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jiajifuhanzhoudediqinian，tadebaiyueguangfajiwoyizhangchuangzhao。

woyinrenbufa，taquenachuyizhangwujingzhengzhenduanshuzhiwenwo：“niduzilideyezhongjiujingshisheide？”

qiangxingjiangwosongshangyinchanshoushutai。

zhidaofuhanzhouruyuannadaoqinzijiandingdeneitian，hongzheyanhuifengle。

woqueyuandufushudegunhuijia，guaiguaidangwodehaomenda**。

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「fangxinbama，hanzhouduiwohenhao。xianbushuole，wodunzhetangni。」

jiezhuwomadiediebuxiudehuacha，shoujipingmutonghuashizhangdinggezai45fen31miao。

gangzhunbeijiangshoujixipingfangdaoyipang，quejianpingmushangdanchuyitiaochangyongruanjiandesixintixing。

「biedengle，fuhanzhouzaiwochuangshang。」

yixingziyinruyanlian，wonaozhongwengming。

diankaikanqueshigeliantouxiangdoumeiyoudexiaohao，zhuyeshenmeneirongyemeiyou。woxiayishiderenwei，huibuhuishifuhanzhounaxiehupenggouyoudeezuoju？

keshiyankanzhedouyaojiudianle，zhuizhuibuanzhong，wohaishijiangxinjiangyidebotonglebeizhuzhelaogongdeneichuanhaoma。

「喂——」

mangyinxiangguohaojishengdianhuacaichichijietong，dianhuaneitouchuanlaishuxideshengyin。

「wozaikaihuibufangbianshuohua，zaodianxiuxi，buyongdengwo。」

「挂了。」

jinguanzhiyouyusufeikuaideduanduanliangju，worengjiubuzhuodaolefuhanzhoushengyinzhongdechuanxi，shunjianruzhuibingjiao。

turanlianxiangdaoshanggeyuehefuhanzhoudepengyoujuhuishi，tamentiqidewanxiaohua——

「tingshuosuwanhuilaile，tagennimenlianxilema？」

「哪个苏晚？」

「hainengshinage，zhougeneigebaiyueguangchulianbei。zhouge，suwanhuilailianxinimei？」

「quququ，saozinibietingtaxiashuo。」

dangshitinglezhishixiaoxiaomeizaiyi，wohaixiongyouchengzhudetifuhanzhoujiewei。

kexianzai，woquebuneimedudingle。

zuijinyigeyue，fuhanzhoubichuangyechuqihaimang。

huaiyunqigeyue，talianchanjiandoumeikongpeiwo。

hualebangexiaoshizhaodaosuwandeshejiaozhanghao，diankaizhidingdediyitiaoneirong：

「shinianhouzhongfeng，yijiurendeshenfen，kaiqixindeganqing。」

peitushifuhanzhoudebeiying，yishuangnvshengdeshourujingbilegeye。

xinxiangbeiwushuximidezhenjiannianguo，yanleiwushengdediluozaishoubei。zhixiganhaimeilaidejimanyan，woyoushoudaoleganggangneigezhanghaofalaidediertiaoxiaoxi。

yizhangshuizhedeceyan，yiduanweizhideshipin。

zhandouzhediankaishipin，bukanruerdejiaoshengpeizhehuangdongdelihaidehuamian。jingtouquanchengduizhechuangtoumeiyoupaidaolian，danzhujiaoshisheibuyaneryu。

momingfanwei，wobaozhelajitongoulebanshang，canghuangzhongduanshipindejixubofang。

buganxiangxinxiangbanduoniandeairenhuichugui，lizhiheganxingzaifengkuangsicheduizhuang。

pianpianzheigeshihouwoyoushoudaomamafalaideguanqie：

「wohenibashangliangguole，zhiyaoniguodexingfujiuxing。dengnibahaizishengxialai，hexiaofuyiqihuilaijichengjialidejiayeba。」

woxiangqiqinianqianneigebugufumuquanzu，gengzhebozifeiyaojiajifuhanzhoudeziji。yiqiangguyongdexiangxinaiqing，wuqierduoduikangshijie。

zhijianqingkuaidewudong，zhongjiushibianjizheweizhuangsuiyuejinghaodehuifu。

无比讽刺。

fuhanzhouhuilaideshihouwohaimeirushui。

tachajuedaowoxingzhe，quebingbudasuanjieshizuotiandequxiang，chenmodezailingyicetangxia。

zaibuhuishiquwozheijianshishangtayiguanhenyoudiqi。

congqianfuhanzhoudexiongdibandaqudexiaohuata：

「saozizheimepiaoliangqiangshou，zhougekedekanjinle。」

tazongshifengqingyundandelanzhewodeyao，huijingtamen：

「buhui，nisaozilibukaiwo。」

tabirenherendougengqingchuwoyouduoaita。