第一章 你的脸怎么这么硬

“啪——!”

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fuyuqingbeituisangdechadianlianchaodidishuaixiaqu。

“吵什么?”

zheishi,yigedichenbuyuedeshengyinxiangqi。

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——tabuxiangrangyanyunchenkandaozijizheimelangbeibukandeyangzi。

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