoledianhua。
zhangjiaoyukanzheguaduandedianhua,dailejimiao,suihoubianbotonglelingyigedianhua。
dududu,suizhedianhuabeijieqi,zheigeshengyinyesuizhixiaoshi「zenmela,xiaoyu」xuyanjieqidianhuawendao。
「wojintiandayingleyaoqumomodedianlishichitadexincaipin,kenenghuihuiquwanyidian,huozhejintiankenengjiubuhuiqula,fandehua,kenengyaonizijijiejuela。」zhangjiaoyudeshengyinzhongchongmanleqianyi。
「a?eee,xingni,wozhidaole,neiniquba,fanwozijihuijiejuede」xuyandeyuqixianshijingya,houlaizeshiyishidaozijiwufagaibianzheijianshidetanranjieshou。
「heiheihei,haode,huiqulewojianglinichiqitadedongxie!」zhangjiaoyumanshiyouhuodeshuodao。
haimeidengxuyanshuoshenme,jiutingdaoshoujilichuanlaidianhuabeiguaduandemangyin。
yiwangyezongyouzheiyangdeshiqing,meicidoushishuokenenghuibulai,danshishishishiwanquanbuhuihuilai,dediertiancainengzaijiandaozijideqizi。
「shenmea,youshizheiyang。」xuyanyigerenziyanziyudao
xuyanshuowanzheijuhuahou,turanconghoufangmaochuleyigeshengyin「zenmela,yange,shiyoushenmeshiqingma。」litingchuxianzaixuyandeshenhou,duixuyanwendao。
litingzicongbiyehou,yeruzhilexuyansuozaidegongsi,hexuyanxianzaishiyigebumen,lianggerentaitoubujianditoujiande,xianzailianggerendeganqingxiangjiaoyuzhiqianyouleyixietisheng,yinweizheigeshiqing,zhangjiaoyuyehexuyanyouyixiemaodun,xianzaiyeduilitingzheigerenyouleyixieyijian。
tingdaolitingdewenhua,xuyanxiaolexiaoduilitinghuidadao「hai,meishenme,zhibuguoshijinwandezijiqujiejuewancan,meixianghaogaichishenmebale。」
tingdaozheihuadelitingyanqianyiliang,manlianxiaorongdeshuo「wozhidaoyouyijiaxinkaideriliaodian,jushuoweidaofeichangbucuo,wojinwanyemeishenmehaochide,buzhidaoyangenengbunengshangguangyiqichigefana。」
tingdaozheihuadexuyanmingxianyouxiechiyi,yiwanghelitingyeyouguodanduchifandeshihou,danbeizhangjiaoyuzhidaohou,lianggerennaoleyixiebieniu,yizhiyuxianzaixuyanbingbushihenganhelitingdanduchuquchifan。
kanzhemianqianyouxieyouyudexuyan,litingjixushuodao「haobuhaoma,yange。peiwoquchima,wozijiquyeguaiwuliaoa。」
kanzhemianqianzhabazheyanjing,kekelianliandekanzheta,youxiangdaozijiyigerenchifanqueshiguaiwuliao「neihaoba,nigaosuwoshinageriliaodian,wolaidingweizhi。」
「ouye!yangezuihaola,buyongnila,wolaidingweizhijiuhaola,denghuixiabanhou,yiqizoulou。」litinghuankuaidelikailezheili,sihushipaxuyanfanhuiyiyang。
kanzhezheiyimu,xuyanxiaolexiao,sihugangcaideyinmaixinqingyeyisaoerkongle。
huafenliangtou,cishizhangjiaoyuyijingdaodaleguomozidefandianzhong。
「zheilizheili,yu,woyuanyuandejiukandaonila,kuailai,kuailai,changchangwodianlixintuichudecaipin。」guomozizaidianmenkouhuizheshouduizhangjiaoyuhandao,wanquanbugusizhourenduitadekanfa。
zidadaxuebiyezhihou,guomozibingmeiyoucongshizijisuoxuexidezhuanye,ershizaijialidetouzixia,kaileyijiachaocaiguan,guimobusuanhenda,danzaizheiyipianyeshikaidehonghonghuohuo。
「laila,laila,biehanle,zheimeduorenkanzheni,guaibuhaoyiside。」zhangjiaoyukuaibuzoushangqu。
「youshenmea,yu,wodoubuparenkan,nipashenmema。」guomoziyibianbeituijinqu,yibiandudunangnangzhe。
zhangjiaoyuyibianlazheguomozi,yibianhongxiaohaidedao「wozhishixiangpobujidaidechangnixinkaifadecaipineryila。」
「yange,zouba,wodinghaoweizhile,yiqiquchiba。」litingzaixiabanhoupobujidaidechuxianzaixuyandemianqian,yaoqingxuyanyiqiquchifan。
「haoni,nixianqumenkoudengwo,denghuiwoxianqudikuquche,daoshihouyiqikaichequ。」lianggerenyibianxiangdiantizouqu,yibianhuxiangpantanzhe,lianggerenzhiqiandeqifenfeichangrongqia。
「xianchangchangzheige,meirongzhutie,limiandoushijiaoyuandanbai,keshiyoumeirongyangyandegongxiaoe。」zaibaileyizhuomeishidecanzhuoshang,guomozixiangzhangjiaoyuxiantuichulezijidianlidexincaipin。
kanzhezheiyizhuomeishi,zhangjiaoyushenganzijizhaodaoleyigehaopengyou,meiciguomozidedianlichulexinchanpinhou,douhuibaishangzheimeyizhuolaiyaoqingtayiqicuoyidun。
「haohaohao,wochangyichang」zhangjiaoyuyongkuaizijiaqiyikuaizhuti,zhenggezhutidoubeixiaohuodunderuanruannuonuode,shifenburongyijiaqilai,erqiezhutiyeshirukoujihua,feichangdekekou,rangrenyouzhongchileyikuaihaixiangzaichiyikuaidexiyinli。
「zhenxianga,ruanruannuonuode,erqieweidaoyeyouzhongluchulaideneizhongweidao,zhendehenhaochia」zhangjiaoyuchidezuibashangdoushiyouzi,dancikesihaobuzaiyizheijianshi,yijiushijixuxiangzuilisongzheyikuaikuaizhuti。
「xixixi,yu,nidezuibazhenhaoshi,zheigezhutiwoshixianluguode,ranhouzaiyonghuangdoudunyidun,suoyizuihoudechengpinjiyouluwei,youbuzhiyushiluwanzhihouneizhongjinbengbengdekougan,fanershiruannuoruannuode,zenmeyang,woshibushihencongminga」guomozideyuqizhongchongmanlexiaojiaoao。
「wae~,nihaocongminga,momo,guaibudezheidaocaizheimexiang,zheizhidinghuidamaide。」zhangjiaoyushuqilingyizhikongxianshoudedamuzhi,bingshishidedishangyijimapi,laimanzuhaoyoudexiaoxurongxin。
tingzhehaoyouchongmanzantandekuajiang,guomozixiandeyouyixiepiaopiaoran「neishibixude,yebukankanwoshisheiguomozishishei,weilaikeshiyaochengweiquanguomeishijiejutoudenvren,zheidianchuangyisasashuila。」guangshuohaibumanzu,haitingqizijipojuguimodexiongtangzhenggerendoushencaifeiyang。
「hahahahaha。」kanzhezijiahaoyoudezheigeyangzi,zhangjiaoyubuyoudexiaoleqilai,zhishixiaozhexiaozhe,haoxiangbeiqiangdaoleyiyang,kekekedekeleqilai。
「chifandeshihoubunengxiaola,rongyiqiangdaode。」guomoziganmangdishangyibeisuanmeizhi,ranghaoyouhexia。
lianggerenjiuzheimejijizhazhadeyibianchizhemeishi,yibianfenxiangzhezijizuijinshenghuozhongdequshi。
lingyibian,xuyanhelitingyedaodalezheijiariliaodian,gangjinriliaodian,dianlidefuwuyuanjiuyingleshangqu,haiweidengfuwuyuankaikou,litingbiankaikoudao「womenyudinglefangjian。」shuozhehaibazijibazijishoujizhongdeyudingxinxidileshangqu。
fuwuyuankanleyiyanyudingdefangjian,zhishuoleyishengzheibianqing,bianmeiyouzaiduoshuoshenme,bianlingzheerrenzouxianglefangjian。
daifuwuyuancongfangjiantuichuquhou,xuyanbiandao「zenmehaidingledanjiana,zaidatingchiyikoubujiuhaolema。」
「aiya,yange,haoburongyichulaichiyicifan,dangranshiyaozhaoyigehuanjingqingyoudedifangla,erqiezheizhongdifangmeirendaraocaihaoa。」litingtuletushetou,kanzhexuyanshuodao。
duici,xuyanyemeiyouduoshuoshenme,bijingmuyichengzhou,jiuzheimechiba,zongbunengxianzaituilefangjian,zaiqudatingchiba。
jiuzailianggerenxianliaodeguochengzhong,riliaodianyekaishishangcaile,suizheyipanyipandeliaolibeiduanleshanglai。
kanzhezheimeduocai,xuyanweiweiyouxiejinge「zanmenlianggeren,youbiyaodianzheimeduocaima?」
「buzhejila,huiquyemeishenmeshiqing,manmanchibei,shenmeshihouchiwanzaizou,shizaichibuwanyekeyidabaodaizoua。」
tingzhelitingdehua,xuyanyixiangyeshi,bijingzijijialimeishenmeren,huiquyemeishenmeshigan,zaizheihaiyougerenpeizhe,queshishigebucuodexuanze。
jiuzailianggerenyouyidameiyidadeshuozhehuadeshihou,liaoliyeluluxuxudeshangqile。
「yi,zenmehaiyoujiua?」xuyanturanchongmanyihuodewendao。
「e,zheigea,zongbunengguangchifanshenmedoubuheba,suoyiwojiudianleyipingjiu,erqiezheigeshiribenqingjiu,buhuizuirende。」