第五章 黄鼠狼给鸡拜年

diwuzhanghuangshulangjijibainian

shenqingqingdunshidashisuowang,zijiyixinzhixiangnadaoluqutongyishuhoulikaizheigeguidifang。

maibudaopiao,taqibushibunengzhengchangbaodaole?

不行!

zhengzhejideshihou,quetingjianpangbianxiangqiyidaoershudeshengyin。

“人抓到了吗?”

“beitapaole,yijinglianxilexiangguanbumen,huiquanlisoubude!”

shenqingqingjingxihuitou,guorankanjianyishenganlanlvjunzhuangdejiangcheng,shenzibitingzhanzaihuochezhanmenkou,lengyingdelianbuxiantiaodaizheqiangshideyapogan。

taqianmianhaiyougenianqingdeshaobing,liangrendishengyilunzheshenme。

sihushichajuedaotadeshixian,tashensuidemuguangwangguolai。

simuxiangduideneiyike,tayandidebinghanmingxiantunqubushao。

genshaobingjiaodailiangshenghou,tadabuchaozheshenqingqingzouguolai。

“nizenmezaizheili?”tawen,yandiyousuimangyingying。

shuoqizheige,shenqingqinghaiyouxietuisang:“wolaimaipiao,jieguozheigeyuedepiaodoumaiwanle,lianzhanpiaoyemeiyou。”

jiangchengmouguangweishan,daizhezhexiaoxinyiyidiwenta:“qunalidepiao?”

“jingshi。”shenqingqingtanrandao:“woyijingbaokaolejingda,dengnadaoluqutongzhishujiuzou。”

jiangchenghuxiyouxiebuwen,jingxidikanzheta,daizhejifenxinwei:“ninengzheiyangjueding,wohengaoxing。”

taxianglexiang:“wokeyibangninongdaopiao,guoliangtianjinisongguoqu。”

shenqingqingjingxizhengdayan:“zhendema?neiketaihaole!”

tajianzhiyaoxijierqi,jiangchengzhenshitadefuxing。

gaoxingdetongshiyourenbuzhuyihuo。

zenmeshangbeizizijimeiyoutiqianyujianjiangchengni......zheilimianyidingyoutabuzhidaodeshiqing。

duijiangchengbiaodaganxie,lianggerenyuedinglexiacipengtoudeshijianhou,shenqingqingjiugaoxingdihuilejia。

meixiangdaoluojianguojingranyezai。

yitiandehaoxinqingjiuzheimemeile,shenqingqinglianshangdexiaolikexiaoshi,xinlizhihuhuiqi。

tayuanbenxiangzhijiehuiwoshi,danshiluojianguojiaozhuleta:“qingqing,wohaojiumeipeiniguangjiele,wojintianteyiqinglejia,peiniqumailiangshenyifuba?”

买衣服?

shenqingqingchadianyiweizijitingcuole。

zijijiajitaqinian,renlaorenyuandangniuzuoma,takecongmeiyouxiangguozhudongweizijimairenhedongxi。

buguoxianzai,tayebuxuyaole。

talengdanjujue:“yongbuzhe。”

fanzhengzijijiuyaoqududaxuele,zheilideyiqiedourangtajuedeexinyane。

她通通不想要。

luojianguoquezhanqilai,sihuxiangyaoyongzheigemibushenme,jianchidao:“niyijinghenjiumeiyoumaixinyifule,zouba,wopeiniqu。”

shenqingqingyanedihoutui,bikaitashenguolaideshou。

lengchiyisheng:“ao,nihaizhidaowohenjiumeimaixinyifua,neiniyongyibangongzijixuyiyiconggangchengmaisijindeshihouzenmebuxiangxiangwozheigebaomuni?”

luojianguocumei:“ninengbunengbiezheiyang!”

zhengshuozhehua,waimianxiangqiqiaomensheng。

shenqingqingbuxiangzaibeiexindao,xuanzezhuanshenqukaimen。

结果更恶心。

外面站着许依依。

neigezaochengzijiyibeizibeijudenvren。

cishidetayishenganjingdebaisesuihuaqunranleniwu,lianshanghaidaizhebazhangyin,gengxiandexiaoliancangbaichuchukelian。

shigeduonian,zaicijiandaozheigenvren,shenqingqingnaohaizhongbuzijuezaicifuxianchubingchuangshang,taduizhezijiyaowuyangweideyangzi。

tahendeyayangyang,lianseyelenglexialai。

kanjianshenqingqing,xuyiyiyemingxianlengzhu,zhuanerluchuweiqudeshense,buandao:“wo......wozhaoluoge。”

tingjiantadeshengyin,luojianguolikejinzhangqilai,jizouliangbuchulai。

“yiyi?nizenmechenglezheifuyangzi?”tazhenjing。

xuyiyiyikanjianta,dunshijiurenbuzhule,kudelihuadaiyu,zhijieraokaishenqingqing,pujinluojianguohuaili。

“luodage,nibangbangwo......”

shenqingqinghaozhengyixiakanzhe,baozheshoubei:“yaobuwojinimentengdifang,chuangjinimenshui?”

xuyiyidunshicangbaizhexiaoliangangawucuo,yandihaishileishuiyingying。

luojianguobaohuyuqilai,jiangtahuzaishenhou:“shenqingqing,nishuohuabuyaozheimenanting,youshichongzhewolai!”

kanzhelianggerenzheifukumingyuanyangdeyangzi,shenqingqingzhendeyaotule。

tachixiao:“nimenguangtianhuarilouloubaobao,shizuodenankan,haiburangrenshuole?”

luojianguozheicaiyishidaoxuyiyidedongzuobutuo,youxielangbeigangadibarentuikaiyixie。

xuyiyiweiqudichouye,quehaishizuanzhuletadeyijiao,zhuantouduishenqingqingweiqudao:“shenjie,nibiewuhui,wo......wojiushixiangqingluodagebanggemang,wozhendemeibanfale......”

yuanlaiwangxiufenbeishenqingqingyifantidianhou,likeshaqulexuexiao。

quezhenghaokanjianluozizhoudaizhejigedahaizi,zhengqizaizijierzitoushangyaowuyangwei。

dangshineigehuoqi,likejiuyaojiaoxunluozizhou,zheishihouxuyiyiyoutiaochulaichonghaoren。

wangxiufenjiubuguanbugunaoleqilai,zhijiebaxuyiyibaobiluozizhou,haishoushoulipinshenmedeshiqingdoudouluochulai。

haizaixuexiaolatiaofu,yaoxuexiaokaichuxuyiyi。

事情闹得太大。

xuyiyizheicaizhidaopale,paolaizhaoluojianguo。

luojianguotingwanshiqingshimo,dunshibumandao:“neigewangxiufen,pingshijiupolananchan,taiguofenle,wotiniqubaipingzheijianshi!”

xuyiyidunshiyanleiwangwang:“xiexieluodage。”

lianggerenpangruowurenshuowanhua,luojianguojiucongcongdaizhexuyiyiqulexuexiao。

wanquanbashenqingqingzheigeqiziwangzailenaohou。

shenqingqingqingchukandao,xuyiyiluguozijishenbianshi,neichongmanletiaoxindeyideyanshen。

he!zhenshiexindegougoudele!

yuanbenshenqingqingbudasuanguande,danshizheihuier,tabixuzaiqutianyibahuo!

yushitayezhuizaileliangrenhoutou。

daolexuexiaodeshihou,menkouyijingjujilebushaoren,doushikanrenaode。

wangxiufenbukuishiyuanzilichulemingdedazuipofu,yihuierdegongfujiulianzhudaipaobaxuyiyizongrongxueshengqiangqianhoujizijimailiwudeshiqing,huishenghuiseshuolehaojibian。

pangbianhaiyouhaojigetongbanbeipohaidexiaohai,tamendejiazhangyedoulaile,fennudiyaoqiuxuexiaobixujigeshuofa。

luozizhoubeizheixierenweizaizhongjian,hedesesefadou,zhongyumeileyiwangdebawangyang。

yikanjianzijibabahelaoshilaile,likepuguoqu,dakuqilai。

“baba,xulaoshi,zheixiechundongxiqifuwo,xulaoshi,nibangwodatamen,yongjiechidatamenshoubanxin,wojinimaitouhua,xiangyiqianyiyanghaobuhao!”

cihuayichu,zhouweidunshixiangqiyizhenqieqiesiyudeshengyin。

xuyiyigengshiliansefabai:“ni......nibiehushuo。”

shenqingqingquezhanchulai,guyilenglianyansuduiluozizhoudao:“nijingranzuochuzheizhongshi,zhenshitairangmamashiwangle!”

luozizhouxinlizhengcuiruo,tingtazheimeshuo,dunshibuguanbugu:“wotaoyanni!nishihuaimama,wobuxihuanni,woyaoxulaoshizuowodemama,tashuolezhiyaobabagennilihun,jiukeyizuowomama!”

yishijiqiqiancenglang,xianchangdunshifeitengqilai。