第5章
“啪！”
renwukerendechenbingfanshouyigeerguangchoulexiaqu。
zheiyibazhangzhijiechoudeqinxiaoxiaoyuntouzhuanxiang，yipangdezhouxingyedaizhule。
“啊！”
“chenbing，feiwu，ni，nitamegandaben**！”
fanyingguolaihoudeqinxiaoxiaolikeleitingdanu，hepofuyiyangdahoudajiaoleqilai。
chenbingxiandehenlengjing，yanlishanshuozhenuhuokanzhezheigeexindenvren。
“jizhu，buguannizenmerumawo，chaofengwo，kanzaiqinshumianshang，wodoukeyiyunibujijiao。”
“danniruoshiduiwonainaichuyanbuxun，zheiyibazhangzhishiyigezuijiandandejiaoxun！”
“feiwu，ni，ni！”qinxiaoxiaoqidequanshenzhandou。
kedangtakandaochenbingneiyanshenshi，jingbennengdegandaoyouxieweiju。
“laogong，zheifeiwudawo，nikandaolema？”
“heng！”zhouxingyaoleyachi，niejinquantou，yiliandeyinhen。
“chenbing，nihaodadedanzi，nigandawozhouxingdenvren，xianzaibujinjinshiyaonideshenneimejiandanle！”
chenbingbuzhikefou，pingjingdidingzhezheigehaiguishengwuxuetiancai。
“你想怎么样？”
zhouxinglenghengyisheng，weixiedao：“guixiagenxiaoxiaodaoqian，ranhoujiangnideshenhuanjiwoerzi，fouzehouguozifu！”
“he。”chenbingyebuyoudelengxiaoyisheng，dao：“nijuedekenengma？”
kandaochenbingwusuoweidetaidu，zhenggerenqishigenzhiqianwanquanbuyiyang，congtoudaoweimeiyoujiangtamenfuqiliangrendanghuishi。
zhouxingdanuyisheng，weileweihuzijinanrendezunyan，guoduanchaozhechenbingyiquanzalexiaqu。
chenbingyaoyaotou，zaitayanli，zhouxingzheiyiquanjiushimandongzuo。
tamanbujingxindesuiyitaishou，zhunquewuwudizhuazhulezhouxingzaguolaidequantou。
qiangdadeliliangniedezhouxingyixiaziliansetieqing，mantoudahan。
“woquannihaishibierewo，woyunibenlaiwuyuanwuchou，haibangniyanglejinianerzi，nijiushizheimeganxiewode？”
“chenbing，nitamefangshou，kuaifangkaiwolaogong。”qinxiaoxiaojile，zaiyipangdahandajiao。
zhouxingchitongzhixia，yaoyaqiechijixufanghenhuaweixiedao：“xiaozi，nigandawodenvren，haiganduiwodongshou，yaoshiwoyougeshanshi，nidengzheba，nilianzenmesidedoubuzhidao。”
“zhiyaowoyigedianhua，ziranhuiyourenshoushini！”
chenbingyaoyaotou，tazhidaozhouxingzhideshishenme。
wufeishizirenweiheshendunjuneibianyouxieguanxi，bijingwangguoqingqinkoushuoguo。
jiyinjiasuoshiyanxiangmuyehuirangzhouxingcanyuyixie，huanzuoqitaren。
shendunjudemingtouqueshizugouzhenshe，danzhouxingwulunruheyexiangbudaozheigeketihaishizijiyanfade。
zhudaozheshizijideenshi，diyigeshiyanzhejiushiziji！
yejiuzaizheigeshihou，jiedaoxiarentongzhideqinguangmingcongcongganlehuilai。
“住手！”
“xiaoxiao，nimenzaiganshenme？”
qinguangmingyiliannuqi，jinmenjiukandaozhouxingniezhequantouhechenbingqilechongtu。
xiarenzaojiujiangfashengdeqingkuangdianhualimiangaozhileta，yincibuyongwentayezhidaojingguo。
“周星！”
qinguangmingyaoyaqiechi，shouzhizhezhouxingbiannuchidao：“chusheng，sheijiaonitazuwoqinjiade？likegun！”
kandaoqinguangminglaile，chenbingzheicaisongshoufangkailezhouxing。
zhouxingshuaileshuaiquantou，yuandudipieleyanchenbing，xinliyijingananjixiale。
buguomianduiqinguangming，zhouxinghaishizhuangzuoshifenbinbinyoulideyangzi。
“秦叔叔。”
“bizui！”qinguangminghaobukeqi，nudao：“sheishinishushu？chusheng，laozijiaonigunchuqu，nimeitingdaoma？”
“ba，nishenmeyisi？”jianzijinanrenbeima，qinxiaoxiaobuganle，tingshenerchu。
“zhouxingshiwolaogong，zhouzhidefuqin，niganmazheiyuqitaidua。”
“bizui！”qinguangmingzhengchuzaiqitoushang，shengnuzhixiazhijieyibazhangchouzaiqinxiaoxiaolianshang。
zheizhijiejiangqinxiaoxiaodamengle，congxiaodaoda，buguantaruherenxing，qinguangmingdoushijiaoyuweizhu，congweidongshou，zheishidiyici。
“ba，ni，nijingranweileyigefeiwudawo，haohaohao！”
qinguangminglandedaliqinxiaoxiao，zijinvershenmepinxing，tahenqingchu。
“xiaobing，nimeishiba。”
chenbingdiandiantou，yingdao：“qinshushu，womeishi。”
“meishijiuhao，ruguozheigechushengganqifuni，nijinguangenwoshuo！”qinguangminghenhendengleyanzhouxing，guanxindao。
suiranbuxuyao，danduiqinguangming，chenbinghaishifazineixindezunjing。
“qinshu，wobufangbianjiuliu，xianzoule。”
“xiaobing，dengyixia。”qinguangminglianmangjiaozhulechenbing。
“xiaobing，shizheiyangde，zaoshangwomenqinshishengmingkexuejiedaoletianzhoudarenwudedianhua，biaoshiyaoyuwomenhezuohezuo。”
“nibushijingdoudaxuezheifangmiandezhuanyeme，fanzhengxianzheyemeishi，shuxiangqingnilaibangmang，zhiyuxinzi，shujuebuhuikuidaini！”
yitingqinguangmingshuowan，lvxianzhamaodejiushiqinxiaoxiao。
“ba，nishenmeyisi？nishibushinaodaibeimenjiale，wobutongyi！”
“pingshenmejiangzheimezhongyaodeshijiaojiyigefeiwu，yigewairen。zhouxinghaishihaigui，shizheifangmiandetiancai，weishenmebujiaojita！”
“nijilaozibizui，diurenxianyan！”qinguangmingyishengnuchi。
buguozheishihou，zhouxingzhanlechulai。
“qinshushu，wozhidaoninduiwohenyouyijian，buguojiuzheishilaishuo，ninhebishejinqiuyuanni？woqueshishiguowailiuxueguilai，zhuxiudejiushishengmingkexue！”
“hehe。”qinguangminglengxiaoyisheng。
guanyuzhouxingdedixitaqueshidatingguo，yequeshishishengmingkexuedezhuanye，chengjifeiran。
dantadaxinditaoyanzheigeren，jinianqianjiangzijinverduzigaoda，ranhouhuranrenjianzhengfa，zheiyouhuranmaochulai。
zaitaxinli，tazaojiubachenbingdangzuolenvxu。
“xiaozi，jiusuannishuodeshizhende，laoziyebuzaihu，laozigengbuxuyao！”
zhouxingdaoyemeiyoushengqi，zhishizuijiaoshanguoyisilengxiao。
“qinshu，youjianshiwowangjigaosunile，ciciwohuiguo，shigeshenmizuzhilimiandedarenwuqinziyaoqingde，haiyaoqingwocanyuyigeshengmingkexuexiangmu，zheigezuzhijuwosuozhizaitianzhouyoujidi！”
“he，niyiweilaozihuixinma？”qinguangmingyagenbuxin。
daoshichenbingzaiyipangruoyousuosi，tazhidaozheijianshizhouxingqueshimeiluanshuo，dequeshizhende。
“qinshushu，nihuihouhuide，daoshihoubieguaiwobujinimianzi。”zhouxingyuqizhizhongchongmanleweixie。
jutasuozhi，yaoqingtacanyuyanjiudezhengshilongguozuijinjiniancaihuranchenglideshendunju。
duoshaoquanguifuhao，zuomengdouxiangheshendunjujianliguanxi。
“gun，niruozaibugun，nandaoyaolaozijiaorenjiangnihongchuquma？”qinguangminggenbenbuchizheitao，nuchidao。
“heng！”zhouxingyebuzailuosuo，lenghengyisheng，haibuwanghenhendidengleyanchenbing，zheicaifenerliqu。
qinxiaoxiaojianzhuangyelijigenleshangqu，linzouhaibuwangdengzhechenbing。
“feiwu，nidengzhe，nijintiandalewo，ben**buhuifangguonide，haiyounideshen，ben**yidinghuigexialaijiwoerzihuanshang！”