第三章 无礼的开裆裤

妈咪来了!

xiaodongdongyanshenyiliang,xiaopaodeduozailelinruoweideshenhou。

kandaozhengzhulaile,linjianchengmeitoujinzhou,biwendao,“zhuangshennonggui,nidaodishishei?ganzaizaiwoxiaojiazanglishangnaozheimeyichu,wogaosuni,xianglaitunzhanwomenxiaojiadecaichan,meineimerongyi!”

“he!”kanzhezijiqinshengfuqinzheifuzuilianzuilian,linruoweixinzhongshengchuyipianchaofeng。“linxiansheng,nikanqingchule,woshoulikeshiyouyinjiande!”

liangtianqian,tarenhaizaiguowai。

taturanjiedaoleyifengshenmikuaijian,dakaiyikanjingranshiwaigongdesirenyinjian。

yishidaoqingkuangbumiaodeta,mashangdaizhehaizimenhuiguo,quebuxiangdedaodexiaoxishiwaigonghewaiposhuangshuangqushi。

ertadefuqinzhengzaijiezhezangliyishi,tianbuzhichideyaoqintunzhenggexiaojiacaichan。

“zenmekandoubilinxianshengshouliyiduizhiyouqianmingdewenjiankandegengjiazhenshiba?”

kanzhelinruoweishoulinachuxiaojiaduyiwuerdeyinjian,linjianchengqideshuangyanfahong,kenaoziyizhuan,“shibuxiangman,qianjitian,womenxiaojiayinjianzaozeijitoule。”

“meixiangdaonizheigezeidanzizheimeda,ganpaodaozheililai。”

“lairen,ganjinbatazhuaqilai,jiaojijingcha!”

tingdaolinjianchengshuochudaodayipadehua,linruoweibujinmeiluchuhaipadeshenqing,fanerchaofenglegoulegouchun。

linjianchenghuayinyiluo,jigebaobiaomaolechulai,chaolinruoweizouqu。

kebudengbaobiaojinshen,linruoweiyijiaoyigechuailechuqu,buhuierjiujiangbaobiaomenzhuyifangdaozaidi。

zhandoulizheimeqiangdeyigenvren,shunjianrangzaichangderendaoxiyikouliangqi,daqibuganchu。

linjianchenghehuaile,zhuanshenjiuxiangpao,linruoweiyigejianbuchongleguoqulaidaolinjianchengshenbian。

yibaxiaoqiaojingzhidebishoutiezailelinjianchengdejingbu,bingliangliangdechuganlinglinjianchengdaqibuganchu。

linruoweizaitaerbianxiaoshengshuodao,“linxiansheng,wozheicilaijiushijinggaoni,bushinide,biena。”

“ruguonihaixiangzhejichengxiaojiacaichan,neimenigandeneixiejianbuderendeshiqing,wobaozhengyijianbuluodegongzhiyuzhong。”

“shi,shi。”linjianchengzuishangdayingdekuai。

tingdaolinjianchengdayingdekuai,linruoweizhoulezhoumeitou,tahenshilejietazheigewuqingfuqindexingge,xiangzhezheijianshiqingkendingbuhuizheimerongyijiejue。

bixuranglinjianchengqianxiafangqixieyicaixing,kebudenglinruoweikaikou。

“陆先生来了!”

menwai,buzhisheihanleyisheng,daduanlelinruowei。

linjianchengxiangshitingdaolejiuxinglaile,yanshenyiliang。

xiangbizhixia,linruoweishouqingweideyizhan。

takeshiliguoshi,juebujianneigenanrenyimian。

chenzhesuoyirendemuguangbeizhuanyishi,linruoweiqiaoqiaocongyipangcementuilechuqu。

dengdeng,dongdongneihaizini?

linruoweihuranfaxianzijituichulaideshihou,bawajiwangzailimianle!

gaisi,luxingzhihaizailimian!

ercishidexiaodongdong,zhanzaixishoujiannei,kanzhemianqianhezijiyimoyiyangdexiaonanhai,yanzhongmanshichayi!

“yi!”tadanqiedijiaoleju,haipajile,“jingzilidewozuanchulaile,haijizijihuanleyitaoyifu!”

“youzhidedanxiaogui。”nanhaibiletayiyan,yuanliuliudemomouzhongyemanshiyihuo,“jingranhebenshaoyezhangdeyimoyiyang。”

“mingmingshinizhangdexiangwohaobuhao,wulidekaidangku。”xiaodongdongfanchaofeng,bufushu。zhizhexiaonanhaidekaidangkusheji,zhijieqilewaihao。

“你……”

nanhaiqidehuxijicu,gangxiangzaishuoxieshenmehurantingdaomenwaidehusheng:“xiaoshaoyeyaozoule,xianshengneibiancuile,shuoshigongsiyoushibuduoliule。”

nanhaiwenyanguaiguaizhuanshenlikai,xiaodongdongmeizizidijixufangshengchaofeng:“baibaile,wulidekaidangku。”

jifenzhonghou,youyigexiaomengtuanzidaocesuolaqidongdongdeshou,congcongmangmangdizhuaizhetalikai。

“哥,你可真棒。”

“zouzhaomamilingshangqu。”

lianggexiaojiahuoxizizidishanglezangliwaidemaibahe。

jiashiwei,yigeshencaixianxijingzhiganliandenvrenshouzhongzhengbanongzhepingbanbijiben。