第1章
“baba......enenbutengle，butengle。”
chentianfangkanzhebingchuangshang，zuoshoudazheshigaodenver，yanjingtonghongqinlei，manyanxinteng。
nvermingmingcaisisui，queguaiqiaodongshiderangrentongxin，yiziyijurudaowanzaitadexinzangshang。
怎么可能不疼啊？
左手被打得骨折！
zheitongchu，huanchengdarendoushoubule，genghekuangshinverzheijiaoxiaoshenzi。
chentianfangjiexiashenshanglaibujituoqudeweiqun，zuozainverpangbian，baozhulenver。
“zenmehuibutengna？xiaoliandoutengbaile。”
chenenenbeichaichuanhou，nulishangqiaodezuichun，zhongjiuhaishixiangxiawanqu，cangbaidemeiyouxuesedelianshang，luchuletongku。
tayiweizaichentianfanghuaili，xiaozuinierezheshuo：“baba，nidalejiujiu，waipowaigonghemamahuiguainima？”
“shijiujiuxiandadeni，babashizaibaohuni！”
chentianfangyanzhongduolejisihanyi：“tamenjiusuanguai，yezhihuiguaijiujiu。”
sheijiaqinjiujiu，duizijidewaishengnvxiazheimezhongdeshoua？
话音刚落。
砰！
bingfangmenjiubeirenyijiaochuaikai。
“chentianfang，nijilaoniangsiguolai！”
zhangmunianglongxiaoyuzhijiechonglejinlai，jianshenglixiaodao。
zaitashenhouhaiyoulaozhangrenhexiaojiuzi，haidailesangehubeixiongyaodenanren。
zheizhenzhang，hedechenenenquansuozaichentianfanghuaili，sesefadou。
chentianfangmeitoujinzhou，chajuedaolaizhebushan。
dantahaishijichuxiaorong：“ma......”
啪！
yitahouhoudea4zhipaizailechentianfanglianshang，zhiyefenfensasaluodi。
“fanletianle，lihun，jintiannibixuhewojiatangshilihun！”
“tangshidangnianyeshizhuyoumenglexin，caijiajinizheimegewonangfei。”
“zheixienian，nichiwomenjiade，yongwomenjiade，zhuwomenjiade，nijiushiwomenjiadeyitiaogou，jintianhaiganyaozhurenle，jintiandaxiaohao，mingtiannishibushijiudeqiwotoushanglashisaniaoa？”
longxiaoyuyishouchayao，yishouzhizhechentianfangmadegouxuelintou。
陈天放愣住了。
tazhidaozheiyijiarenmanhengbujiangli，quemeixiangdaowanggushifeidaolezheizhongchengdu！
jiehunwunian，taweilenverenen，chuchurenrang，ganyuanbeirenchuoduanjilianggu。
zhangmuniangbufenqinghongzaobai，chuchupiantanxiaojiuzitanghao，zaijiagengshidaxinghaomenguiju，zijujiamu，duitagengshichuchuwuru，wanquanbubatadangrenkan。
tayeqingchu，suizhetangjiariyizhuangda，qizitangshizaishangchangfengshengshuiqi，zhangmuniangzaojiuduitabunaifan，yizhiyouyirangtangshihetalihun。
ketamenbuzhidaodeshi......tangjianengyoujintian，doushitajide！
dangniantahetangshichushideshihou，tangjiayinweijitanghaoshuomeideshi，haibeifuzhebaiwanqiankuan，shitabangtangjiahaiqinglezheibizhaikuan，yeshitaanzhongtongguorenmaicuchengletangjialaozhaichaiqian，rangtangshishunlichengzhangdehuodeleyibizonghengshangchangdeqidongzijin，shenzhitangshizheixienianzaishangchangnengrulongyoushui，andilidoushitaderenmaiziyuanzaibaojiahuhang。
kerujin......zhongjiushicuofule？
bingfangnei，huixiangzhelongxiaoyudepokoudama。
yiziyiju，guarenzhuxin，jiansuankebo。
huailideenen，gengshihedesesefadou，yigejingdewangchentianfangdehuailizuan。
jingnianleiyuejizanqilaidequruhenuhuo，zaizheiyike，rutonghuoshanyiban，zaichentianfangxiongqiangzhongbaofa。
“够了！”
陈天放一声大吼。
longxiaoyudengyuanleyanjing，mashengjiaranerzhi。
laozhangrenhetanghaoyetongshiyijing。
zheiwonangfei，jintianchizhayao，gaixingle？
“够什么够？”
longxiaoyumeiyandaoshu，jianshenglixiaodao：“tanghao！tazenmedadeni，nijiujilaoniangzenmedahuiqu，zheijinianjizheiwonangfeifangside，yegaijitaliliguijule，rangtazhidaozanmentangjiadehaomenguiju！”
“好叻，老妈！”
tanghaocangbaidelianshang，dengshifuxianjidongzhise，ehenhendichaozhechentianfanghechenenenzoulai：“wangbadan，nijiushiwomenjiadeyitiaohabagou，jiunizheibingyangzishenti，juranhaiganduiwodongshou，laozijintiandasini！”
chentianfangshensechedilenglexialai。
tashentiqueshibaoyang，keduifuchangnianbeijiusecaiqitaokongshentidetanghaohaishichuochuoyouyu。
genghuanglun，haishikandaonverbeitanghaodaduanlezuoshou，fennubaozoudezhuangtai。
kexianzai，tangjiarenduoshizhong，haiyounverzaichang......
jiuzaichentianfangyouyudeshihou。
huailidechenenenturancuanxialechuang，zhangkaiyoushoulanzailechentianfangmianqian。
tadayanjinghanzhelei，yijiuqinmanlekongju。
ketaquedashenghandao：“huaijiujiu，wobuxunidawobaba！”
“siyatou，daduanniyizhishouhaibugoushiba？”
tanghaomianmuzhengning，dashouehenhendechaochenenenchouleguolai。
zainverdejianjiaoshengzhong，chentianfangsuoyoudeyouyuhegujidouyanxiaoyunsan。
啪！
chentianfangzhijiechushou，zhuazhuletanghaodeshouwan。
tayanjingmichengleyitiaofeng，hanguanglinlie：“dongwonver，wozaileni！”
tanghaoshenseyizhi，momingdeyiguehancongjiaodibanzhicuandaotianlinggai。
erchenenenqueshichenzhezheigeshijian，pudaolelongxiaoyumianqian。
tabaozhelongxiaoyudedatui，kelianbaba，hanleikuqiudao：“waipo，shijiujiudaojialitoutoukaiwomamadebaoxianxiangnaqian，woburangtana，taxiandawodea！”
nverdekushengsixinliefei，gengrangchentianfangxiongzhongnuhuopenyongerchu。
嘭！
longxiaoyutaiqiyijiaojiangchenenenchuaifanzaidi，manlianhengsedao：“nigesiyatou，zheimexiaodenianjijiukaishishuohuangle，**qianbujiushinijiujiudeqian？guoranbushiwomentangjiadezhong，gebozhouwangwaiguai！”
“恩恩！”
chentianfangnaozili“weng”deyishengxiang，zhijieshuaikailetanghao，puxianglechenenen。
也就在这时。
“陈天放！”
yidaoqinglengdechiheshengcongbingfangwaichuanlai。
chentianfangbanverjinjindilouzaihuaili，yanshenxiangshiyaozerenershideyeshou。
erlongxiaoyuqueshi“a”deyishengcanjiao，shuaidaozaidi。
“darenla！tianshadeyo，yaodasirenla！tangshixinghaonilaidejishia，buranlaoniangjiuyaobeizheiwonangfeidasile！”
栽赃陷害！
chentianfangxiayishidikanxianglebingfangmenkou。
yinweilaozhangrenhesangebaobiaozhulizaimenkou，cishijianjiansankai，caijiangmenwaizhirenxianluchulai。
lairenzhengshitadeqizi，tangshi！
erzaitangshishenbian，haiyouyigenanren！
tangshishencaigaotiao，chuanzheyishenheisexiangnaierzhangqun，jiangshencaigouledelinlijinzhi，jingyingbaixidepifu，jingzhidewuguanrangtabulunzoudaonadounengchengweiyidaojinglidefengjingxian，meiyujiangengshitouzheyigujurenqianlizhiwaidelengmozhiqi。
zhishisuizhejirensankai，taheneigenanrenzouleguolai。
talianshangdehanyigengnongle。
“nitairangwoshiwangle！”
tangshichaodishangdechentianfanghechenenenkanlai，yuruohanshuang，manyanshiwang。
“所以，你信了？”
chentianfanghuranjuedeyouxiehaoxiao。
nverduanleyitiaoshou，shangleshigao，bangzheshabu，jiuyidiandourubuletadeyan？
“womahewodidiyijingdianhuagaosuwole，buranwozenmehuipaoxiaqianyueyishizheimezhongyaodeshiqing，ganguolai？”
tangshimanyanshiwang，qingqingyaotou：“wozhenmeixiangdaonishizheizhongren，jiehunzheimeduonian，nibuzhishangjinjiusuanle，xianzaijuranhaiduiwojiarendadachushou，wodangniandaodijialegeshenmedongxi？”
东西？
chentianfangxiaodegengsiyile，zhishiyankuangliqueqinzherelei。
dangniantaluopodaobenshi，ouyutangshijianshengqingsu，zuizhongjuedingzaiyiqi。
tazhidao，tangshixinzhongyoubaofu，shiyexinjiqiang，suoyihunhouziyuanbaolanlesuoyoujiawu，chenglerenrenchizhiyibidejiatingzhufu，shenzhibuxidongyongrenmaiziyuan，anzhongfuchitangshi。
kexianzai......taquechengletakouzhongde“dongxi”！
zheiyike，chentianfangyouzhongruriyinbing，hanliangchegudeganjue。
takanxiangletangshishenbiandenanren：“haiyinweitama？”
“nigewonangfeiyoushenmezigewen？”
longxiaoyujimangqishen，guzuoliangqiangzoudaotangshishenbian：“oyo！guainver，niyaoshizailaiwanyidian，zanmenyijiazidoukuaibeizheiwonangfeidasile，jintiannibixuhetalihun，zanmentangjiarongbuxiazheizundafo，buranlaoniangjiucongyiyuanzheiloushangtiaoxiaqu！”
quanshuojiaweibi，rangtangshidaimeiweicu。
danshenpangdenanrentaishouchupengdaotabeihou，quejiletamodadeyongqi。
“chentianfang，womenlihunba！”
tangshizuichunnierelejixia，zuizhonghaishishuolechulai：“yanqueanzhihonghuzhi，bunengxiangruyimo，buruxiangwangyujianghu！”
“好！”
chentianfangbaozhenverzhanqilai，youshouzhilezhitangshibozishangdeyupeixianglian：“woshenmedoubuyao，zhiyaoenenhezheixianglian。”
所有人都愣住了。
raoshilongxiaoyuyeshimuguangshanshuolejixia，youxiebukesiyi。
tangshichexiayupei，dijichentianfangdeshihou，youyouyudekanxianglechenenen。
longxiaoyujimangtieerdishengdao：“tadoubuxingtang，jiuyigemankouhuanghualianpian，gebozhouwangwaiguaidesiyatou，niyihouhaiyougenghaoderiziyaoguoni！”
“好！我答应你！”
tangshishensezaicijiandingqilai。
“mama......”
chenenentanchunaodai，kelianbabadekanzhetangshi。
tangshiquezhiruowangwen，lengmodikanzhechentianfang：“qianxieyi，lihun！”
chentianfangbaozhenver，kantangshideyanshenyeshiqiansuoweiyoudelengmo：“xianglianshiwojiazuchuande，zhinengjihoudaidichuan，jinkuaibanwan，wobaxianglianjienen，niquqianheyue，xiwangnihesidingshangxingdehezuonengyukuai！”