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quezhenaizhengdediertian，linxiangluweilejizhangfumoyanhanzhunbeishengridangaohanleimaidiaoleqinianzhangfa。
tashouzaidianwaixiangzhidaomaijiashishei，quezhuangjianmoyanhanqianzheyigenvrenhehaizilikai。
erneigenvren，zhengshilinxiangluzhiwurenzhuangtaishi，moyanhanaishangdehugong——ruanshutong。
linxianglusisiqiazhuzhangxin，xiangyaoshangqianzhiwen，suizhidejiaotanshengquerangtajiangzaiyuandi。
“baba，nijiwotiaodezheikuanjiafatoushizhenhaokan，daoshihouyoueryuanbiaoyankendingnengnadiyi。”
moyanhanmolemonvhaidetou，“zhiyaoxingxingxihuan，babanengbazhengzuochengshidetoushimaixialai！”
ruanshutongyeqinnidizaimoyanhanlianshangluoxiayiwen，“nibabashuodedui，bijingtakeshishoufuni。”
wengdeyisheng，linxiangluzhenggerenxiangshibeileipizhongdongdanbude，buganxiangxinyanqiandeyimu。
zaozaisannianqian，moyanhanshuotapochanhou，tabianbushishoufule，linxianglugengshiyinweitadepochandaji，xinruanyuanliangletadechugui。
ruguozheiyiqiedoushijiade，neidangchutadexinruanyousuanshenmeni？
linxianglushuangyansuansedidingzheyijiasankoulikaidebeiying，xiayimiaoluohuangertao。
huiqudelushang，taxiadingjuexinbanjimoyanhandaqudianhua，kebodasancidouwurenjietong。
disicishidianhuazhongyubeijietong，pilipaladeshengxianghoumoyanhanxiongdideshengyinchuanleguolai。
“yanhan，zheihuisaoziyinggaihaizaijiudianhouchubanggong，ruanshutonghexingxingquezaihaozhailipeiniqingsheng，zheiduisaozibugongping......”
moyanhanlenglexia，chalazhudedongzuoquebuting。
“wodangranailulu，kedangchuruguobusahuangshuowopochan，tazenmehuiyuanyiyuanliangwo？
woshiguobashutongsongzou，kewowangbuleta，gengbietitahaimanzhewoshengxiaxingxingzheimekeaidenver。
lulupeizhewobaishouqijia，zirannengchiku，keshutonghexingxingquebuxing，
luluyijingzhanjulewoqizidemingfen，neiwozhinengzaiwuzhishangbuchangshutongmunv，zheijiugoule。”
duimianshengyinshanguoyisichiyi，“ruguosaozizhidaole，taxinggeyixiangjue，wanyi......”
moyanhandeshengyinshayalexuduo：“neijiuyibeiziburangluluzhidao。”
linxiangluhunshenxueyeshunjianninggu，xinzangxiangshibeiwakongyiyangxiangwaishenchuxue。
dianhuaneitoudechuanlaihechangshengrigedehuanshengxiaoyu，linxiangludeshixianquebeileishuimohuzhu。
tahemoyanhanzixiaoqingmeizhuma，zhangdahougengshiyilupeizhetachuangyedengshangshoufuweizhi。
xiangshiershiyunianjian，moyanhanjiangtachongdaojizhi。
zhuandaodiyitongjinshi，tahuihuaguangqianjitamaixiatamengmeiyiqiudehaibianbieshu。
gongsishangshishi，tahuihetagongtongjiancai，bingjigongsiqumingweiailu。
chengweishoufushi，tayiqianyizhuangyuanweipinlicehuashijihunli，ranjinyiyedeyanhuorangsuoyourenjianzhengtamenxingfu。
houlaiyichangchehuotabianchenglezhiwuren，xinglaiquezhuangjianmoyanhanhehugongruanshutongwendenanshenanfen。
taliketichulihun，moyanhanquebeiweidixiaguiaiqiu。
“lulu，wobeixiayaoshenzhibuqinglecaibatadangzuoni，qiuniyuanliangwoba。”
xinruandetaxuanzeyuanliang，kesangeyuehoujiuzhuangjiantadaizheruanshutongchanjian。
tadangchanglikai，moyanhanqueguidizishanbazhangbingjiangruanshutongsongjinrenliushi。
zheiyicitameiyuanliang，kemoyanhangongsiqueyiyepochanyizishaxiangbi。
“lulu，laotianyeyijingchengfawopochanle，qiuqiunikelianwo，meileniwojiushenmedoumeile。”
tazaicixuanzeyuanliang，kedaotoulaiqueshimoyanhandezaicibeipan。
linxianglujuewangdibishangyan，naohailishanxianguotasuoyoudeshiyanheqinghua。
虚假又讽刺！
tazhanzhanweiweinaqishouji，botonglezhuzhiyishengjieshaodeyanjiujigoudedianhua。
“ninhao，wojuedingfangqibaoshouzhiliao，chengweinimenaizhengyanjiudedisanpibingren。”
duimianyouxiejingyadihuifu：“lin**，womendeyanjiuyouhendafengxian，ruguoninjiaren......”
“buyongle，woyijingjuedinghaole。”linxiangluzhandingjietiedidaduan。
“haode，xiayipiyanjiukaishishijianshiliangzhouhou，mafanliangzhouhouninzhunshilaibaodao”
linxiangluqingngleshengguaduandianhua，zheicaizhuyidaomoyanhanfalaidexiaoxi。
“lulu，nijidezaodianhuijia，dengwogaiwancehuaanjiuhuiquheniqingsheng。”
linxiangluxinrudaojiaodibishangyan，zhongjiumeirenxinrengdiaozijiyongzhangfahuanlaidedangao。
tachangleyikou，naiyoudeweidaosedefaku。