轮回大佬的摆烂日常第2章

beirenlanzhu,yuyanxianchubunai,zenmeyigegededouzheimemoji。

tataitoukanxiangduimianrendelian,jieguofaxianbeizijidemaoyandangzhuleshixian。

shenchuyigenshouzhibamaoyanwangshangdingleding,ze,zhangdehaitingshuai,walewaqianjishidejiyi,haizhenmeizhaodaonengbideshangyanqianzheirende。

erqilinyezaicikecaizhenzhengkanqingnvhaidemianrong。

nvhaimeiyanruhua,yueguangxiadejifufanzheyinguang,neishuanglumousihanlelushuiban,fangfoyijiangongyipinjingyingtitou。

zaisaodaotazuoyanjianchujinzaiheianzhongdeleizhishi,qilinxinzhongyizhan,jiyishenchuneizhangjingzhidelianpangmanmanheyanqianderenzhonghe。

shita,tazhaolesiniandoumeiyouxiansuoderenjiuzheimechuxianzailezijiyanqian。

taxinzhongfanjiangdaohai,lianshangquemeiyouxieluyisiqingxu。

yuyanjinjinxinshanglebanfenzhongshengshirongyanjiushiqulexingqu,xiangqiduifangganggangdewenhua,lianzuihouyisihaogandoumeiyoule。

zhongxinyaxiamaoyan,lenglengdemingling:“fangshou。”

qilinbudanmeiyoufangshou,fanerzhuadegengjin,xinzhongyinyinfanqinuhuo:“nizhendeganyuanrangtawannong?”

yuyanzhongyushirenbuzhupiqiwendao:“nizaititaxiangpichi?”

qilinyileng,suijixiaochusheng,youdiankeaia。

buyuanchudeliaobaikanzheyuyanduiqilindetaidu,doutitaniebahan。

zheimeizishizhenyonga,yebukankanyanqiandeshishei,buguojintianalinyeshiqiguai,jingranzhudongqudashanyigenvhai,guanjianshihaiduizherenjiaxiao,taiyangdaxibianchulaile?

ebudui,xianzaishiwanshangmeitaiyang。

qilinzhidaozulanbuleta,yushijianyidao:“nikeyiyongwodeche。”

zaitadeshiyixia,yuyanzhidaoletajiushineiliangbujiadidezhuren。

danshitazhijiejujuele:“bubi,wozheigetinghao,mafanrangrang。”

huabi,xiaoshouyiningyisong,sanlunwangqianchongleyixia,zhijiechongkaileqilindeshufu。

qilinshouhuishoutuihouliangbu,kanzhenvhaiqianwangqipaoxiandebeiying,niutouqulezijicheshang。

liaobaijianzhuangganjingenleshangqu,zhijieshanglebujiadifujia。

qilinkanletayiyanmeishuoshenme,fadongchezishangleqipaoxian。

guanzhongxishangyinglaileduanzandejijing,ranhoujiushiyilanggaoguoyilangdehuanhu。

“womeikancuoba?zheishiyaojiasai?erqieshilongxiaoduizhangqinzishangchang。”

“neiduishoushishei?huibuhuishiwoouxiangleishen?”

“kuaikan,kuaikan,neishileishen,leishenyelaile。”

“zheijianzhishidianfengduijuea,leishenyouduoshaonianmeishangchangle?”

“bushi,zhiyouwohaoqineigesanlunzaineiganshama?”

“wogangcaihaiyiweishigongzuorenyuanluguoni,zheizenmeyedunqipaoxianle?”

“womeikancuodehuaneishigexiaoniuba?tayaoganshenme?”

yilunhecaiceciqibifu,fanzhengjiushimeirenjuedeneiliangposanlunyeshilaicanjiabisaide。

yuyanbasanlunzaiqipaoxiantinghao,yinchiyongli,‘kaca’bangbangtangzaikouzhongsuilie,tuchusuliaogun,nachuyigeheisekouzhaodaihao。

qishencongzuodianxiamiandechuwuxiangquchuyigehumujingtaozailianshang,qingqinganxiahumujingcemiandeyinxingkaiguan。

xiayike,yuyanyanqianchuxianyigeyinxingpingmu,jiezhetazaishoujishangsuiyidianlejixia,yanqianjiuxianshichulezhenggehuanshansaidaodedixingtu。

zheishiyuyanwuliaoshihou**chulaidexiaowanyier,keyishenbuzhiguibujuedelianjietianyan。

qilintingzaitadeyoubian,jiangxiachechuang:“biechengqiang,zhuyianquan,wozaihoumiangenzheni。”

yuyanmomofanlegebaiyan,zheijiahuozhangdegaoleng,shijishigehualao。

bieshuoyuyanle,jiulianliaobaizheigegenqilinrenshiduoniandepengyou,cishidouzaihuaiyiqilinshibushibeirenduoshele。

zheinahaishitaneigebugouyanxiao,lengmowuqingdelaodaa。

huiqishoujuqishouzhongdelvqi,suoyourenzuohaozhunbei。

danglvqiluoxiadeshunjian,liangcheyisanluntongshicuanlechuqu。

ranerlingrenmeixiangdaodeshineiliangbuqiyandeposanlunjingranpaozailezuiqianmian。

bierendouhaiyougejiasududeguocheng,raneryuyandesanlunkaijujidianfeng,qiesudushizhongbaochizaizuikuai。

jiulianwandaodoubucengjiansu,rensheiyewufaxiangxiangtashizenmezuodaobufanchede。

jiusuanshizaizhixianpaodaoshang,liangliangpaochedouzhuibushangyuyan,genghekuangwandaotahaibujiansu,henkuaijiuhehoumianliangliangchelakailejuli,erqiehaishiyuelayueyuan。

qilinyuanbendejihuashitahuochuqubuyaolianle,bafangzhengyangdechedangzaizijihoumian,rangnvhaiqusheng。

xianzaibieshuotirenjiadangchele,cikezijishichuquanlidouzhuibushangrenjiasanlun。

zheihaizhenbushijishuwenti,wanquanshiyingjianshangchadetaiduole。

zuozaifujiashideliaobairoulewushucideyanjing,yibianyouyibiandexiangqilinqiuzheng,caizhongyuxiangxinzijibushichanshenglehuanjue。

“wodetian,tazheinashipaodekuai,tazheishifeitaimana!alin,wojuedezijidexiaolanbobuxiangle,nishuotazheisanlunmaibumaia,haoxiangyao。”

qilinpielepangbianrenyiyan,yuqiyouyou:“biexiangle,neisanlunmeiyoukandaodeneimejiandan,jiudandantazaigaosuguowanshiyidiandoubuqingxiezheiyidian,nijianguonaliangchezuodedao?”

liaobaiyaotou:“meijianguo,danshibufangaiwoxiangyao,buxing,woyihuibixudewenwenzheimeizicongnanongdezheimeniubidechezi。”

“sheishi**zi,biexiahan。”qilintingdaotadechenghuganjueyoudiancier。

“buhanmeizihansha?woyoubuzhidaorenjiajiaoshenme,han**yebuhaotinga。”

“闭嘴吧你。”

“得嘞。”

cishipaozaizuihouyiweidefangzhengyangzhengyiliandehuaiyirensheng,paobuguoqilintayouxinlizhunbei,sheinenggaosutaweishenmeyigeposanlunyenengnianyata?

ebudui,shilianqilinyenianyale,xiangdaozheihaoxiangyoujuedebushitebienanshoule,danyouhaoxiangnalibudui。

jiuzheimejiujiezhegenqilinqianhoujiaoyueguolezhongdianxian。

huaiyirenshengdebuzhishisaichangshangdejiren,yebaokuokantaishangdezhongren。

tamenxianzaidoubuzhidaozijishigeshenmexinqingle,zheiyaofangzaiyiwang,kandaolianggedashenduijue,neijueduishixianfanquanchangdekuangre,ranerxianzai,dashenhaoxiangdoumeiduodaxiyinlile。

“woshibushizaizuomeng?neisanlunshibushidelediyi?”

“wokenengyezaizuomeng,tabudandelediyi,hailingxianlehaoduo。”

“huibuhuishiliangweiduizhangfangshuia?”

“nishaa?meikandapingmushangxianshishisulema?neibujiushitamendedianfengshuizhunma?”

“neisheinengjieshijieshizheidaodishishenmeqingkuanga?”

kexi,wurennengjichudaan。

qilinjieshubisaidediyishijianjiuquxunzhaoneimoshenying,ranerbingmeiyouzhaodao。

xinqingshunjianjiubuhaole,tajiaolaigongzuorenyuanxunwen:“ganggangneigenvhaierni?”

gongzuorenyuankanzheheiliandeqilin,dunjueyalishanda,yanleyankouxiaoshenghuida:“neige,tajiuliuxiayijurangfangshaobachefangneilijiuyoushanglesaidao。”

bianshuobiankanxiangfangzhengyang,haijitazhilezhibianshangdeweizhi。