第1章 连狗都比你有用

“wenxiaojie,nixuexingteshu,zheiciliuchan,kenengyihouhennanhuaiyunle。”

wenyouningjiangshoushudansisuirengjinlajitongli,tahuanhuanbishangpibeideshuangyan,shuangshouwulidifuzhebinglengdeqiangmian,jinjinyaozhezuichun。

he,tabenxiangzhejintiangaosulizenanzijihuaiyunle,meidaohuizaixialoutideshihouhualeyijiao,zheishitianmingma,zhudingtahelizenanbuhuiyouhaizi。

tuozhegangzuowanliuchanshoushudeshentimairuyuzhong。

gangzoujinlijiadamen,popofangshubianchaotarengguolaiyijibaiyan。

“haishiwomenyunxuehao,zhidaoyihuiguojiulaikanwo,buxiangmouxieren,chulehuihuawoerzideqian,piyongmeiyou。”

wenyouningkanguoqu,shafashangzuozheyigejinsejuanfa,zhuangrongyaoyandenvren。

zheirenjiushilizenandeqingmeizhuma,shenyunxue?

“zheiweijiushiwenxiaojieba,zhiqiantingzenangegetiqiguoni,guoranhenpiaoliang,nanguaizenangegeneimexihuanni。”

“piaoliangshenmepiaoliang,hengshushigexiabuchudandemuji。”

fangshujiangyitawenjianshuaizailetamianqian:“jiranhaiziyemeile,neijiuzaodianbazheigeqianle,jiwomenyunxuebaweizhinuochulai!shixianshuohao,womenlijiadedongxinikeyifendoubiexiangnazou!”

离婚协议书。

wenyouningquechuqipingjing:“lizenanzhidaoma?”

“dangran!xiangnizheizhongsipilailiantieshanglaidejiannvren,nagenanrenhuixihuan!liangoudoubiniyouyong!”

“ayi,buguaiwenxiaojiela。”shenyunxueshenshouchelechefangshudexiuzi。

“suiranwohezenangegecongxiaoyiqizhangda,chayidianjiujiehunle,danxianzaiwenxiaojiecaishizenangegedeqizi,xiangbizenangegezhidaoleyehuixintengde。”

tajixudao:“jiusuanshilihun,xiangxinzenangegeyehuijinibuchangde。”

补偿?

wenyouningchunjiaoyangqiyimobinglengdexiaoyi。

yaoruhebuchang,cainengrangneigesizaishoushutaishangdexiaoshengminghuilaini?

tahaineimexiao,lianrangtakanqingmianrongdouzuobudao。

tingdao“buchang”erzi,fangshulimalailejingshen。

“buguoshigelianhaizidoubaobuzhudefeiwu,jitashenmebuchang!loutishangyidianshuieryi,jiunengshuaichengneiyang,yebuzhidaoshibushiyinweihaizibushiwomenjiazenande,guyiyanxini!”

“nizenmezhidaowoshiyinweishuihuadaode?”

fangshuzhijuedehoujifaliang:“meicuo,jiushiwosadeshuizenmele?sheijiaonibuyoudianyansezijigunchuqu!neigexiaodongximeileyehao,shengdefenwomenjiade……”

啪!

yigexiangliangdebazhanghenhendishuaizailefangshudeyoulianshang。tajingedidazhangzhezui,feihoudezuichunwengdong。

“你你你打我!”

shenyunxuelianmangshangqujiangrenfuzhu,“wenxiaojie,youbushiayituideni,nizenmenengdarenni!”

huiyingtadeshilingyigexiangliangdebazhang。

“fangshu,woniannishilizenanmuqinduiniyirenzairen,rujinniweileyigexiaosanhaisizijideqinsunzi!haiyouni,shenyunxue,jiusuanwohelizenanlihun,niyeshigexiaosanshangweijianbuderendechoubiaozi。”wenyouningshenxikouqi,qingfufubu,“woshiqudedinghuirangnimenbaibeichanghai!”

shuozhe,qianxiayipangzhuozishangbaifangzhedeliangfenlihunxieyi,taiqishoujiujiangwenjianhenhendizhizaileliangrenlianshang。

yaozheyadao,“congci,wohenimenlijiazhiyouchouhen!”

dangchu,ruobushishenailizenan,tahebixianruzheifenzadezhengdouzhong,jiangzijizheiyishendeaoqizhesun。

daodizheiwuniandeyixiangqingyuan,zhongjiushiluomule。

fangshuheshenyunxuecongmeijianguozheiyangdewenyouningdoubeiheleyitiao,danshipawenyouningfanhuiqianxieyi,shenyunxuelikezhejimanghuangbawenjianjianqilai。

wenyouningchixiaoyisheng,tajingranhuibaizaizheizhongnvrenshoushang,zheichirudeyibitahuiyongyuanjizailijiahelizenantoushang。

zoudaomenkou,gangyaokaimenchuqu,turandamenbeidakai。

yishenlengliedenanrenchuxianzaimenkou,kandaowulidefenwei,zaikanshenbianmianselengdansiyaochumendexiaonvren。

zhoumei,yibajiangrenlazhu,“niyouzainaoshenme?”

kanzhenanrenxianfandemuguang,wenyouningchunjiaoluchuyimozichao。

“厉泽南。”

tadanbodeshuangchunqingqi,yuqixiangshizaishuomingtiandetianqi:“lihunba,runisuoyuan。”

lizenanwozhewenyouningshouwandeshouweiweiyidun,beiwenyouningtuikai,yanshenbiandeyinleng,“nishuoshenme?”

wenyouningtaitou,sulaiwenrouruxiaobaitudenvren,yanshenjingshichedidebingleng。

“lidazongcai,nilonglema,woshuolihun。”

lizenangangxiangshuohua,turanshenhouyishengshenyin,fangshuwuzhexiongkoudaozaidishang,lizenanlianseyibian,paoguoqu。

“妈!你怎么了!”

“woxiongkouteng……ta……tagangdalewoheyunxuea,zheigeedudenvren……”

fangshuliansecangbai,shouzhisisizhuazhulizenandeyiling,yuandudemuguangkanxiangwenyouning。

lizenanliansetieqing:“wenyouning!tashinima!”

wenyouninglengxiao,“buhaoyisi,womazaojiusile。mafanlixianshenggankuaiqianzihaosongnimahexiaoqingrenquyiyuan。”

shenyunxuelikebaxieyidiguoqu,“zenangege。”

lizenankandaoshenyunxueshouliwenyouningyijingqianhaozidewenjian,yuanrundeziti,queshifenzhayan,yibatuikaishenyunxue,jianglihunxieyirengzaiyibian:“wohuiqiande,danruguowomachushi,wobuhuifangguoni。”

lizenanlikai,“zenangege。”shenyunxuelikegenshangqu。

wenyouninglengxiaoyisheng,zheijiushitaaidenanren,conglaijiubucengxinrenguota。

tafanchushoujilidezhongyaolianxiren,botongdianhuashuoleliangjuhuabianguale。

huanshileyiyanzheigehaowuhuiyikeyiliuliande“jia”,huanhuandizhuanguoshenkanzhetacengzouguodemeichujiaoluo。

xinkouxiangshibeidaozigeliekaiyiyang,tadezuijiaoqinzhelengxiao。

zhidaodianhuazaicixiangqi,tuikaimenlikai。

yiliangbinlitingzailijiamenkou,erchebiandenanrenshencaigaotiao,rongmaowenhejunmei,tayikanjianwenyouning,lianshangdexiaoyouruhexuchunfeng,barenbaozaihuaili:“shayatou,woxiangsinile,nizongsuanxiangtongle。”