jiemuzudangjijiujiangzheigexiaoxijigongbulechuqu，bugongbuhaihao。
zuihouyiweijiabinshidakadexiaoxi，yijinggongbu。
shunjianjiurangzhibojianzhale。
“大咖？？？”
“多大的咖？”
“haiyoubiwojialaogonghaidadeka？”
“wojiakunkunkeshihuayuletandedingjigeshou！”
“切！”
“这算什么？”
“wolaopohaishiguominnvshenni！”
“我们炫耀了吗？”
“.......”
bieshuozhibojiandeguanzhongmenbudandingle，jiulianzheixiejiabinmen，tingdaoxiaoxihouyeshizhijielengzhule。
zhongrennikankanwo，wokankanni，jieshiyiliandemeng。
ruguozuihouyiweijiabinshidakadehua，neitamenshishenme？
tamenzhizhong，suibianlinchulaiyiwei，nagebushihuaxiaguominershunengxiangdedamingxing？
nandaojiemuzuqinglaideshiyiweiqianbei？
kezheishilianzongjiemua，qingqianbeilaidehua，butaiheshiba？
tamendaoyaokankan，laidejiujingshishenmeka，bitamenhaida！
zhibojiandeguanzhongmen，yijingjuedingle。
zhiyaozuihouyiweijiabinchujing，tamenjiukaiqiang。
tamencaibuguandakabudakade。
turan，yilianghuangsefalali（chuzuche）chuxianzailezaijiujingtouzhinei。
zhibojiandeguanzhong，xianshiyileng，suihoufengkuangkouqiledanmu。
“jiemuzhendemeipianren，jingshuodashihua。”
“zhendelaileweidaka！”
“zheikayetaidaleba！”
“咖我们见多了。”
“zuochuzuchededaka，womenhaishidiyicijian。”
“哈哈哈！！！”
zheixiejiabinmen，yeshilengzhule。
bushishuolaileweidakama？
怎么坐出租车？
caikungengshijingle，tajidetadanglianxishengdeshihou，douzuobaomuchele。
这位不是大咖吗？
怎么坐出租车？
chuzucheneixialaideyidaoshenying，dunshiyindedeguanzhongyizhennuma！
“这tm谁啊？”
“qidailebantian，lailetouzhu？”
“zheijiahuopangdegengeqiuside，zenmeshanglianzongde？”
“nimenjiemuzubuyaotaiguofen！”
“feibizhewojinimenjidaopianshiba？”
“.......”
yixiangdaozijidenvshen，jijianggenzheipangzizucp，fensimendexinlijiuganjueyizhenehan。
jiemuzudegongzuorenyuan，kandaozheimanpingdedanmuhou，fenfenwuzuitouxiao。
congcheshangxialaiderenying，bushibieren，zhengshitamendedaoyan，sunfugui。
zheixiejiabinkandaosunfuguihou，lianshangdebiaoqing，bingmeiyoutaidadebianhua。
tamenziranzhidao，sunfuguishizheigejiemudezongdaoyan。
zhongrenfenfenjiangmuguangraoguosunfugui，dingzhehoufangdehuangsechuzuche。
tamendouxiangzhidao，laidejiujingshishei。
jiemuzukanzhezhibojian，neiyuelaiyuelipudedanmu，ganmanganpaishuijunfadanmuchengqing。
“dajiabiejidong，zheibushijiabin，zheishi《tianmijiabin》dezongdaoyan。”
“zongdaoyan？”guanzhongmenxianshiyileng，suihoumengranxiangqi，《tianmijiabin》dexuanchuanhaibaoshang。
shiyouyigejiahuotingpangde，dangshidajiahaizainamenni。
《tianmijiabin》jiemu，zenmezhaolegeqiudangzongdaoyan？
daoboshizhidaoguanzhongmenxiangkanshenmede，zhijiejiangjingtouduizhunlechangneidechuzuche。
yunyeziranbuzhidao，chuzucheyijingkaijinlezhiboxianchang，gengbuzhidaotadeyijuyidong，douzaizhongrendezhushidangzhong。
yunyehenzirandedakailechemen，yiliandandingdexialeche。
shubuzhi，yunyezheigejiandandebunengzaijiandandexiachedongzuo，querangzhibojiandeguanzhongkandaile。
“哇！！”
“haoshuaie~wohaoxihuan！！”
“wohaoxiangshileai~~~”
“zheibujiushiwoxinmuzhongdewanmeilaogongma？？”
“kunkunlaogongduibuqiai~~woxiangwoyinggaizhongxinxuanzewodelaogongle。”
“........”
zhibojiandenvguanzhongmen，wanquanwangjiletamengangganglixiadeshiyan。
“guannidakabudaka，ganrangwolaogongdengzheimejiu，denghuieryidingbanimagegouxuelintou！！！”
xianzaidenvguanzhongmen，kandaoyunyeneiwanmeidewuguanhou，zhijiejiuzuile，sanguangenzhewuguanzou。
tamenshiwangle，kezhibojiandenanguanzhongmeiwang！
“zheitmshinagegongsidelianxisheng？”
“yishanglaijiulirenshe？nitmjiuxiageche，baishenmeposs？”
“yigelianxiliangnianbandeshixisheng，nizhuangjimao？”
“yigelianjingdoumeishangguodexinren，baishenmechoujiazi？”
“还tm大咖？”
“没活硬整是吧？”
“laizheimewan，buganjinjiwolaopopeibushi，hai**？”
“zheijiemuzuyezhenshide，mingmingjiushiyigemeishangguojingdexinren。”
“非说大咖！”
“haohaozuojiemubuhaoma？”
“feiyaogaoshenmexuetou！！！”
“zheipojiemu，zaiyebukanle！！！”
“.......”
biekanzheixienanguanzhongmenzuishangjiaodelihai，shuozaiyebukanjiemule，danzhibojianderenqi，fanerbujianfanzeng。
kanzhehoutaineimengranshangzhangdeshuju，jiemuzuderenyeshichileyijing。
tamenkandaozijidedaoyan，jingrandailaiyigeshixishenghou，douyijingzuohaolezhibojianguankanrenshubaojiandezhunbei。
danshijieguoquedadachuhuletamendeyiliao。
yunyeziranshibuzhidao，zijigangyichuchang，jiudailaileyiboxiao**。
ruoshiyunyedechuchang，dailaileyibufenxiao**dehua，neimeyunyedejiexialaidehuayu。
zhijiejiujiangzhibojiandeqifen，shunjiantuixiangle**。
youyusunfuguitixingdeyuangu，yunyedeshixianbeizhedangdeyanyanshishi。
suoyi，yunyebingweikandaosunfuguizhengqianfangdeyizhongjiabin。
“nidayedesunpangzi！”
“woshenmeshihouchengdakale？”
zhibojianguanzhongshunjianjiubudandingle。
“zheishinajiagongsidexinren？”
“zheimemeng？gangshangjiemujiuganmadaoyan？”
“前途不想要了？”
“出道即雪藏？”
“........”
zhibojiandeguanzhonggangkouwandanmu，jiujiansunfuguideliandoulvle。
zheirangneixienanguanzhongmen，xinlidoukuailechuhualaile。
jiemugangkaibo，jiudezuilezongdaoyan，zheiyihouderizihainenghaoguoma？
yunyebuzhidaojiemuyijingkaibole，sunfuguikeshizhidaoa！
能不脸绿吗？
jiuchongzheqianmiandezheijiweidawan，sunfuguibuyongxiangdouzhidao，xianzaizhibojiandeguanzhongyidingbuhuishao。
zaizheimeduorenmianqian，beirenjiaosunpangzi？
neigenbazijibaguangle，fangdaojingtouqianzhanshiyoushenmequbie？
zheixiejiabinmen，yeshimeixiangdaozuihouyiweijiabinzheimemeng，maledaoyanbushuo，haiganjiedaoyandeduan？
xiaonaigouzhangyizhe，neixinzeshiyizhendigu，zheishuxidehuafeng，buhuishiwocuozaogelaileba？
xinggannvshensongrui，yijihuojianshaonvdibala，zeshijuedezheidaoshengyin，feichangshuxi。
youyusunfuguitixingdeyuangu，zheixiejiabintongyangyekanbudao，sunfuguishenhoudeyunye。
suizhesunfuguihuanhuanceshen，yunyeziranshikandaole，qianfangdeyizhongjiabin。
云烨当场就愣住了！
tatmkandaozijiqiannvyoule？？？？