第2章 别拿我当傻子

antingdonghuangranhuishen,monianleyisheng“gaisi”,tuimenchonglechuqu。

“安总?”

“dajiabieji!”qinyusixiaofeixiaodelanzhudajia:“anzongchuqutoutouqi,buyongzaiyi!gaiwanwan,gaihehe,highqilaiha!”

qinyushihaichengweiyiyuantingdongguanxijiaohaodehuahuadashao,youtashuohua,dajiayefanglexin,fenfenluozuojixuhejiuchangge。

antingdongzhuichulai,renqunzhongqueyijingmeilebaiwenwandeshenying。

“gaisi,zheigenvren……”

tadishengzhouma,zairenqunzhongsousuozhe,ciyandeguangxianzaiwuchilitiaoyue,shitabudebumiqiyanlai。chuanguocaozadewuchi,wushishenpangzhengzaijiewendenannv,tademuguangshudisuozaiqianfangyijianbaojianmenkou。

baiwenwanyangzhetou,zhengheyigenanrenshuozheshenme,antingdongkandaotadecemian,xiabadehuduyangdezhenghao,zheigexiantiao,jingbuzhiweihe,ganjuebizaijialishiyaomeideduo。

ranerzaimei,yebushiweitaerzhanfang。antingdongmenhengyisheng,dabushangqian,erhuabushuo,zhuaqibaiwenwandeshouwan,zhuanshenjiuzou!

baiwenwanjingjiaoyisheng,caikanqingzheigenanren,zaicifachuyishengjingjiao:“antingdong?”

“跟我回去!”

talenglengdefaling,liankandoubuxiangduokantayiyan,lianshangshichanzazhegangadefennu。

tangtangzongcaifurenlaiyedianhenanrenyuehui,chuanchuqutademingshenghaiyaobuyao!

“nifangkaiwo……”baiwenwanzizhilikui,zhengzhashengdouxiaolexuduo,nuonuotiantiandeyuqizhongdailejifenwangchangdeqieruo。

shouzhongyizhi,antingdongbunaihuitou,quejianbaiwenwandelingyizhishoubeihetatanhuadenanrenlalezhu。

tadezhangmouweixiandemiqi,lenglengdao:“fangkaitadeshou!”

neinanrenyebaoyilengxiao:“wenwanshiwodepengyou,wobunengrangnizheimedaizouta。”tagaotingdeshencai,mianbulunkuojiaoweishensui,sihuyouhunxuexuetong,zhishizuolianjiayidaoniuqudebahen,pohuailezheiyiqiemeigan。

baiwenwanxintouyitiao,dishengdao:“jinyu,biezheiyang。”

jinyu?zheigenanrendemingzi?jiaoqilaineimeqinni!

antingdongcumei,tahenhenyizhuai,baiwenwanshudishiqupingheng,diejintahuaili。

“nanguainituranyaohewolihun,yuanlaiyijingzhaodaolexiajia。”antingdongjugaolinxiawangzheta,turanxianedeyituita,taliangqiangyixia,youxianghoudaoqu。

“a!”baiwenwanbenyiweizijiyaoshuaidaole,ranyaojianyijin,queshixujinyulanzhuleta。

“fangshou!”antingdongnuhe。

xujinyuweiweiyixiao,muguangchengchetanran:“anzong,laopobushizheiyangtengde,ruguonichicu,jiuzhijiegaosutacaidui,zheiyangdongyongbaoli,shangdezhihuishinimendeganqing。”

“wochicu?”antingdonglengxiaoyisheng,dao:“wozhishilaijinggaota,zuowoantingdongdelaopo,jiuguaiguaidedaizaijiali,yebiewangxiangsihuishenmeqingren,yulechangsuo,bushitagailaidedifang!”

kandaoxujinyufangzaitayaojiandeshou,tajiunuhuozhongshao,zijidelaopo,quebeibierenlanzhe,zheiwuyiyudazijierguang!

sihuganshoudaotadexinsheng,baiwenwantuikaixujinyu,xiangtadiantoushiyi,zheicaimianduiantingdong,lengjingdefanwen:“yulechangsuobushiwogailaidedifang,jiushinigailaidedifangma?”

zheinvrendanziyuelaiyuedale!

antingdongwoquan,zhengyaoyaoyaqiechikaikou,jianbangbeirendashang:“dongge,zaizheiganmani,dajiadouzaidengni。”

tahuitou,jianshiqinyu,bianhuifuleshense,dandandao:“meishenmeshi。”

“yi?saozia!”qinyuzheicaikandaobaiwenwan,xipixiaoliandejinggeli:“saozifangxin!womenlaizheilijueduishiyinweigongshi!donggeshenbianyigemeinvdoumeiyou!erqieyouwojianduzhe,baozhengtabuhuiluanlai!dongge,dajiadouyoudengnini。”

youqinyujiewei,antingdongmeiyouzainao,jiletayigejinggaodeyanshen:“baiwenwan,nixianzaiquzhaowodesiji,likehuiqu。”

huidaojiashi,antingdongyijingzuilejifen。

tabunaifandechechelingdai,taibushanglou。

woshidechuangtoudengliangzhe,rouruandetianerongchuangdianshangneigejiaoxiaodeshenqujingjingcetangzhe,shencaiquxianzairoumeidedengguangxiagengjiayouren。

tawushengdezoujin,chuncoujintadeerpan,heyikouqi,caiqingqingdekaikou:“baiwenwan,niyaohewolihun,shibushiyinweita?”

baiwenwanchenmozhe,shenzhidongyebudong,tatielexinsideyaozhuangshuixiaqu。

antingdongjiantabudong,bochunyigou,youlenglengdao:

“nideyanguangyejiuzheigeyangzi?neigenanrennalihao?tameiqianmeiquan,nikanshangleshenme?tashenzhizhangdeneimeexin!”

baiwenwantengdezuoqilai:“nizenmenengzheiyangshuobieren!”

zheishitacaifaxian,antingdonglianshangbingmeiyouzhoumadeedubiaoqing,fandaoshiyanmouraoyouquweidemiqilai,zitachushengfanboqi,jiubengshechusensendeyinhanyiwei!

tamomingdexinxuqilai,ditoururudao:“jinyushiwogaozhongtongxue,cengjingwuruqitu,lianshangcailiuleneidaoba,danxianzaitayijinggaiguo!woquzhaotayezhishixuxujiu。”

“xujiu?”antingdonglengxiao:“baiwenwan,bienawodangshazi!”