第1章 第一章谁不领谁是小狗

“yefan,wozhongyugennilihunle,zheishisannianyilai,wozuizhengquedexuanze,wozhongyujietuole。”

minzhengjumenkou,yefanshoulimiannazhelvsedelihunzheng,wufaxiangxiangdikanzhezijideqianqichuyanran。

neigesannianqiandanchunhezijixiangaidexiaonvhai,rujinjingrannengshuochurucibinglengdehuayu。

“hewolihun,duinilaishuoshiyizhongjietuo?neiwomendehunyinyousuanshenmeni。”

chuyanranwenyanqingqingyixiao:“womendehunyin?neizhisuanshiyigexiaohuabale,bijingwozheimeyouxiu,nizhishigemeibenshidenanrenbale。”

“sannianqianwobuanshishi,woyeyeyoubeinishifuneigelaoshengunjipianle,rangwojiajinizheigexiaoshengun,woxianzaixiangyixiangdoukexiao。”

yefanwenyanyuqituranbiandebingleng:“chuyanranwogaosuni,nikeyiwuruwo,dannibukeyiwuruwoshifu!”

“meiyouwoshifu,kongpanimenchujiazaojiujiaporenwangle,younayoujinrihuihuang?”

yefandeshifu,shixiangchedaxiadetianyishensuan。

zhidaoyefanxihuanchuyanranhou,yousuanchuchuyanranmingfantianshaguxing。

cidengmingge,zheiyibeizizhudingguanguagudu,zhenggechujiadouhuiyinweichuyanrandemingge,sidesifengdefeng。

ruguoyefanhechuyanranzaiyiqi,yehuibeikedeyingnianzaoshi。

weileyefandexingfu,tianyishensuanbuxizihuishuangmuqiangkaitianyan,weichuyanrannitiangaiming,mengbitianshaguxing!

zhiyaochuyanranheyefanzaiyiqi,jiunengjiezhuyefanshenshangdezhenlongzhiqi,yiluyunshiruhong。

guobuqiran,sanniandeshijian,chuyanrankaozhezheiyunshi,bajijikeweidechushijituan,yunyingchengjiangchengshizhishoukeredeqiye,chuyanranyechengweilejiangchengshidemingxingqiyejia。

eryefandeshifutianyishensuan,yinweiweichuyanrannitiangaiming,zisunbainiandaoxing,zaodaotianqianchengfa,shoujinlebingtongzhemoersi。

keyishuochuyanranjintiandeyiqie,doushiyefandeshifuyongshengminghuanlaide!

danrujinchuyanranzheigebaiyanlangjingranwuruenren,yefanruhenengbushengqi?

tingdaoleyefanbinglengdeshengyin,chuyanranbuyoudedaotuileliangbu。

jiehunsannian,yefanduitabaiyibaishun,jiushidashengshuoyijuhuadoumeiyou,kexianzaijingranyuqirucibingleng。

chuyanransuihouxiangtong,yiqiandeyefanyidingdoushiweizhuangde,rujinlihunluchulezhenzhengmianmu,xinghaozijihetalihunle,yaoburanbuyidinghaibeipiandaoshenmeshihou。

guoranshigexuweidexiatounan!

“xiaohua,wochuyanranyoujintiandechengjiukaodedoushizijidebenshi,ernini?”

“womenjiehunsannian,nimeitianchulequtianqiaoxiamianbaitanpianrenhaizuoguoshenme?buyaonanidexiaorenzhixin,laichuaicewodeyouxiuhaoma?”

“ninapadanggepianziyeshibugougede,lianqiandoupianbudao。”

yefanwenyanzichaobandiyixiao:“yuanlaizheisannian,niyizhirenweiwoshipianzima?”

tianyishensuanweilezijishensidaoxiao,yefanziranyaojichengtadeyibomeirizaitianqiaoxiamianbaitan,weidejiushirushijimin,suoyidoushixiangzhengxingshouyixieqianbale。

tongshiyeshiweilechuyanranzengjiafubao,yuemanerkui,wujibifan。

chuyanranbenjiushiguanguaguduzhiming,rujinbeitianyishensuanyingshigaiming,gaichenglezheifuguiming,henrongyizaodaotianqian,yefanshenweitadezhangfu,jizanfubao,jiunengtitadangzai。

dangranjiusuanyefanshuochuzheixie,chuyanranyebuhuixiangxinde,huabutoujibanjuduo。

jiranliangrenyijinglihunle,jiushimolurenle,cengjingdemeihaojiusuifengerquba。

jiuzaizheigeshihou,yigechuanzhexizhuanggelvdenanren,nazheyishujiushijiuduodemeiguihua,laidaolechuyanrandemianqian。

“yanran,nizenmehaizaihezheigefeiwufeihua,weizhiwodoudinghaole,womenjintianqukongzhonghuayuanqingzhuyixia。”

kandaolenanren,yefanlianseshunjianbiandefennu,zheigenanrentarenshi!

zheirenmingjiaozhanglei,yizhizaizhuiqiuchuyanran,erchuyanranyizhiheyefanshuo,zaojiubazhangleiyiqielianxifangshilaheile,buhuizailihuita。

meixiangdaoliangrenjingranyizhiyoulianxi,erqieliangrenhaiyaoqingzhuzijihechuyanranlihun?

zheibubarendangshazihunongma!

“chuyanran,yuanlaiyiqiedoushiyinweita?”

chuyanranmianduiyefandezhiwen,sihaomeiyoutuisuo:“womenlianggeyijinglihunle,weilesheiheniyemeishenmeguanxiba。”

“wojiusuanzhaorenheyigenanren,douyaobiniqiangduole。”

yefanwenyannujifanxiao:“haohaohao,chuyanran,congjinyihou,nizounideyangguandao,woguowodedumuqiao,womenlianggezaiyemeiguanxile!”

shuowanyefanzhuanshenjiuyaolikai,quebeizhangleilanzhu。

yefanyanjingweiweiyimi:“niyaoganshenme?”

zhangleishangxiadaliangleyixiayefan,zhihoubuxiedishuo:“qiongsuangui,zhiqiannishiyanrandezhangfu,wocaimeiyouxiuliguoni。”

“xianzainiyijingheyanranlihunle,jingranhaiganheyanrandahuxiaojiao,xinbuxinworangnijianbudaomingtiandetaiyang。”

yefanbuxiedeshangxiadaliangleyixiazhanglei,shenweitianyishensuandechuanren,kanmianxiangzhishiyigeshifenjibendejineng。

“yintangfahei,shuangmuwushen,tiantingyouque,digebuquan,woyidingnenghuozhejiandaomingtiantaiyang,daoshinimeijitianhaohuole。”

zhangleiwenyanbaonu,duizheshenhoudeheiyibaobiaodahan:“ganzuzhoulaozi,jiwohenhendizouta。”

kanzhejigeheiyirenweishangqianlai,yefanyanjingyimi,shoulimianjigenyinzhenshuailechuqu,sheruheiyirenfubu。

“haolazhushouba。”zheigeshihouchuyanranturankaikou。

jigeheiyirenzhidaozhangleizhuiqiuchuyanrandeshiqing,zirantingchuyanrandehuatingshou。

chuyanranduyizheyefanshuo:“niyekandaole,womengenbenjiushilianggeshijiederen,jintianmeiyouwo,nijiuhuizaizheilibeidadetoupoxueliu。”

“zheishiwonengweinizuodezuihouyijianshile,jieshouxianshiba,buyaohuozaihewozaiyiqishidemeihaoshenghuozhizhong。”shuowanchuyanranzoushanglezhangleidepaoche。

zhangleibuxiededuizheyefanshuodao:“xiaozijintiansuannimingda,xiacizairangwojiandaoni,yaonihaokan。”shuowanjiashizoushangpaoche,yangchenerqu。

jiuzaizhangleihechuyanranlikaihou,jigeheiyirenturanqiqidewuzheduzipazaidishangtongkushenyin。

yefanzhishiduizhejirendandandeshuodao:“weihuzuochang,qiyataren,zheizhishixiaochengdajie,erdengruoshiyijiuruci,bizaoyudahuo!”

shuowanyefandashouyihui,yigengenyinzhenzaijirendefubufeiruyefanshouzhong,jirenzheicaidedaohuanjie。

yefanzhuanshengangyaolikai,quebeiyigeshensehuangzhangdemeinvzhuanglegemanhuai。

zhaoqingroubenlaixiangshuojuduibuqijiuganjinlikai,turankandaoyanqiandeyefan,hunshenditanhuohelihunzheng,dunshiyanqianyiliang。

“nishibushiyishiwuchengdeqiongdiaosi,laopogenyouqianrenpaole?”

yefanwenyanlianseyibian:“nishenmeyisi?”

kandaoyefandefanying,zhaoqingroujiuzhidaozijicaiduile,lazheyefanshuodao:“zou,hewolingzhengwohenijiehun。”

yefanyilianmengbidikanzhezhaoqingrou,shencaigaotiao,zhangxiangmeili,yebuchoujiarena,zenmedangjiezhaonanren。

kanzheyefanchichibudong,zhaoqingrouyongqilejijiangfa:“zenme,laopodougenbiedenanrenpaole,nihaibuganhewojiehun?”

“zhenshigefeiwu,huogaibeilv!”

yefanwenyandunshiyanjingdengdelaoda,nayouzheimewururende,yibalazhuzhaoqingrouchaozheminzhengjuzouqu。

“zoulingzheng,sheibuling,sheishixiaogou!”