第1章 我丑,你瞎,正好配对

shenye,qinzhaiyipiandenghuotongming。

fangjiannei,qinyanyishenjiayi,duanzuozaishuzhuangtaiqian。

taqingqingjianghongshafangxia,dangzhuzuolianshangneidaokebudeshangba,zheicaishunyanyixie。

jintianshiqinyanjiajinhuojiadedahaorizi。

menwaiqueshiyouxiesaoxingdeshengyin。

“ma,xiangxialaidejiantizineimechou,huojiazhendehuijieshouma?”

“burannijiajineigexiazi?”

jikeqiaozhoumeijiaochen,“wocaibu!huozechenxialeyihoujiushigefeiwu,wokebuxianghuizaitashouli!”

huozechenbujinxia,haishigeyaoguanzi,kendingsidezao,tacaibuxiangnianjiqingqingjiushougua!

“ni……”liumenggangyaokaikou,genqiandefangmendakai。

qinyanmaichulai,dandandiniletamenyiyanhou,jingzhizouxiangjichuanting。

suishigezheyicenghongsha,danneiqinglengzhijideyanshen,haishijiangliumengmunvdingzaiyuandi。

“nidayingwodeshiqing,zuihaoshishuodaozuodao。”

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zheidongbieshu,shuoshiqinzhai,shijishangzheishinianlaizhuzhede,meiyouyigexingqinderen。

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tahuihuirong,zhengshibaimeimeijikeqiaosuoci。

dangnianliumengweilehuzhujikeqiao,bianzaohuangyan,jichuantingshengnuzhixia,zhijiebaqinyanrengdaoxiangxia。

多年来,无人问津。

zhidaojichuantingqianlehuojiayidabizhai,jikeqiaobeipoyuhuozechenlianyin……

tamenzhongyuxiangqiqinyanle。

“shangcheba,yaoganbushangjishile。”

sijibunaifandicuicuyiju,jiangqinyanconghuiyizhongzhuailechulai。

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youchaoyiri,tadingyaorangtamenhouhuijinshijinrisuozuochudejueding。

cengjingshuyuqinjiadeyiqie,tadouyaoduohuilai!

……

lianggexiaoshihou,qinyanbeisongdaohuojialaozhai。

meiyourenheyishiliucheng,tayibuyiqudigenzheyimingyongrenshangleerlou,qianwangzoulangzuilimiandefangjian。

“滚!”

房内传来怒喝。

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huilinbeishizhiqian,qinyanyecengdiaochaguohuojia。

huolaoyeziyousangeerzi,huoweicheng,huoweihe,huoweiqi。

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yaobushichuyiwaishiming,taxianzaiyinggaishilinbeishizuigaoaodetianzhijiaozi,erbushirenrentanzhisebiandeemo……

shuoqilai,liangrentongnianjinglixiangsi,zhishihuozechenbitaxingyunduole。

qinyanshenhuxiyikouqi,taishouhuanhuanniudongmenba。

jihushizaikaimendeshunjian,yigehuapinghengkongfeilai。

qinyanceshenduobi,huapingcajianerguo,zaishenhouzhaliechengsuipian。

呼,好险。

zheihuapingkeshichaozhelianfeilaide!

谋杀亲妻啊!

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tameiyouduoxiang,taishoukaideng。

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qinyangangshengchulaidejifenwanxi,henkuaijiubeinanrendehuajiaomie。

“weileqianjiajiyigexiazi,nibujuedezijihen**?”

wenyan,qinyangouchun,“niyaomawo,haicaishangzijiyijiao,shigehenren。”

“ni……”huozechencumei,“jichuantingqianzhaimainv,nibuhenta,haibangtashuqian,nidaodishiyouduochun?”

“tingshuotaqianlehuojiayigeyi,wohaizhenmeixiangguozijihuizheimezhiqian。”

qinyanraoguoyidilangjiezoudaohuozechengenqian,xiaoyiyanran,“anhuoshaodeshuofa,wojiushigehuowu,niyaotuihuodezhaomaijia,qifuwoyousuanshenmebenshi?”

“你……”

huozechenzhijuedefeiteng,wanquannengxiangxiangchulainvrencishideyidezuilian。

chenzhetawuyu,qinyanziguzidishuoqizhengshi,“qishiwobushijikeqiao,wojiaoqinyan,shijichuantingyuanpeishengdenver,shizhengerbajingdeqinjiaqianjin,niquwobukui。”

“zhibuguowoyoudianchou。”qinyanhenshileguan,“danshizheibuzhongyao!”

“wochou,nixia,zhenghaopeidui,womensheiyebiexianqishei,mingtianjiuqubajiehunzhenglinglebei!”

“……”

huozechendunjuenaoqiaowengwengxiang,zhenbuzhidaozheinvrendelianpishishenmechengfenzucheng!

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“woshigennishuozhende,nihaohaokaolv……”

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“wozheibushianpaini,wojiushi……”

yanqiaozhehuozechenjiuyaobatarengchufangwai,qinyanjimangzhanzhujiaobu,“huozechen,wojinwanshibuhuilikaizheijianfangde!”

“由不得你!”

huozechenshishangliqi,erqinyanshunzhetadelidaozhuanshen,guoduanyangqishouwangbojingpixiaqu。

buliao,huozechenzhunquedikouzhutadeshouwan。

shimingshunian,tazaojiuxuehuitongguokongqiliudongdeshengxianglaipanduanduifangdeweizhihechuquanfangxiang。

huozechenweiweilongmei,“nideshenshounalixuelaide?”

“wobudongnizaishuoshenme。”qinyansuoxingzhuangsha,“wozhixiangliuxialai,ruguowobeiniganzou,wojiuzhinenghuixiangxiale,jichuantingyebuhuifangguowo。”

“你少跟我装。”

huozechenniezhuqinyanlianjia,kongdongdeyanjingqueshilinglibiren。

“nijiajiwo,youshenmemude?”

qinyanyouxiexinxu,“nixiansongkaiwo。”

“你先回答我!”

“niyigedananrenzenmezheimenanchan?”

qinyanzhengzhajian,huozechenzhijianhuaguotalianshangdebahen。

minruidechujuezaicirangtashengyi,huozechenxiayishidiziximolemo,querenshiyidaodaoba,danchuganqiguai。

“你的疤……”

是假的。

zheisangezihaiweichukou,houjingyixiaduntong,huozechenyanqianyihei,zhenggerenzaijinqinyandehuaili。

qinyanmianqiangfuzhuta,yumendifanlebaiyan,xiamoshenme!

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chuanlejikouqi,taceguoliankanxianghuozechen,budebuchengren,zheinanrendeceyanjuele!

可惜是个瞎子。

haishigebujiangdaolidexiazi。

zhuannianyixiang,huozechenhuiyouzheigepiqiyezhengchang。

jinwankanhuojiadeqingkuang,gumozhehuozechenshiminghoushiqudiweihequanli,chenglehuojiasheiyeqiaobushangdeqizi。

zheizhongbeipaoqi,beiqingshideganjue,qinyanzaishuxibuguole。

失明……

qinyanturanshengchujifenhaoqi,shenshoudashanghuozechendemaibo。

piankehou,qinyanruoyousuosidiningleningmei,guoranyougui!

tahaizhiwangkaozhehuozechenduohuijiachanni!

kebunengrangtazheimezaosile!

gangdadingzhuyi,qinyanyanjiaoyuguangsaoguodiaodingzuoshangjiao,shanshuodehongdianrangtaxinxiayichen。

什么变态豪门?

jingranzaiwoshilizhuangjiankong!