第三章
woyizhijuedexiaoshuolidezongcaiweileyigeduonianweijiandebaiyueguangpaoqipeibanshenbianhaojiniandebanlvshihengouxue、henlipudeshiqing。
suoyiwohenshaokanneizhongyanqingxiaoshuo，yinweiwohenrongyibazijidairudaobeiqingyipaoqidenver。
xianzaizheizhonggouxuejuqingjianglindaowoshenshang，wobujinhuaiyizijishenghuoduoniandeshijieshiyibensanliuyanqingxiaoshuo。
nianhuizenmejieshudewobuzhidao，zailinyuhuaqiuhunyiyangyaoqingzhengshuangyuejinruzijigongsihou，wobianhunhundundundelikai。
woyiweiwohuinanguodedakuyiye，huozhezhishaoduominglianhuancalllinyuhua，kusuzijizheimeduoniandefuchudouweilegou。
huozheqiangyingyidian，xiangyigedanvzhuyiyanglengjingfenxizijidejushi，ranhoutiaocaodaoqitagongsi，nulibianchengchaojiyinghou，zaihuiqudalinyuhualian。
danwozhishiwonangdequshaxianxiaochimaileshifenhuntun，yibianliuleiyibianhezhehuntuntang。
dangran，wobushituranshixinfengle，woxihuanzaiqingxudimideshihouhehuntuntang，zheishilianwofumudoubuzhidaodexiaopihao。
wohelinyuhuashigaoyirenshide，dangshishibanjidasaochu，qiaqiaoneitianwolaiyima，hunshentengdaofaleng，benxiangqingjiahuisushexiuxi，quepabeirenyiweishiweiletoulan，yushirenzhetonglaodong。
dangwolinzheyitongshuicongzoulangliangliangqiangqiangzoudaojiaoshideshihou，jiaoxiabeiyikuaibuzhidaonagequexinyandiudemobuhuadaole，lianrendaitongyangfandaodishang，haosibusideshiyimahailoule，lengshuibawodexiabanshenlailegetouxinliang，sisiyinhongzhengbumiaodizaiwoshenxiamanyankailai。
zheifujiongzhuangyaoshibeibierenkanjian，woweilaisanniandegaozhongshenghuogujimeiliantaitouzuorenle。
woshoumangjiaoluandexiangpaqilai，danshidibantaihuale，daozhiwoxiangyizhihamayiyangzaidishangdahuazhe，yishijianzhanbuqishen。
zhouweiyijingchuxianleyixiehongxiaosheng，yeyoushanyideshengyinwenwoyoumeiyoushi，shangqianyiqilailazhuwo，zhishiwoyijinggangadexiangfanguozoulanglanganzhijietiaoxiaqule。
linyuhuajiushizheigeshihouchuxiande，tayibianhanzhe「biexiaolebiexiaole」yibiantuoxiazijidewaitaoxiangwoxiaopaolai。zheishiwodiercijiandaolinyuhua，ciqianzhizaixinshengdaibiaodahuishangyaoyaowangjiantayiyan，tazhanzaizhuxitaishangkuankuanertan。
hesuoyoushaonvmannanzhuyiyang，tachuxianzainvjiaosegangadeshiji，ranhouweitajiewei。
zhishizheigemalisudeniantouzhichulaiyishun，xiayikelinyuhuajiucaidaogangganghuadaowodemobu，yehewoyiyangshuaigesijiaochaotian，zhetengzhezaidahuadedimianpabuqilai。
talangbeidehewoduishi，womenlengleyihuier，xianghufangshengdaxiaoqilai，zhouweidetongxueyedougenzheyiqihongxiao。
尴尬消失了。
neitiandasaochuwohelinyuhuahaishiqiaodiaole，yinweisuihouganlaidelaoshikanwomenhunshenshideheshuiguiyiyang，lelingwomenlianggegunhuiquhuanyifu，wohelinyuhuahuisushehuanhaoyifuhou，tatiyibiehuiqushoukule，yushiwomenmanyouyouzaixueshengjiezhuanzhe，linyuhuadaiwojinleyigexiangzilideshaxianxiaochi，dianleliangwanhuntun。
「wohenxihuanzhei，zhiyaoqiaokewodoulaizhei，keyiyibianmanmanhetangyibiandayouxi，erqiezheilipian，bupalaoshizhuadao。」
woxiaokouhezhetang，shaonianxiaozhejiangzhezijidesuoshi，kanzheyanqiandeshaonianbeimenwaishenjinlaideyangguangsashangyiquanlunkuo，xintiaorenshengzhongdiyicishiheng。