第1章天降狗血
rizipingdanjiule，zongqidaidian**。quebuxiang，turanlaileyipenlengdaojidiandegouxue，rangwoshunjianyuanqidashang。
woheluyimingjiehunliangzhounianjinianridezheitian，dengdaowanshangjiudianduodoubujiantahuilai。
zhengdangwoxinjiaoqizaodeshihouturanjiedaoyigewulitoudedianhua，duifangyongjiqidichendeshengyinwendao：“ninhao，qingwenshiluyimingdetaitaima？”
woxinzhongdunshiyoulezhongbuxiangdeyugan：“woshi。”
“lutaitai，nindeairenta**beizhele，haimiantichongxueyanzhong，jixushoushu.......”
dangshi，wozhijuedenaozili“weng”deyixia。
**beizhe？haimiantichongxue？
这到底是怎么回事？
suiranyazheyiduzideyiwen，danhaishicongmangpilejianwaitaofengleyibandechaozheyiyuanganqu。
daoleluyimingdebingfangmenkou。
gangxiangtuimen，jiutingdaolimianyoulianggexiaohushizaiqieqiesiyu，haishibushidijiazazheyayidexiaosheng：
“.......dayezhandounengcongshanshanggunxialai，neideyouduojiliea！”
“kendingjilie，yaoburanzenmehuilianminggenzidouchadianzhuangduanle？haha.....”
“kanlaizheigesaohulidetingyounengnaidema，nengrangzheinandezheimepinming........”
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tingdaozheili，wozhijuedeshoujiaokaishifadou。
hunshendexuekaishiwangnaomenshangchong。
womengrantuikaimen，lianggexiaodezhenghuandexiaohushimashangshoulesheng。
cike，luyimingzhengtangzaichuangshang，lianshangyouqingzisedezhuangshang，haishenzhexue。
tapangbiantangzhedeneige“saohuli”bushibieren，zhengshiwodeyibiaomeiliyan。
lianggerenkanqilaijiechuyuhunmizhuangtai，danshi......tamendeshouquejinjindiwozaiyiqi，yifutongshenggongsinanshenanfendemoyang。
qizhongyigexiaohushizouleguolai，yiliangangadiwendao：“qingwen.......ninshiluxianshengdetaitaiba？”
“ng。”wozijidounengtingdaowodeyachizhengzaigegezuoxiang。
“luxianshengde**zhuangdaolenvfangdepengushang，youzheshangjixiang，haimiantichongxueyanzhong，xianzaijixushoushu，mafanninzaizheiliqianzi.........”
meidengxiaohushishuowan，wobianyiranjuerandidadao：“bubile！”
xiaohushiyouxieweinan：“lutaitai，ruguoninbuqianzidehua，yihouluxianshengdexingnenglijianghuishoudaoyanzhongweixie！”
zheiyisheng“lutaitai”haizhenshigoufengcide！
“buqian！zhijiezhanleba！yilebaile！”cike，wozhendehenbudecaoqiyibashoushudaozhijiebaluyimingdeminggenzijiqiele！
huoxushiwoshuohuadeshengyintaida，youhuoxushiwodexinzhongdenuhuoshaodetaiwang。
luyimingjingranzaizheigeshihouweiweizhengkaileyan，takanzhewoshuodao：“ningxia，xiangbudaonijingranzheimehenxin！”
“luyiming，nibeizhewozuochuzheiyangdeshiqing，jingranshuowohenxin？”cike，wozhengzaiqitoushang，shuohuayekaishikoubuzeyan，“zhenbuzhidaodaodishinage**jiulenizheige**，zhijiesizaishanshangduohao！”
luyimingyilianyanqidikanzhewo：“woyexiangzhidaodaodishisheijiulewo，jianlemianwoyidinghuihaohaoxiexieta！”
daolezheigeshihou，taheliyandeshouhaijinjinwozaiyiqi。