第一章:我要离婚
faxianlaogongchuguihou,wojianchilihun,yixiangchongaiwodebamaquejianjuebutongyi。
tamenbawodehukoubenzangqilai,duzaijiamenkouburangwochuqu,shenzhiyangyanruguowolihunjiumeiyouwozheigenver。
wozhiyilihun,bamaquebawodexingliquanbucongjialirenglechuqu,shuotamenburennver,zhirennvxu。
houlai,tamentangzaiyiyuanqiuwoquzhaogutamen,wolenglengyixiao:
「nimenbushizhirennvxuma,zenmebujiaonimendehaonvxuguolaizhaogunimen?」
…
「我要离婚。」
wozuozaibamamianqian,pingjingdeshuochulezheijuhua。
zaicizhiqian,wocongmeixiangdaojiehunduoniandezhangfuhuichugui,gengmeixiangdaotapingchangzaiwomianqianbiaoluchulaideaiyihewenqingjuranquandoushizhuangchulaide。
wobushiyigejiuchanderen,zaidezhitachuguideneiyike,wojiuqilelihundeniantou,yushiwoshoushihaoxinglihuijia,duibamatichulewodexiangfa。
kebamadefanyingyuanbiwoxiangxiangdeyaojilie。
「niyaolihun?buxing,wobutongyi!niyetaibudongshile!lilehunnishangnaerzaizhaoyigezheimehaodelaogong,xiangyaolihun,chufeiwosi!」
mamajianjuebutongyi,babazuozaiyipangsuiranmeishuohua,kezheimorendetaidumingxianjiushihemamazhanzaitongyitiaoxianshang。
tashenzhizeguaidekanzhewo,sihushizaizhizewobuyinggaitilihun。
tamenshenzhicongtoudaoweidoumeiyouwenguowoweishenmeyaolihun,lisuodangrandebayiqiezeguaidaowodetoushang。
wokanzhewangrilichongaiwodejiaren,diyicijuedekanbuqingtamen。
「nver,nitingmayijuquan,lilehundenvrenbuhaozhaoduixiang,meiyourenyuanyiyaoyigeerhundepolanhuo,buguanyoushenmemaodun,jiuzheiyangbariziguoxiaqubuhaoma?」
wozhenjingdekanzhemama,buganxiangxinzheiyangdehuajuranshicongtazuilishuochulaide。
worenzheleiyi,xiangershiyiyangshituxunqiumamadeanwei:「ma,woxianglihun,liweitachuguile。」
mamalengleyixia,suihoumanbuzaihudeshuo:「zheiyoushenmeguanxi,buguoshifanlediancuoeryi,zaishuonagenanrenbutouxing,renrenyejiuguoqule。」
wenyan,wozhongyurenbuzhunuyi,dashengdao:「tazheibushifanledianxiaocuo,tashichuguia!chuguizheijianshiyoudiyicijiuyoudierci,nandaoniyaowoyizhirenxiaquma?!」
「xingle,hanzheimedashengyebupalingjutingjiandiuren。」
yizhichenmodebabazhanleqilai,jiuzaiwoyiweitashiyaoweiwochutoudeshihou,tadeyijuhua,chedibawodahuilegudi。
「lihunzheijianshinixiangdoubuyaoxiang,wozheibeizizhirenliweiyigenvxu,ruguoniyaogentalihun,wozhidangmeinizheigenver。」
tamenbawosuozaifangjianli,shouzoulewodeshouji。
wofenlidepaidazhemensuoqiqiutamenfangwochuqu,dandouwujiyushi。
wobumingbaiweishenmeyiqiedoubianle。
cengjingdeairenshizhidaomaoanrandeqinshou,erchongaiwodejiaren,yebuzaishijiaren。
mamazhanzaimenwaidishengquanjiewo:「guainannan,zhiyaonidigetoubutilihun,womenjiufangnichuqu,niheliweizhaoyanghaishienaidehaofuqi,womenhaishiyijiaren。」
wozuozaidishang,batoumaijinbeiwan,jiazhuangmeitingdaozheijuhua。
bababunaifandeshengyinchuanlai:「bieguanta,ejitianjiuhaole。」
「shuoshenmeyinweiliweichuguiyaolihun,yaobushitazijimeibenshishuanbuzhuliweidexin,tazenmehuibeiwaimiandehulijinggoudalequ。yehaoyisihuilairangranglihun,yebuxiandiuren!」
houmianshuoleshenmewoyijingtingbuqingle,shengyinzhujianyuanqu,leishuidashilewodemianpang。
zhidaozheiyikewocaimingbaiguolai,tamenhuoxu,conglaidoumeiaiguowo。
chuangwaideyuesezhujianmingliang,zhaozailechuangtoudexiangkuangshang,jiezheyuese,wokanqingleneishijinianqianpaidequanjiafu。