第6章 bug的缔造者!

songyuanxiayishidedishangqu。

tangmianjiqiguaiqiao,yuqiyufawenhe,“jirandoujuedinglihunle,bibixianyeshiyinggaide,wodoudong,yenenglijie!”

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“a!”jiaochuanshengjiaranerzhi,yishanbuzhengdenvrenzaifengyandecuicuxiaguozheyichuangchuangdan,biancongcongliqu。

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“laoda,nizenme,turanhuilaile?”

“wobuhuilai,nishidasuanbawozheilibianchenghuanlechang?”tangmianmeihaoqididengletayiyan,jiaomeidejingzhixiaoliandaizhexiexubuyue,huangusizhou,weiweiningmei。

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“wogenfuliangyuanlihunle。”tangmianqingheleyikoushui,shenqingpingdanwubo。

“e,lihunlea。”fengyandianlediantou,zaizhuanshenshisishifanyingguolai,zuibazhangdenengsaixiayikeedan,duanzheshuiguopandeshoudouledou,yinliangdouranbagao,“lihun?!”

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