第1章 穿成了孩子妈

“nigebuyaoliande**,shaojiwozaizheierzhuangsi,wogaosuni,womenyangjiakerongbuxianizheiyangfangdangdenvren,ganjinjiwogundan!”

nvrenjianruiguozaodejiaomashengzaitoudingzhakai,jiangjiaoyuedanaoyipianhundun,haimeilaidejizhengyan,xiaofubianbeirenhenhenchuaileyijiao,lenghandengshiyanzheetoushenlechulai。

“bietaniangdejiwozhuangsi,ganjingunqilai!”

youshiyijiaotizaiyaojian,jiangjiaoyuerenzhetengzhengkaileyanjing,quezaikanqingzhouzaoyiqiedeshihoulengzhule!

mianqianshiyichuangkanqilaiyouxieniantoudediaitupifang,yuanzilidongxibuduo,keyikanyezhidoushixielaowujian。

chazheyaozhanzaitamianqiankoushuifenfeidezhongnianfunvshenshangchuanzhelaocubudeyishang,diaoshaosanjiaoyanzhengxiongsheneshadedingzheta。

jiantazhengyan,neifurenlikechaoqiqiangbiandesaobachaozhejiangjiaoyuejiuyaoshuaiguoqu,lianggehaizihuranchongdaoletayanqianzhangkaishoubeidashenghandao:“biedawoma!”

妈?!

nanbucheng,zhei“ma”shita?

jiangjiaoyuetaiqitou,lenglengdedingzheyanqianzheilianggekanqilaibuguosiwusuidehaizi,naohailidengshiyongruleyiguwanquanbushuyutadejiyi。

haojiahuo,tahaizhenchenglehaizimaa!

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jintianyizao,helejiudeyangzigaocaizongsuanshishuochuleshiqing。

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zheishierbeiyangzigaozijishuolechulai,yuanzhuzirantaobuguoyidunduda,jiulianpomulilianxiangyemeirenzhudongleshou。

haoqiaobuqiaode,lilianxiangshoulidegunzidadaoleyuanzhuhounao,jingyixiabarenjidasile,zheicairangjiangjiaoyuedelekongzi,chuanyueleguolai。

“nimenlianggexiaozazhonghaiganlanzhewo?”

lilianxiangshenshoujiuyaochaoneixiaoguniangdaguoqu,jiangjiaoyuejianzhuangmengdicongdishangpaleqilai,yibajiangxiaoguniangladaolezijishenhou,lingyizhishouzehuzaineixiaonanhaishenqian,taimoubianyingshangletaxionghendeyanshen。

“nifangxin,woxianzaijiuzou。”jiangjiaoyuehengmeilengdui,jinjindebaohuzhelianggehaizi:“buguowoyaodaizhedabaohexiaoyayiqizou!”

zheilianggehaizijiranbushiyangjiadezhong,batamenliuxia,rihoudingranmeiyoushenmehaoguozichi。

tingdaozheihua,lilianxiangshunjianbaonu:“bukeneng!wogaosunijiangjiaoyue,yaogunnizijigun,zheilianggexiaozazhongbixuliuzaiyangjiasihouwomen,buranzheijinianwomenlaoyangjiaqibushibaibaideyanghuoletamen?”

“nixiangdaizou,xiangdemei!”