第5章 爷爷气晕了(1461字)

wurihou,shenjingniankaiwanzaohuibamishuhanxianjiaodaobangongshi。

“bairuanruandeshi,nichaderuhele。”

nanrenmianduiluodichuangwangzheshengjinghaojing,gaoantingbadeshencaitoushechuyipianjijuyapogandejianying。

“bao、baoqianshenzong,meiyourenhejinzhan。”

hanxianjinzhangdikaihan,“erqieneiwanlikaihou,shaofurenbingmeihuizhiqiangongzuodeliaoyangyuan,wohaiqinzipaodaofurenlaojiayunchengchaguo,shangmiandizhishijiade,neiligenbenmeiyouyihuxingbaiderenjia。”

“dizhishijiade?”shenjingniancuranhuishen,muguanganchenyaren。

“shide,woqudangdipaichusuochaguo,yeshichawuciren。”hanxiandaodijiaoletangyiersanniandeshaofuren,yishizhengaibulekou。

shenjingniannaozhongwengdiyisheng,tazheishiqulegeshenme?nvtewuma!

“taneiwangentangyuezoule,chatangyueyemeixiansuo?”

“shibuxiangmanashenzong,yaotangzongzhenxiangjinwozangjiaoneigujizanmenzhenshichabuchushenme……”

“jinwuzangjiao”sigezilingshenjingnianjunmeihenhenyitiao,qiheidemouyongqizaohuo。

“tangyuezheigeren,kanzherenpinduanfang,zenmenengganchuwaqiangjiaodexiazuoshouduan?”

“e……yebusuanwaqiangjiaoba,zheianlishuoyinggaijiaojiepan……”

shenjingnianyijilinglideyanfengfeiguoqu,hanxianjingdeyikouqimeichuanyun,kesouleyisheng。

neiwantangyueweihuzhebairuanruandehuamianlilizaimu,nanrenyanlideqingyishenqieheqinonglie。

shenjingnianbuzhizenme,xinkoumenmenran。

taneimunedeqizi,meilizenmedadao,liantangyueneihaomenquanchulemingdewuqingwuyu“boluotou”douchengletadehuhuashizhe,qunxiazhichen?

——“jingnian,kebukeyi……bulihun?”

——“yinwei……woaini!”

“骗子!”

shenjingnianmilemimou,hunshensanfalinliehanyi。

shoujizaizhuoshangfachuzhendong。

tachuimukanzhepingmu,modixinjianyijin。

“爷爷。”

“zhuyoumengxindehunzhanggaozi!wogennishuoguoshenmeniquandangerpangfeng?!”

shenlaoyezishennanhuaifachuzhongqishizudenuchi,“wogaosuguonijiranniquleruanruanjiubuxuzaihejinjianvyourenhewanglai!

niziqingzijianbuyaojin,nirangruanruandelianwangnaerfang?!jiwogunguolai!”

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huikeshizhong,qiyadidezhixi。

shennanhuaizhuzheguaizhangzaitieshenmishuheshenguangjingdechanfuxiazuowen,lianseheirumozhi。

“shuo!neigenvrendaodizenmehuishier?!”shennanhuaizhongzhongjiangguaizhangchudi。

“ba,ninxianxiaoxiaoqi……”shenguangjingmangpaifuzhelaoyezidejibei,hentiebuchenggangdidengshizheshenjingnian。

“yeye,sannianqiyiman。”

shenjingniansangyinshaya,zhuzizhujudishuo,“nindayingguowo,zhiqubairuanruansannian,sannianqiman,shijixushilihun,suiwoxinyi。”

shennanhuailianseyibai,ruzaoleipi。

sannianlai,zaibairuanruanneiguaihaizidepeibanxia,tameitianguodedoukaikaixinxinde,yiqianduogerizidanzhizhijian,tadoumeiyishidaoqixianyijingdaole!

“xianzai,woxuanzejieshuzheiduanhunyin,hewozhenzhengaiderenzaiyiqi,ninbugaiyourenheyiyi。bairuanruanyeyiqianlelihunxieyi,zerihuihewoqububanshouxu。”shenjingnianqingqibochun,danmowuqing。

“shenme?!yijinglile?!”shenhuainanboranzhennu,qishenshiyanqianyihei,chadianershuaidao。

shenjingnianjianbuchongshangquchanfuyeye,quebeilaoyezifenhendituisangkai。

“ba!haimeilinglihunzhengni,zhishiqianlexieyieryi,ninyouzhongfengqianwanbunengjidonga!”shenguangjingshengpalaoyezigujifufa,mangbudiekuanwei。

“zuoniea!zuoniea!woerxifubumanyi,weishenmewosunxifuyebunengzhaogekexindeweishenmea?!”

shenjingnianjiangzaiyuandishoubuzhigaishengaifang,shenguangjingyegenzhetangqiang。

“woyaoruanruan!niqubawoderuanruanzhaohuilai!lileruanruanwoqinbuanzhenshinanxiayan,wosheiyebuyao,jiuyaoruanruanzuowomenshenjiadesunxifu!”shennanhuaiyuelaoyuexianggehaizi,jingransaqilepo。

“jingnian,haibukuaijiruanruandadianhuadaitalaijianyeye!”shenguangjingjishengcuicu。

“yeye,jibianxianzaiwojiaotahuilaipeinin,wohetadehunyinyezoudaolejintou,meiyoujixudekenengle。”

shenjingnianxiangzhezhangtongburuduantong,yuqituotuolalaburuzhijiegancuidianduanlenianxiang。

“aaa!”shenhuainanquanshenduosuoleqilai,zhitingtingdixianghouyangqu。

zheixiakebashenshifuzihedaole,jimangdadianhuajiaoyisheng。

shenjingnianwufa,zhinengyaoyadajilebairuanruan。

结果。

“ninbodadedianhuahaomashikonghao。”

bairuanruanbudanrenshizongle,liandianhuahaomayezhuxiaole?!

“kee!”shenjingnianqideyankuangbiaohong,henhenzuanquan。