lingwanzhenghoudeyigexingqi,boshiyandasuangenwojuxinghunli,woyouxiejingya,benlaiquwojiushijianhenbuguangcaideshi,tahebizheimexingshidongzhong。
xiangshikanchulewodexiangfa,tayibianxuanzhehunshazhaoyibianyinyangguaiqidao:“zheishiwodiyicijiehun,wodangrandezhongshi。”
takeyiba“diyici”zheisangeziyaodehenzhong,xiangshizaibianzhefangfadetixingwo,wozhidangmeitingjian。
womianwubiaoqingdetaidusihuyouredaotale,tajiangzazhirengjinwohuaili:“niyoujingyan,youxiedongxinizijianpai,shangciminzhengjujiubiaoxiandehenbucuo,buzhidaode,renjiahaiyiweinishichangke。”
wochabuduoshixiguanleboshiyanduiwodelengchaorefeng,tajiuxihuanzheiyang,mingmianshangshikuani,qishiandilibanibiandeyiwushichu。
wozhidaozijibupei,erqiehaiyouqiuyurenjia,suoyijiuyizhirenshouzhe,yaobujiushixiaoxixideshunzhetadehualaijiang,meiciyizheiyang,tadeliansejiulikelenglexialai。
woxiang,duiyuwozheiyifuxuweidexiaorongtakendingexinsile,keshiwodaotingledezizai,suiranmeiyouzunyan,danhaodaizhaodaolefangfahuijita。
jiuxiangboshiyansuoshuodeneiyang,woyou“jingyan”,suoyiwosantianzhineijiubasuoyoudongxidouanpaihaole。
boshiyanshuorangwosuibiangao,buchaqian,suoyidingdejiudian、hunlixianchangyijigezhongdongxidoushizuidingjide。shide,wojiushixiangbaofuta,yichanghunlihualejinqianwan,napatazaiyouqian,buxintengsicaiguai。
danhoulaiwocaizhidao,neidianqianduitalaishuogenbenbusuanshenme。
qingjianzuochulaihou,wojiudasuanquzhaoxiaoyan,zheiduanshijianyizhimeilianxita,yebuzhidaotaguodezenmeyang,wohendanxin。
wodachelaidaobaili,qiantaidexiaojiepiqibutaihao,danjianwochuandebucuo,yazhulezijidebunai。
“xiaojie,womenzheiermeiyouyigejiaoxiaoyande,ninzhaocuole。”
wozhouzhemeixiangleyihuier,jiuyoushuoleju:“taoxiaoyan,nizaikankanyoumeiyouzheigeren。”
qiantaiyixiazifanyingguolai:“ninshuodeshiwomendatangjinglishima,ninshaodeng,wozheijiujinidadianhua。”
woyixiazijiufanglexin,kanlaiboshiyanmeiyoupianwo。
liangfenzhonghou,xiaoyanconglimianchulaile,tayijiandaowojiulimapuleguolai:“jie,wozhongyujiandaonile!zheiduanshijianhaoxiangni!”
wopaizhetajian,anfudao:“jiebushilaikannilema,guai。”
xiaoyanxiaozhejiangleizhumoqu,ranhouqingcheshuludedaizhewozoujinhuisuo。
“jie,zheiduanshijianniqunaer,hesiwole,wohaiyiweizaiyejianbudaonile。”tayizhiwanzhewodegebo,haoxianghaipawohuilikai。
woshuo:“zheiduanshijianyoushi,suoyimeilaikanni。nizaizheilizenmeyang,youmeiyourenqifuni?”
tajiaoaodewojinquantou:“sheigan,woxianzaishizheierdejingli,tamendoudetingwode。”
woxinweidexiaolexiao,kanlaizheifenchashitashiyingdehaibucuo。
“duilejienizhidaoshangciwomenyudaodeneigerenshisheima?”
wo:“nishuoboshiyan?”
tazhongzhongdediandiantou:“yuanlainizhidaoa?”
wodangshiyiweixiaoyanshuodeshimingzi,houlaiwocaizhidaoshizhideshenfen,yigepangdajinguideshenfen。
“wobuguangzhidao,wohailaijinisongqingjiande。”
“什么请柬?”
wogangdasuanbabaolidekapiannachulai,jiukanjianyigehuangzhangdefuwushengpaoguolai,toushanghailiuzhexue,shangqibujiexiaqide。
“tao,taojingli,buhaole,502haobaofangyourennaoshi!”