第3章 碰瓷

yezhiroutaiqiejiao,shangmianyijingweiweiyouxiehongzhong。“wentibuda,zhishiyidiancashang。”ganggangyizhidouzhushizhechechuangwai,zheicaihuibeishouzhongdeshubenkezhetoule。“chuleshenmeshi?chezizenmeturantingxialaile。”tachaozhechechuangwaikanleyiyan。

tingsijishuosihushigenqitadecheziyouxiemoca。

liumayexialeche,sizhoukanrenaoderendoujuyongqilai。yiliangjiaochejingguotamendecheshi,chetaibeicapole,tingzailushangzoubule。sijiyejiaoyuan,genneijiaochedechezhuchaoleqilai。sijishuo,zijizhuanwanshimingmingdaleshoushi,kenaiheneijiaochedezhurenjiuxiangshiyanxialeyiban,feiyaowangtamendechepangbianceng。kaiqichedenanrenyiqizhixia,xialechejingzhiduzailifucheqian,sijihaipazhuangdaolerensuoyizhinengjinjichache。

zheigeshihouliumaduitashuo:“taitai,zheirenbachengyoushige‘chaibaidang’!zheigeyuedoupengshanghaojihuile,shizaibuxingjiugenzhuguanjiashuo,paixierenshoulaijiaoxunta。”yuanxianliumachumenjiyezhiroudaifandiandecaipinshi,jiuyushangleyigepianzi,zhuanmenpengciyaoqian。weicizhuguanjiachaqingchushiqingzhihouzhuanmendairenqujiejueneixiepianzi,yecituilebushaodesiji。haigaojieleliumayifan,liumahedemeicizhiganzuohuangbaoche。

yezhiroudianlediantouzhanzaiyipang,kanleyiyanneizhibeicenghuaidechetai。

cishi,zhenggejinchengderendouzhidaozheishilifudejiaoche,meirengandezuiyemeirenganqingyixianglifushenshouyaopeichang。zheiweishenzheyishenxifudazhelingdaidenanren,maosishiduijinchengdeqingkuangbushenlejie,shenzhihaibuzhidaozijidaodishihuidedaopeichangjinhaishidedaozheixiequanguideyidunduda。sijiyiqiao,luntaiqueshishibeizhuanghuaile,zijuelikui,weilekuaisujiejuewenti,yonglewushikuaidayangjiangneirendechetaijimailexialai,kuaixiedafazheigeren。

yezhirourangliumalanzhesiji,burangtaqingyibeipianleqian。sijizhuazhenaodaibuzhidaogaizenmeban,yimianxiangzheduifangqichezhuren,yibianheyezhiroudaoqian。ruoshuozheiqichesijishipianzi,zhouweirenkendingshibuxiangxinde,bijingnengmaideqiqichederenfeifujigui,yebuxieyudashangzijideshijianyuxingminglaipiancai。

yezhiroukaikoushuo:“niyinggaihaiyouhenduojiuluntaiba,xiangpengcideshihoujiuhuanshangyiliangzhijiutai,ranhouzhuanmenwangqitarendecheshangzhuang,congerhuoquqiancai。wodaxuezhuxiudeshiruheyingduiswindlers,zhuanmenlaiyingduinizheiyangdejinjizhuangkuang。nizheizhihuaidiaodeluntaihelingwaisizhiluntaibiaomianmosunchabiehenda,kanshangqunizheigeyuepenglebushaofurenjiadeche。nijuedewushikuaidayang,zhibuzhidenizheitiaoming?”

qichezhurenmanlianhengrou,beizheihuaduzhuzuiba。tayouxiexinxu,bijingdazaoshanggang‘kaizhang’jiupengshangyiweibuhaoredenvren。yibianweiguanderenzhidao,zheicheshiligongguandenengzuoshangligongguanjiaochedenvrenshenfendoubuhaore。shuodeyikouliulideyingwenqiang,yinggaishipengshanglezhuanyerenshi。zuizhongqichesijiluohuangertao,yezhirouyebuxiangduoshengshi,zuizhongrangsijikuaixiekaichezou。

liumajuedejinritaitaihenshibutong,zuiqimashilianshangduolexiaorong。taitaicongbuxihuanduoshi,yebuxihuanhewairenguoduojiuchan,jideshangcitaitaichufumenfuyueshibianyushanglezheiyangdeshiqing,taitairangxiarenkuaixiedafajiejue。liumajiudangshitaitaitagaoxing,bijingjintianwanshanglixianshengjiuyaohuilaile。

quleyejiahou,ziranyoushiyifan‘xujiu’,rongfurenbushishenmeshanliangdezhu,yezhiroudemeimeiyebuhuihaohaoyutaxiangchu。tashiruhejiarulijiade,taxinzhiduming。yejiaderongfurenhaiyoutadedunvyewanwandoushicanyuzhe。jinritalianwufandoumeiyouliuzainiangjiachi,bianbuxiangzaiyefutingliuguoduoshijian,yinweiyefuduiyutalaijiangshimoshengde,gengshihaowurenqingweierdedifang。rongfurenxingaoqiao,yezhirouhaimeichugedeshihoujiuyizhijiyangzaiyejia,zaiwairenyandiyezhirouzhibuguoshiyefudeyangnv,meiyoudiweigengmeiyoushenfen。kezaiyezhenxinlitayebudebuchengrenzijishitaqinshengnverdeshishi,buguochuanchuqujiubudahaotingle——sishengnv。yezhenshitadefuqin,kedangnianyijiumeinengjiangtadeshenshigaozhizhenggejincheng,yinweisishengnvzheigemingcheng,duiyuxiongjiyishidejinchengyejia,shiyijianjiweidiuliandeshiqing。anzhaorongfurendehualaijiang,jiushirumeijiamen!jinchengxingshengdeyejiayishibailuo,xianzaiquezhinengkaozhelifulaizhicheng,jiulianyefugongguanxianzaidoushilifudemenxiacaichan。yezhiroumeiyuejibenshangdouhuiquyitangyegongguan,anzhaolichengfengdeyaoqiujiyefusongfuyangfei,shunbianzaitanwangneige‘yangfu’yezhen。biqiligongguan,tagengbuxianghuidaotayiqiandeneige‘jia’,meiquyitangyegongguantadoushijiweikangjude,taqichuyexianglichengfengshuoguocishi,xiangyaozhaogeliyoujujuetadeguiju。neiyicitazhengzaitadeshufang,haosimaitoukanzheshuben。fanzhengyezhiroumeiyoukanqingchuneishudefengmiandaodishishenme,jiujianlichengfengyilianmorandedingzheta,jiangshouzhongdeshubenshouqilaile。yuqiyebutaiheshun:“nijinlaiganshenme,buhuiqiaomenma?”