shenjiayanzaineibianjingyadizhengdaleyanjing:“shenmebing?”
“wobuzhidao,yaosibuhuodele,niganjinguolaikankan。”
“neitazainajiayiyuan?”
“家里。”
“jiali?”shenjiayanjuedebuduijing,“nishuawoni?”
“shibushishuaniniguolaikankanjiuzhidaole,shenjiayan,nimenxianzaihaishifuqiba?zhangxianhedeshiniyouzerenguanba?wodechushifenggeniqingchu,shiwufenzhonghoubujianren,wojiuqubanibanglai,yihuierjian。”
guadiaodianhua,jixiandiaozheyanchaohoupieleyiyan,zhangxianheneipinghongjiukuaijiandile。
zhangmazaiyuanchudanxindizhanzhe,jixianbatazhaoguolai,zhizhizhangxianhe,“tachabuduokuaizuile,batanongjinwoshiqu,nijiataitaihenkuaijiudao。”
shenjiayanguoranzaishiwufenzhongneigandaole。
jixianzheirenhunheidaoqijiade,zuoshiconglaibuanchanglichupai,zaishuotashuodeyeyoudaoli,shenjiayanzhideguolaikankan。
“renni?”gangcaizoudetaikuai,tahaiyoudianchuan。
jixiantuchugeyanquan,xiaozhezhizhiloushangwoshi。
shenjiayanjingzhishangqutuikaimen,fangjianmeiren,yushiyoushuisheng。
dounengzijixizaozheishidelenamenzizhongbing?!
shenjiayanchenxialian,diaotoujiuzou,fangmenquezenmeyelabukaile,tayonglipaimen,“jixian!nibamenjiwodakai!”
menwai,jixiankaozheqiang,liangtiaozhangtuijiaodie,xianxianshuodao,“nijinwanbatahongshuizhe,wojiujinikaimen。”
shuowanyebuguantashenmefanying,shuaizheyaochixialouqu,bazhangmajiaoguolai,“tianliangzaikaimen,jizhule。”
张妈赶紧点头。
shenjiayanwulidikaozaimenshang,boqingdedianhuazhuileguolai,“jiayan,zenyang?zhangxianhezhendezhongbing?”
“……meineimeyanzhong,nixianshui,buyongdengwo。”
lihundeshihaimeigenjialishuo,shenjiayanbianzanshizhuzaiboqingneili,jinwandeshi,tabuxiangbaboqingtuoxiashui。
zheishiyushimenyixiang,zhangxianhechuanzheyupaozouchulai,“zhangma,jiwodaobeishui。”
???shenjiayanwenta:“woshishei?”
“张妈。”
我去你妈!
zheijiahuojueduihezuile,shenjiayantailejietale,zhuanshenqudaolaiyibeishui,“heba,helejiushuijuehaoma?”
zhangxianhekantayiyan,meishuohua。
shenjiayanpiepiezui,yemeiqidaitahuida,kantahewanle,zhijiebarenwangchuangshangtui。
zhangxianhebeitatuidezaichuangbianzuolexialai,bunaifandiyangqitou,turanshuo,“shenjiayan?”
shenjiayanmianbugaise:“woshizhangma。”
tinglezheihua,zhangxianhemengdibatayila,fanshenyazhu。
“**,放开我!”
“shenjiayan,”zhangxianhekanzhetangzaishenxiaderen,ditouzaitabojingchuxixiu,hanhanhuhudiwen,“shenjiayan,mochengxingjiuyouneimehao?”
shenjiayanbeitazheigelvedaiweiqudeyuqinongdeyileng,suijidiantou,“shia,binihao。”
nifeiyaozheimeshenglayingtaodibawoliangcouyikuaibushi?laoniangjintianjiuchengquanni。
sheizhizhangxianhetinglezheihuazhouranfahen,yiditouhenhenyaozailetabozishang。
“a——”shenjiayanfachucanjiao。
shouzaimenwaidezhangmatingdaozheiyisheng,zhongyufangxiaxinlai,lehehedizoule。
shenjiayanzaichuangshangshijingputeng,yihuierxiangyongduanzijuesuntui,yihuierxiangshuajiuyinbaiguzhua。
naihenannvzaitinengshangcunzaitianrandechayi,tabudanmeidecheng,haibeizhidesiside,leidehangchijichuan,zheikezhenshimingfuqishidechuangshangyundong。
dengtachuanguozheiyizhen,caifaxianzhangxianhejuranwaizhetoutiezhetabozi,jiuzheimeshuileguoqu,zijizhenggerenbeitalouzaihuaili,baodesijin,bandiandongdanbude。
xingzhedeshihouzoubule,meixiangdaoshuizhelejieguohaishiyiyang。
xianzaidaodishigaibatabaolichuixinghaishidengdaijihuiqiaoqiaotuoshenni?
shenjiayanjiujieditangzaineili,xiangtashangbeizishizaoleshenmeniea,zheibeiziyudaodenanrenyigebiyigebiantai!
ranhoujianjiandi,tayeshuizhele。
tadeshuimianzhiliangyixianghenhao,yijuexinglaiyishitianguangdaliang。
manmanzhengkaiyan,zhangxianhedelianjinzaizhichi,xiangyiqiandewushugeqingchenneiyang,qinglienonghoudenanxingqixibaoweizheta,youneimeyishunjian,tachadianyaoyiweilihunshizijidecuojue。
haozaitahenkuaiqingxing,jianzhangxianhehaishuizhe,xiaoxinyiyiqubaitadeshoujiao,xietianxiedi,zheihuitazhongyukeyidongle。
nieshouniejiaozouxialou,zhangmalikecongchufangyingshanglai,“taitaininxingle。”
shenjiayanheleyidatiao,lianlianbaishou,“nijiaxianshenghaishuizhe,biequchaoxingta,woxianzoule!”
“taitaininqunaer?wojinindunleyanwobushenzini!”
aiyoxiaobieshengxinhun,zuowanneigejilieyo,bubuyibuzenmexing?
shenjiayanmeihuitou,zhijiehuileboqingneier。
boqingyanjian,yixiajiuchoujiantabozishangdeyaohen,“bunengba?yigezhongbingdebingren,hainengjinizhongcaomei?shenjiayan,nizheihun……shibushibulile?”
“zheibushicaomei,wobuzhidaozenmegennijieshi,wozhishigebeirenpianledekeliannvren,”shenjiayanwuzhebozi,“dannixiangxinwo,zheihunwokendingli,wohaidezhaomochengxingbaochouni。”
“bushidejiayan,ruguonimenturanfaxianwufafangxiabici,haishibielileba?”boqingliangshouenzaitajianbangshang,chengkendishuo。
“womenmeiyouturanfangbuxiabici,”shenjiayankanzhetadeyanjing,bitagengchengken,“nishizhidaode,wogenzhangxianhedejiehe,benlaijiushicuowukaitou,meiyouganqingjichudehunyin,zhudingbunengzhangjiu,suoyitacaiqingyidijiwodingzui,zheihunbixuli。”
boqingdiandiantou:“yaobaibudingzhihuirangzijishoushang,zhiyaonitaidujianjuemubiaomingque,wojiufangxinle,buguojixianneijiahuo,jingganpianwodenvren,tasidingle!”
“你别去招惹他。”
shenjiayantailejieboqingle,tazheirenzhishikanshangqujingming,shijijiushigehuniu,chongdongqilaibujijiaohouguo。
boqingxiaoqilai:“woshuoshuoeryide,xiangwozheizhongxiaoxiami,shangnaerjiantaqua?buguoyaoshizhenbeiwoyudao,mingdebuxing,wokeyilaiande!xianzheiyangqinaide,wojintianyoutonggaodexianzoule,bai!”boqingchongtashuailegemenglushifeiwen,fengqingwanzhongdizoule。
shenjiayanwunaidiyaoyaotou,suanle,zheiliangbaganzidabuzhederen,yaopengshangyinggaiyemeineimerongyi。
tazuoxialaidakaidiannao,faxianluntanlineipiantiezixia,duolehaojitiaoliuyan——
“woweishangcibufuzerendeliuyandaoqian,zheizhumianxiangshuizhendeyouxiao!”
“qishinimendoushuocuole,xiangshuishiyouweidaode,tajiuxiangshangudefeng,hejiandeshui,caoyeshangdeluzhu,qingxinziran,runwuxiwusheng,zhenggerenzaizheiyangdefenweizhongfangsongxialai,manmanjiushuizhele。”
“wobuzhidaoshuoshenme,fanzhengjiushihaoyong!shimianhenjiudewo,zhongyushuilejitiandehaojue!louzhujianzhizaofurenlei!”
dakaisixin,yourenjitafalaileshoujihao——
“sxiaojie,woxiangmainidepeifang,qinglianxiwo。”