什么？
linyuchulengleyixia，dunleyixia，cailuchuleyimotianjingdexiaorong。
“muhe，woweishenmeyaoquzhaobaiyinyin，nimenbushijiehunlema？”
huimorushendeyanmouqianqiandebileyixia，dannaohaizhongquehuaguoneinvrengangcaimingmeixiaozhangdemoyang，zhuchunqingqi，querulantuxi。
“……liyou，wonile。”
xiaomuhezhangkaiyanjing，yanshenhenliang：“nizhidaojiuhao。”
huayingangluo，kantaishangjiuxiangqilezhuchirendeshengyin。
“shizaibaoqian，yinweiyxiaojieshentiyuanyin，jintianjiubulumianle，weilebuchanggewei，huisongzaichanggeweik&cdangjidegaoding**kuan。”
yixihuacaichukou，taixiajiuchuanlailewushudetanxisheng。
linyuchubenjiubeixiaomuhedeyixihuashuoxinkouduzhe，cikegengshimanlianshiwang。
ercishi，“yxiaojie”zhengzuozaiguifeiyishang，youjiatingyishengbaozhashangkou，ersongzhibaizedandingdesongshangchishi。
“yinyin，tingshuoni……jiehunle。”
shangkouqingliqilaiyoudianteng，keshibaiyinyinyijiumianbugaise，xiangdaozhiqianneigenanrendeyangzi，tademeixincaiweiweipincuqilaijifen。
“meiguanxi，henkuaiyeyaolihunle。”
tashuohuajiantaimou，huayujianquebieyoushenyi：“xuezhang，ganmachuaizhemingbaizhuanghutuni？”
yaoshuosongqiqimeiyougaosusongzhibai，sheixin？
songzhibaishuanglangdexiaochusheng，yanyingzhuzuijiaodeganga，“zhenshishenmedoumanbuzhuni。”
baiyinyinzuijiaodaixiao，yandiqueyoudianshuli：“shizaishibuhaoyisi，nikeyaoxiaoxinle，woxianzaihaishiyihunrenshi。”
明显的疏离警告。
hualuo，baiyinyinzhanqishen，weiweihanshou。
“duoxienidebaozhahejiewei，danxianzai，woyaohuiqule。”
“我送你吧。”
xiangshizaojiuzhunbeihaoleyiban，songzhibaibianxifasidecongkoudailinachucheyaochi，baiyinyinzuijiaochouchuyixia。
还真是准备齐全啊。
tabuzhikefou，zhishidiandiantou。
蓝湾公寓。
zheishibaiyinyinzaihunqianjiumaixiadezhusuole，jiehunhoutabianbanqulexiaomuhejia，suoyiyizhixianzhizhe，zuijincaibanlehuilai。
yinbaisedelinkentingzailouxia，baiyinyinlimaodedaoxie，songzhibaideshoudazaifangxiangpanshang，zuijiaodexiaoyiyoudianwanwei。
“fangxin，wobuhuiyaoniqingwoshangquzuode。”
zhuchunzuijiaoqiaoqi，baiyinyinyouyadexialeche，quehenlengjingdekaikou：“neijiuqingxuezhangzhuangaoqiqi，yihoubuyaozaiguyiyongzheizhongfangshilaiqingwole，xuezhangyaoshixiang，keyizijilaikaikou。”
tazhiqianyuk&chezuoyeshizhaoshangmendemaimai，rujinzheimeyikan，suoyoudeqiaohe，guorandoushixumouyijiu。
zhishibaiyinyinmeiyouxiangdao，songzhibaiyijingyounenglizhici。
xinzhaobuxuandeweixiaohanshou，songzhibai“ng”leyishengyihoucaimusongneimojiaoqiaodeshenyingshanglelou。
bishishoujizhendongleyixia，songzhibaijietongledianhua，neitoushigongjingdeshengyinchuanlai：“xiansheng，yijingdiaochaqingchule，linyuchushishanggeyuecaihuiguode，baixiaojieyeshizaineigeshihoutichudelihun。”
嗯？
很好。
songzhibaiyanshenwanweidekanxiangloushang，yandilveguoyicengruili：“dinghaoxiaomuhe。”
“是！”
……
baiyinyinyiqueyiguaidecongdiantilizouchulai，zhiwenjiesuocaidakaimen，shouzhihaiweimodaokaiguan，yimoqinxideqixibianpumianerlai。
yucitongshi，zaitayaokaoshangqiangbideshunjian，yizhidashouhuzhuletadehounao。
“wanyanhenkaixin，ng？”
zhiredeqixiluozaitadeerpan，neiguntangdechuganrangtahunshenrenbuzhuzhanliyixia。
baiyinyinyaoya，qiangxingrenzhu，cailengshengkaikou：“xiaomuhe，nishizenmejinlaide？”
gaodadenanrensihuyoudianweixun，heermengqixizhonghunhezhejiujingdeweidao，queqiahaoyangailetadidideqingxiao。
“nishezhidemima，hennancaime？”
dichendehuayu，quemingxianyunzhejifenyeyu。
**！
baiyinyinzhanghonglelian，zhiqiantayinweitaiguomilianxiaomuhe，jihusuoyoudemimadoushigentayouguandedongxi。
tayongdeshunshou，yishizhijianjingranwangjihuan。
“萧、暮、诃！”
yiziyidun，chongchizhefennu。
yaoyaqiechideyunnuquerangnanrengengjialailexingzhi，tashouzhiniezhutaxiaoqiaodexiahan，bochunzuijiaotiaoqi：“zenme，bujiaolaogongle？”
zhiqiandebaiyinyin，renmeizuitian，henbunengtiantiandoujiao“laogong”，meimeifachudexiaoxi，doushilaogongkaitou。
kejiuzaitatichulihundediertian，xiaomuhejiufaxian，zijifachudexiaoxi，queguashanglehongsedegantanminghao。
他被拉黑了。
yixiangdaofangcaitaheneigenanrenzailouxiadecheliyanxiaoyanyandeyangzi，xiaomuhexindijiuyouguyiyangdefanzaozaimanyan。
baiyinyinmiqiyanjing，mingxianhenbuxiangtiqizhiqianhuachidexingwei，buyuekaikou：“xiaomuhe，nidaodiyaoganshenme？”
干什么？
“zheifangjianli，chuleni，haiyoubiedekeyiganme？”
xiaomuheshengyindiya，yishuangqiheidemouzidingzhemianqiandenvren，haosiliebaobushidesanfazheweixiandeqixi，suishizhunbeijiangtachaitunrufu。
说什么荤话！
“xiaomuhe，ninaozijinshuile？”
conglaidouyansuneiliandeyigeren，jintianshinaozichoule？
这是能说的吗？
kexiaomuhequepianletou，shouzhimosuozhetajiaonendejifu，yuqigengjiadimi：“baiyinyin，zhiyaowobuqianzi，ni，jiubiexianglihun。”
什么？
baiyinyintongkongfangda，tamanyandebukezhixin，quebeiqixiaole，“xiaomuhe，nishinaozihaimeiqingxingma？wodoushuoguole，yijingwannile，yaoshiwoyidingyaolihunni？”
bushihelinyuchuliangqingxiangyue，tayaochengquantamenliangge，nanzhurengongfandaoshibuyuanyile？
真是好笑。
xiaomuheyandilveguoyicengbinghan，zaicitaishou，que“pada”yishengdakailedengdekaiguan。
shunjian，nuanhuangsedeguangzhaolianglezhenggefangjian。
zhouranxilaideguangliangrangbaiyinyinmiqiyanjing，kehaiweidengtakanqingyanqiandeyiqie，erpanjiuchuanlailenanrenyichulengyideshengxian。
“e？shime，neime，woyinggaishijiaonibaiyinyin，haishi——yxiaojie？1”