第1章

faxianlaogongzaiwaimianyouxiaosanzhihou,woguoduandegentalilehun。

daizhenverzhuhuileniangjia。

niangjiafangzihenda,shibieshu,zugourongdexiawohenver。

woyiwei,niangjiarenkanwobeiqifu,kendinghuianweiwo,shenzhibangwochuqi。

可我错了。

saozidiyiyankandaowohuiqu,haimanlianxiaorong。

“yunyunhuilailea?zenmebuzaodianshuo,wohaoqumaicai。”

xiayimiao,kandaowohaojigedaxiangzizhihou,jiubianlelianse。

“yunyun,nibanneimeduoxiangzizuoshenme?”

wobanverananqiandaoshafashangzuoxia。

“saozi,woheguzhenlihunle,xianbanhuilaizhujitian。”

“nifangxin,zhishizhujitianguoduyixia,wohenkuaihuizhaofangzibanchuqude。”

她一下提高了声音。

“shenme?nilihunle?haiyaobanhuilaizhu?”

“dui,saozi,jialifangjianduo,woheananzanzhuyixia,keyiba?”

tameiyouzaishuohua,yemeiyoutishenmejiwomenmaicaizuofandeshiqing,mashanghuilezijidefangjian。

yihuierhou,wobaxinglidoufangdaolepingshiwohuilaizhudeneigekongfangjian,baananandunhao。

mamahuojihuoliaodecongwaimianhuilai。

gujishisaozidaledianhuajita。

wokandaotajiaojideyanshen,haiyoudianjuededuibuzhuta。

zhidaowolihun,takendinghennanguo。

suoyi,yikaishiwojiumeiyoudadianhuagaosutamen,woxiangzhezhijiedangmianshuo,bijiaohaoyixie。

“yunyun,nizhendeheguzhenlihunle?”

“shi,ma,tazaiwaimian.......”

wohuahaimeiyoushuowan,womajiujidongdezaiwulizhuanquanquan。

“zenmenenglihunni?nizenmenenglihunni?”

“guzhenshishenmeren?neimenenggan,neimeyouqiandenanren,nililehaiqunalizhaozheizhongnanren?”

wohenweiqu,womayihuilaimeiyouanweiwoyiju,ershibangneigechuguidezhananshuohaohua。

“ma,nibuwenwoweishenmelihunma?”

tazheicaiyileng,“weishenme?”

woyanleidiaolechulai,xiangqifaxianguzhenchuguishihoudefennuheweiqu。

“ma,guzhentachugui,tayongwomendeqianyangleyigexiaosan。”

woyiwei,womahuianweiwo,huipokoudamaguzhen,meixiangdao,tazhishisuikouyishuo。

“wohaiyiweiduodadeshi,yangyigexiaosaneryi,rujinzheishehuitaichangjianle。”

“jiushimeiqiandenanrendouxiangzhesanqisiqie,hekuang,guzhenzheimechenggongdenanren。”

“yunyun,nijiushitaiyaoqiangle,lishenmehun,zhengyiyanbiyiyanjiuguoqule。”

“tingmade,huiquba,jiguzhendaogeqian,zaibahunfule,jiushenmeshiyemeiyou,nimenhaishihaohaodejixuguorizi。”

wojianzhibuganxiangxin,zheishiwomanengshuochulaidehua。

这是我亲妈啊!

zijidenvershoulezheimedadeweiqu,tabushuoanweiwo,bushuobangwochuqi。

fanerjiaowotuoxie,jiaowoqudaoqian?

wohenshangxin,buzaigentashuohua。

倒在床上就睡。

yijuexinglai,yijingshiwanshang。

nveryedaozaiwoshenbianshuizhele,beizidoumeiyougai。

wolianmangjitagaihaobeizi,qishenzhunbeichuquzhaodianchide。

gangzoudaomenbian,wojiutingdaoketinglimianzaishuohua。

“tazhendeheguzhenlihunle?”saozideshengyin。

“shi,wowenleguzhen。”dagehuida。

“renguzhenshuojiushitayitiandaowandetaiqiangshi,guzhenzhishifengchangzuoxi,tapianpianrendingbierenchugui,feiyaolihun。”

“taya,congxiaojiushizheiyang,conglaibukenditou,shigairangtahaohaofanshengyixia。”