第1章 第一章 庆祝离婚

“lushijituanzhangquanrenshenxianchuguimen,yuhafocainvlianqingpushuomili!”

“yisijiuqingfuran,jinrongdaelutingfenghunyingaoji!”

“shizhenai?shiheyue?hongbaimeiguizhizheng,dainizoujindingjihaomenbuweirenzhidemimi!”

nandeyijiandedingjihaomendeenyuanqingchou,liandianshizhongdezhuchirendounanyanjidongdeshense,zaipingmulishengqingbingmaodiduizhezheiyizhoudezuizhongbangdexinwen,jinxinggezhongjiaodudejiedu。

bieshuketingzhong,shaonvfuruningzhi,meimuruhua,taozheyitiaodangjixiaobaihuadiaodaiqun,naohoushuzhebuxiangfudeliangtiaomahuabian,zhengshuangtuiguazaishafakaoshang,lanyangyangdiyibiankandianshi,yibianyouyidameiyidadihuizheduanxin。

“shiwanhuoji!ganwendalaoheshichushan?”

shuwanyixingzimanyouyoudihaiweidawan,neitouyoufeisutiaochulaijixing。

“dalao,zheixinwenshinideshoubiba?shenmeshihoulihun?neigounanrenhaishibutongyilihunme?”

“qingwendalaojinxingdaonayibule?”

shuwanqingpieleyixiachunjiao,ruyubanshouzhizhengqingdianzhepingmu,zhengyuhuifu,turan,waitouchelunmocadimiandeshengyinchuanlai,shuwanerduoyidong,lanyangyangdiwangmenkoukanleyiyan……

黑色宾利?

**!!!

tashunjianshouhuitui,shunshoujiangdianshiguanshang,huluandepailepaisanluotuishangdeguaziqiao,qiaozheyishenchunheiyidalishougongdingzhixizhuangdenanrenxiachezoulai,shenhuxileyikouqi,yangzheyichanmeidexiaoyingmianershang。

yigeyuele,zongsuanshihuilaile,buwangfeitahuadeneixiemaoyeyesanbudegezhongxiaoxi,haishiyoudianzuoyongde。

nanrenyijiushigaoguiqingleng,shenzhoudandantouzheyigulengmoshulideweidao。wuguannongmozhongcai,bitingchunbo,meiyanqueshijiweijingzhi,qiaorendeshihou,daizheyushengjulaidejugaolinxiadeqishi。

“fenggege,leibulei?”

“worangwangyijinizuoniaichidecaihaobuhao?”

“yigeyuele,wanwanhaoxiangnia。”

shuwanyanyujiantouzhexinxi,mianshangdaizhejifenyouyuan,jidelutingfenghunshenbushi,yanedeceshenduokai,bimianletachongguolaibaozhuzijidemude。

wanmeidecuoguonanrendexiongtang,shuwanyebujieyitadebujiefengqing,lveyouxielangbeidewenzhushenxing,huiguotoushiyizhangxiaoliandalongzhebiaoqing,manshiweiqu,shiluludeyankuangfanzheyisishuiwu,haibuwangyanyudekongsu,shengyinmanshishoushang。

“风哥哥~”

shuwanmianshangxuanranyuqi,shenqingkuankuan,neixinquewanrutunleyikeheisuan,yedezhixiangfanbaiyan。

qiaozheiyanji,zheibiaoqing,zheitaicigongdi!

jianxiaole,mingnianxuanxiubidingwocwei!

lutingfengzhoulezhoumei,yanlidailexiebuluhenjidexiane,tatailetaishouzhi,shenhouzhulilikenazheyifenwenjian,baizaishuwanmianqian。

shuwanxinzangdengshiputongputongluantiao,nandaotaqidaiyijiudezhongyudaolaile?

taneixinnanyanjidong,mianshangpingjingwubo,zhiqiqiaiaididingzhelutingfeng,xiaoshengwen:“fenggegezheishishenmeya?”

shuozhe,tazhuangzuohaoqidixiaoxinyiyifankaiwenjian,zuishangmianheranshi“lihunxieyi”sigedazi!

“签字,走人。”

lutingfengbieguoshen,landezaikanmianqianzheigezuozuodenvren。

shuwanyangleyangchun,youhenkuaifangxia,henhenannazhuqueyuedexinqing,hongleyankuang,yuguangluozaiwenjianshangxixiliulan,zuihouluozailutingfengsangedazishang,shuangyanliangleliang,duici,lutingfenglengxiao。

“fenggege,wanwanzuocuoleshenmema?niweishenmezheimeduiwo?”

lutingfenghuiguotou,dandandizaishuwanbazhangdadexiaolianshangsaoguo,xiangdaozheiduanshijianyilaishuwanzuosidexingwei,naoqiaoyizhenzhenfatong。

zuodezheimeyoushendu,bujiushiweilelihun,zhuangshenmezhuang!

talandedali,danbuxiangzaikandaozheigezuodaojizhidenvren。

“buxiangqianzi,jiuzoufayuan。”

shuwanpiezui,butingdeyaohuangzhenaodai,tonghongdeyankuanglihaijimanleshuiwu,randizhetoukanzhelihunxieyishudeshuangmouquefangzheguang。

tashenshou,xianglazhelutingfengdeyibai,nanrenquezhijiezhuanleshen,“nixianzaiqianle,nengdedaodangchuneifenheyuelitidaodewuqianwandelihunbuchang,waijiaxiangbinhuyitaohujingbieshu,ruguobuqian,yifenqiandoumeiyou。”

“shujiasuiranbuchaqian,danshishuxiaojieyinggaibiwogengqingchu……”

lutingfengtaishoukanlekanshouwan,zhouqilemei,yijinglangfeileshiwufenzhong。

tayibianfankanzheshoujilideyoujian,yibianzhuanshenyubeiwangmenwaizouqu,lengshengdao:“buqianjiufayuanjian,youjinghuitongzhinijiaren。”

yanqiaozhenanrenzhujianmeilenaixin,shuwangangzhunbeishenghaoyifan,yingshengshengbielehuiqu。

狗男人!

dangchuruobushiyinweiyeyedezhutuo,weilerangyeyezoudeanxin,tayebuhuigenlutingfengjiehun,gengmeixiangdaojiehunrongyilihunnan,lulaoyezijitaxialetongdie,qulezijicainengzhangguanlushidedaquan,yizhiyujiehunyigeduoyue,shuwanxiangjinbanfalihun,buranyebuhuizuodaozheigedibu,shenzhibuxizhaoshangbaiyueguang,guyitouluxiaoxirangduifanghuileguo。

rujinzheibangancui,xianglaishishougouleziji,qielushidedaquanzhangwodechabuduoleba。buranzenmezhiqiansiyazizuiyingdehen,xianzaiturantongyilihun。

genghekuang,buqianjiuyaotongzhishujiaderen……

“签!”

shuwanerhuabushuo,yibazuanzhulutingfengdexiuzi。

“签这行不?”

jiantaqianlezi,lutingfengzheicaisuanshimanyi。

shaonvyanjiemaozhangerjuanqiao,chentuodebaicibandemianrongyufadejingzhikeren,chenmobuyudeshihou,wanruyiduodaifangdeshuilianyiban,danshiyikaikou,jianzhidapoyanqiandemeihao。

“shujianeibianniyaoshiganduoshuoyijuhua……”

sixuxunyoujian,tabuyouculecumei,jianshuwanqianhaolezi,huikaileshuwanjiuzhetayixiudeshou,yanyulengmo。

“youjinghuibalihunzhengjiquxiangbinhubieshu,zheijianshibuxushengzhang,buran,wobuhuifangguoni。”

“neizhenghao,woyeshizheimexiangde。”

lutingfengkoushangxiukou,dabuwangqianzouqu,“yigexiaoshizhihou,qingnilikai。”

dengdaobinlilakaibieshu,datingchenjidefenweibeiyishengxiangliangdefeiwendapo。

“xiaoxinxin,wanshidian,yechangjian!”

“怎么了?”

“wanmeijiejue,dangranyaoqingzhu!jiubadancingqueenzhonghuoxinsheng。”

dianhuayigua,shuwanbianshangloushoushidongxi。

zaixialaideshihou,zaoyihuanleyishenxingtou,taxinqingshenhao,yigenshouzhidiaozheyizhichaneldeliulangbao,chongzhejingyididengdayanjingdingzhezijidewangyi,shuaileyigefeiwen。

“woshoushihaole,wangyi,jianghubujian!”

shuowan,bianhuangdangzhebao,touyebuhuidichulemen。

wangyizaihoutoubuyougantan,“taitaizhenshiyongqingtaishen,qiaoqiao,beixianshengbizhelihunzhihou,doufengle!”